Man, I'm half tempted to create a blog about stuff black people like.

Insanity?

Let's all hop on the insane bandwagon!

what about africans

Ok, the following may be unethical, but you'll get a new Wii out of the deal. 

Why don't you go and buy a new Wii, and then return it with the defective Wii in the box and tell the store it wouldn't play games for some reason? Instead of exchanging it ask for a refund because this defective product has left you distrustful of Nintendo products. You get your money back and a new (hopefully fully working) Wii in the process.

I'm just really angry right now because No More Heroes just came out, the store called me about my preorder, and I don't feel like running down to the wal-mart (which has 10 Wii's in stock... go figure) and spending another 250 bux on one.  I can still play all of my Wii Shop games but I read somewhere that you can't transfer those so if I buy a new Wii then I have to keep both of them around to play two separate games.

But I'm sick of today's failure rates for machines and it pretty much attributes to the moving parts.  My Atari from the mid 80s still works.  My front loading NES still works granted you have to slam the cartridge down and sacrifice a virgin in its name but it still plays.  I'm praying to whatever god wants to listen that the next generation of consoles eschews discs for straight up hard drive games.  A terrabyte hardrive is stupidly cheap these days (we're talking 400-500 bux depending on where you shop around).  In a year or two it'll be entirely possible to just create diskettes or something THAT DOESNT MOVE and downloads itself to a harddrive.  Not only would it load faster than a CD but a machine without moving parts would have half the failure rate as these cheap pieces of plastic junk companies are flinging around.

angry rant over.

My Wii is on standby right now and I'm surprised it hasn't melted the cords that are laying 10 feet away from it.  This thing is like a furnace.  No wonder they sell add-on fans for this thing

Nintendo purposefully randomizes their shipments so it's literally a SURPRISE when a store gets them.  They don't want mobs at a store buying a fuckton just to turn around and sell on Ebay.  Speaking of which, faggots on ebay actually sell the system BY PIECE meaning you pay for the wii, the wiimote, the nunchuk, and the wii sports game SEPERATELY but as part of one large package which jacks the price up by 100 bux.

Anyways, I just want to say in this topic

FUCK THE WII

I bought it in December 06 (I walked in a store, asked for one, they had one, I bought it) and I bought Twilight Princess because I thought it would be cool.  Turns out Twilight Princess was a pretty sub-par Zelda game so I didn't touch my Wii until yesterday.  I bought Zak and Wiki because I heard it was an above average puzzle action game.  I put the disc in my Wii and... DISC NOT READING.  I put Zelda in my Wii and... DISC NOT READING.  I put Ikaruga in my Wii and... DISC NOT READING.  I download Paper Mario which works fine.  I try out all the Wii channels and the internet connection and they work fine.  

HOW THE FUCK, AFTER EXACTLY 12 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY IN THE COURSE OF A YEAR, DOES A FUCKING WII BREAK???!!!!  The thing was literally sitting in the original box, in a closet, for an entire year and it's broken after only 12 fucking hours of fucking gameplay.  People cause a shitstorm over the Xbox 360 for the red rings of death but I actually managed to get 2 years of almost nonstop playing from my Box before it broke and Nintendo's machine CRUMPLES after half a fucking day of playing?  

And the warranty expired before I learned of the 90 day extension which would have let me send the system in with 20 something days to spare.  Of course the warranty expires when the console breaks...

Thank you Nintendo for making a sub-par system and encouraging the release of sub-par games.  I hope you guys are happy with your money printing machine because I am seriously never buying another Nintendo product again.  I'm probably not even going to buy another videogame system again because faggots these days make cheapass products without even addressing the failure rate.

yeah and I'm the only one to vote for Hannah Montana and it's pretty much the best GAME ever made.

I can speak on behalf of some of the games.

- Ratchet and Clank is AMAZING. So worth it. And I think they are starting a new trilogy with it and that game is the first in the trilogy.
- Heavenly Sword. It is short, but so much fun and truly beautiful.
- Folklore. Playing this now. Pretty good, not as good as everyone's been saying. I'd give it an 8, where IGN gave it a 9. It's not crap or boring, but I was expecting a little more.

Already had this preordered some weeks ago, it's gonna be gr8. =)