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Yeah dudes, as the topic title says. I've never burnt a DVD before and I wanna use my DVD burner so I want to know what you all usually use to do it. Oh, I want to burn a movie (AVI file) I want a watch on my DVD player, by the way. Give me a run-down on what I should have before planning to burn it.
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Jesus does not love brown children because they are Muslim and Jesus hate the Muslim


Jesus blows up the world from his throne in outer space


Hey kids. Guess whos here. Its the Pres. Say hello to our Pres George "Monkey" Bush. Touch him. Its okay, touch the President.


Do they still sell these


Not exactly Jesus but This one is actually kind of sad. Shut the fuck up you dumb bitches


Again you might ask what Jesus has to do with this, well jesus save him in the end of the movie (whole movie on youtube)

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Hey I'm wondering if there's a way you can lock a PDF or make it so that you can't copy and paste text from it or convert it to a text file. Is this possible?
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Don't know where else to post this but I would like to know about deportation procedures. Some questions I have:

1. How long does it normally take for someone who is an illegal immigrant to get deported?

2. How long does it normally take for a foreigner who has committed a serious crime to get deported? And how serious does the crime have to be?

3. If there is a father and mother and they are illegal immigrants and about to be deported, would this also apply to adult offspring (let's say 21 years old)?

4. How exactly does the deporting process go? Do you get a call? Does someone come to your house? Do you get evicted and have to be detained somewhere?

5. If you are informed that you are going to be deported, can you just say fuck it and go back to your country with your own money without having to undergo the deporting process?

P.S. The country I'm looking at is the U.S.A. deporting individuals to places like India or the Caribbean or Africa, not Mexico, if that plays a part in priority and expediting the process.
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Well I've recently switched from dial-up to wireless broadband and I haven't been able to access Whahay (or any other server) on mIRC. Can someone tell me what could be the problem? Is there some setting I have to change or something to get on? Or is it my provider or what?
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Connect any actor to another through other actors in other movies with no more than six steps. I'll start:

John Candy ----> Nicolas Cage

1. John Candy was in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" Steve Martin

2. Steve Martin was in "Shopgirl" with Jason Schwartzman

3. Jason Schwartzman was in "Rushmore" with Bill Murray

4. Bill Murray was in "Lost in Translation" with Scarlett Johansson

5. Scarlett Johansson was in "Ghost World" with Steve Buscemi

6. Steve Buscemi was in "Con Air" with Nicolas Cage.

Next:

Pauly Shore ----> Morgan Freeman

or

Ben Stiller -----> Leonardo DiCaprio


(put two always and try to make them look possible (not PERSON IN ONE MOVIE WITH CAST THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN IN ANY OTHER MOVIES with CLARK GABLE), if one is impossible, pick any one suggested by any member at any point)
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I don't know how well this will fare but I didn't see any harm in trying.

I've made and uploaded a sound file with 5-second snippets of 20 songs. Most of these snippets do not have the respective song's lyrics in them (except for the ones that are near-unintelligible or vocalizations). This is to prevent cheating by Googling lyrics. The point is to simply name the 20 songs in order as they appear on the track.

The winner is the person who gets all right or the most right by the end of a one-week period. Uh, there's really no prize or anything. It's just for fun. The winner could make a sound file or his song with his choice of 10 - 20 songs and so on. But I think we should only put songs that are, for the least, mildly popular, that the slightly-above-average listener would know. They should also try the hardest not to contain lyrics, to avoid cheating. You can even have themed rounds be genre or artist (e.g. emo, West coast rap, Red Hot Chili Peppers songs, etc.)

The one I made is fairly easy: http://www.zshare.net/download/5111158823478e74/
It isn't themed, though.

So go. How many songs can you guess?

It would be cool to give hints too, so here's some:


Also, put your answers in hide tags, I guess.
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From imdb:

Slumdog Millionaire is the story of Jamal Malik (Dev Patel), an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India's "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika (Freida Pinto), the girl he loved and lost.

Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show's questions. Each chapter of Jamal's increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show's seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show? When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out.

Trailer:

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From Ebert Review:

"Slumdog Millionaire" hits the ground and never stops running. After its first press screening early Saturday morning, it became a leading contender for the all-important Audience Award, which is the closest thing the Toronto Film Festival has to a top prize. And an Oscar best picture nomination is a definite possibility...

...All of this is told in vivid flashbacks during his appearance as a contestant on the Indian version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" Yes. Introduced as a slumdog from the bottom of society, he has the correct answers to question after question (the flashbacks show why), and becomes a national hero as the suspense builds. Transfer the premise to a more conventional location, and this story might seem much more conventional. It's the portrait of India that transforms it."



This movie is directed by Danny Boyle, one of the most versatile directors right now, in my opinion. Movies he's directed include the sci-fi thriller Sunshine, the horror-thriller 28 Days Later, the saccharine childish Millions and my personal favourite by him, Trainspotting. So I'm really looking forward to see this. His movies have this incredible vibrant visual flair that resonate the tone of his movies, and he always makes top-quality movies. I hope he doesn't sell out soon.

The movie's already racking up awards like crazy and is considered a strong contender for Best Picture Oscar come February next year.

Also, w00t, movie with Indian cast that isn't Bollywood shit.
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No, not Dr. Funk. More like "Dr. Funkenstein" by George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic.

I've recently gotten into funk music and I am totally digging this sound. The sound never gets boring for me for some reason. But I only know the more popular stuff like the aforementioned George Clinton, Ohio Players, Kool and the Gang, James Brown, The Commodores and Earth, Wind & Fire. I was wondering if anyone here listened to funk and could recommend some lesser known stuff I could get ahold of.

I was also wondering if there are any modern groups that have this kind of sound.


"Atomic Dog" - George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic


"Love Rollercoaster" - Ohio Players


"Dr. Funkenstein" - Parliament Funkadelic


"Jungle Boogie" - Kool and the Gang


"Low Rider" - War


"Stomp!" - Brothers Johnson


"Freedom" - Isley Brothers
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Just using this thread to point out some of the notable cinematic releases within the next few months.

September 26
Blindness
D: Fernando Meirelles
Mark Ruffalo, Julianne Moore, Gael Garcia Bernal
Miramax Films




Synopsis: An epidemic of "white blindness" which spares no one sweeps through an unnamed contemporary city and pushes society to the brink of breakdown.



September 26
Choke
Sam Rockwell, Anjelica Huston
D: Clark Gregg
Fox Searchlight




Synopsis: Self-loathing sex addict Victor Mancini pretends to choke in restaurants in order to get the attention and affection he desperately seeks. His "saviors" often feel responsible for him afterwards and even send him money, which helps him pay for the constant care his damaged, schizophrenic mother, Ida, needs. While he works at Colonial Dunsboro and struggles to make ends meet, Victor is surprised to find himself falling in love with one of Ida's doctors, Paige, the first woman he'd rather like than sleep with.



September 26
Miracle at St. Anna
D: Spike Lee
Derek Luke, Michael Ealy, Laz Alonso,
Omar Benson Miller, Matteo Sciabordi,
John Leguizamo, Naomi Campbell,
Joseph Gordon Levitt, James Gandolfini
Touchstone Pictures (Disney)




Synopsis: Four soldiers from the army's Negro 92nd Division find themselves separated from their unit and behind enemy lines. Risking their lives for a country in which they are treated with less respect than the enemy they are fighting, they discover humanity in the small Tuscan village of St. Anna di Stazzema.



September 26
W.
Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, Ellen Burstyn
D: Oliver Stone
Lionsgate




Synopsis: A drama about the formative years of U.S. President George W. Bush.



October 24
Changeling
Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich
D: Clint Eastwood
Universal







November 14
Quantum of Solace
D: Marc Forster
Screenwriter: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Paul Haggis
Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Judi Dench
Columbia Pictures (Sony), MGM



Synopsis: Seeking revenge for the death of his love, secret agent James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country's water supply.



November 14
The Road
Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron,
Kodi Smit-McPhee
D: John Hillcoat
Dimension Films, The Weinstein Company

Synopsis: The post-apocalyptic nightmarish road trip of a man who tries to transport his son to safety while fending off starving stragglers and marauding packs of cannibals.



November 21
The Soloist
Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey Jr., Rachael Harris
D: Joe Wright
S: Susannah Grant
DreamWorks Pictures (Paramount)




Synopsis: In "The Soloist," an emotionally soaring drama about the redemptive power of music, journalist Steve Lopez (Oscar® nominee Robert Downey Jr.) discovers Nathaniel Anthony Ayers (Oscar® winner Jamie Foxx), a former classical music prodigy, playing his violin on the streets of L.A. As Lopez endeavors to help the homeless man find his way back, a unique friendship is formed, one that transforms both their lives. "The Soloist" is directed by Joe Wright (Golden Globe winner for Best Drama and Oscar® nominee for Best Picture "Atonement").



November 26
Milk
Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, James Franco
D: Gus Van Sant
Focus





November 28th
Slumdog Millionaire
Irrfan Khan, Dev Patel
D: Danny Boyle
Fox Searchlight



Synopsis: An illiterate kid looks to become a contestant on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be A Millionaire in order to re-establish contact with the girl he loves, who is an ardent fan of the show.



December 5th
Frost/Nixon
Matthew MacFadyen, Michael Sheen
D: Ron Howard
Universal Pictures





December 25th
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton,
Director: David Fincher
Paramount Pictures


Synopsis: A baby named Benjamin Button is born with the soul and face of an 80 years old man. However, with each birthday, his appearance and behavior grow younger. He hides from who he is in order to be accepted by his family and society but ultimately comes to realize, with guidance from a wise old woman, that for his life to be complete, he must be himself. At the age of 50, he falls in love with a 30 years old woman... but how can they have a future together if he continues to grow younger and she older with every year that passes by?



December 26th
Revolutionary Road
Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet
D: Sam Mendes
Paramount Vantage


Synopsis: Frank and April Wheeler, a husband and wife in 1950s suburban Connecticut, dissatisfied with life, wish to move to France while their relationship deteriorates into an endless cycle of squabbling, jealousy and recriminations.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, from the jungles, the backwoods, the boondocks of Trinidad and Tobago, a film about a hero discovering himself and beating up the bad guys... THE MATRIX REVELATIONS (2003).


TRAILER:


PART I:


PART II:
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I am interested in knowing your thoughts about Crash (2004). I'm not looking for a debate or anything - I'm just curious. When I saw it in the cinema, I thought it was a pretty cool movie, though manipulative and shit with underlying message "Heh we are all racist!" but tell me why you think it's so horrible. Was it because it had bla*ks in it
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Do you enjoy the cartoons nowadays? It is really hard for me to get into stuff like Bleach and Death Note and the rest of the anime and the only cartoons I enjoy nowadays is stuff like South Park, Boondocks and Futarama, but a lot of that stuff is aimed toward adults. So nowadays, all I can do is flip the channel on Boomerang! and hope I can enjoy the good old days of cartoons... do you remember those days? When there were PSA's and the characters in every cartoon did not have big eyes and small mouths.

So out of nostalgia, I've compiled a list of 50 cartoons from my childhood that I really enjoyed.

N.B. These are mostly cartoons that ran for Generation X and Y or before the year 2000 and most likely do not show anymore. Didn't include stuff like The Simpsons, Futarama, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, etc. because that stuff is still running strong today.




50. Swat Kats


49. Hong Kong Phooey


48. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids


47. Darkwing Duck


46. Freakazoid!


45. Pound Puppies


44. The Angry Beavers


43. Catdog


42. Josie and the Pussycats


41. Top Cat


40. Speed Racer


39. Popeye the Sailor Man


38. Tom and Jerry


37. The Jetsons


36. Secret Squirrel


35. TaleSpin


34. Animaniacs


33. 2 Stupid Dogs


32. Alf


31. Beavis and Butthead


30. Gumby


29. Speed Buggy


28. Gargoyles


27. Rugrats


26. Garfield and Friends


25. Scooby Doo: Where Are You?


24. Rocky and Bullwinkle


23. Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers


22. Muppet Babies


21. The Adventures of Jonny Quest


20. The Flintstones


19. The Pink Panther


18. Samurai Pizza Cats


17. Tiny Toons


16. Transformers


15. Dexter's Laboratory


14. Charlie Brown


13. The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh


12. The Real Ghostbusters


11. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


10. The Smurfs


9. Ren and Stimpy


8. Duck Tales


7. Aahhh!!! Real Monsters


6. Kablam!


5. Hey Arnold!


4. Looney Tunes


3. Doug


2. Captain Planet and the Planeteers


1. Rocko's Modern Life


Discuss the cartoons you enjoyed as a child and still hold dear to you.
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Okay, this is something I've been wanting to discuss for a while. Not really internet harassment but having your entire day ruined because of something some stranger or pseudo-stranger said on the Internet. A good example would be Psyburn, who would get all worked up everyday because someone on IRC said something about Robert Rodriguez or Samuel L. Jackson or something and he would say how "his day is now ruined" and he wouldn't want to talk to anyone. I don't mean to single out Psyburn, as there are numerous others  I know who are like this, but he is the best example I can think of and one that everybody knows.

How many of you feel anything remotely to that on the Internet? I don't feel like that at all on the Internet. Is this weird or can I just handle criticism or something else or what?

I don't know if I came across well explaining this, but I want to know your thoughts on this hyper-sensitivity on the Internet. I mean, I don't think it is healthy to let yourself trip off on everything because a lot of people say shit.
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Just thought I would redo my Best Villains List now that Dark Knight has come out. Hope you enjoy!




10. "Lack of Commitment" - Wedding Crashers

Almost makes main protagonist not fall in love and live happily ever after.




9. "Cold Water" - Titanic

Claimed the victims of at least 80% of the people on-board the Titanic that fateful night. Killed Jack... Made audience cry.




8. "Traditional Indian Culture" - Bend it Like Beckham

Held back the main character from her dreams. Would have held her back forever if she did not rebel against it. Subjected her to ridicule, unnecessary judgment and harassment from her peers and family. Family thought she was a lesbian for hugging a girl.




7. "Hood Life" - Boyz n the Hood/City of God/Menace II Society/Juice/Finding Forrester

Makes everyone shoot each other. Makes everyone get hooked on drugs. Makes everyone have babies at age 17 and then the papas get killed and the babies grow up without papas. Then the babies grow up and kill each other.




6. "Cocaine/Heroin/Drugs" - Traffic/Requiem for a Dream/Trainspotting/Blow/The Captain Planet Episode About Drugs

Latches on to everyone like a parasite. Gets grade-A students addicted to it and almost ruins their lives. Gets other people addicted and kills them. Has people fighting to get rid of it but it just... can't be stopped.




5. "Your Skin Colour" - Crash

Makes people judge you. Makes people want to kill you. Makes people watch you funny and not sell you a gun. Makes police want to kill you. Crash's message is that we are all a little racist inside. Then we're all fucked. Your skin colour is going to get you killed one day for no reason.




4. "Gravity" - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon/Hero/Fearless/Every Kung Fu Movie Ever

Is every kung fu fighter's greatest fear!




3. "Greenhouse Gases" - An Inconvenient Truth

Causes Greenhouse effect. Destroy Planet Earth.




2. "George 'Great Ape' Bush" - Fahrenheit 9/11

hi im georger "great ape" bushr. i lover my country. send all troop to iraq THIS IS A EMERGENCY SEND ALL TROOP TO IRAQ NAOW. GET RID OF ALL JEEHAD BOMB THE ARAFAT. WE WENT TO IRAQ AND WE STOPPED HUSSEIN FROM SADDAMIZING IT! FOOL ME ONCE.. SHAME ON... SHMAE ON YOU.. FOOL ME TWCIE.. I CANTR GET FOOLED AGAIN!




1. "Joker" - The Dark Knight

Wanted his phone call. Is an immovable object. Made a pencil disappear. Nuff said!
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Company: Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation

Tagline: Jack is Back..

Release Date: July, 2009

Synopsis: While searching for Rose's locket, Brock Lovett (Paxton) discovers the body of Jack Dawson (DiCaprio) encased in a block of ice. Jack is thawed out and found to be alive. While he is being held for interrogation with Dr. Starlet (Connelly), he escapes and makes his way into the city, where he is being tailed by two police captains (R. Lee Ermey and John Cusack). Jack learns to adapt to his new life in the future, cope with his iconic stardom and a life without Rose.

Director: Derek Johnson

Writers: James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio (WGA)

Cast:
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson
Jennifer Connelly - Lynn Starlet
R. Lee Ermey - Captain Strider
John Cusack - Henry Leeds
Bill Paxton - Brock Lovett

and Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater III

Trailer:

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What Leo had to say about this:
I tell you. Jack Dawson couldn't just DIE. I mean, I'M Jack Dawson! And I'm here! I'm alive! So that meant Jack had to be alive too! As one journey ends, another must begin, right? And that journey is Jack coping with a life without Rose. It's funny because it parallels what Rose's life would have been - you know, a life without Jack. So now, we get to see it from Jack's side and I think that is very, very interesting.

When he [James ][/James] asked me if I wanted to reprise my role as Jack Dawson, I got so excited, I started to get frantic! So James and I sat down to write the script and 20th Century Fox reviewed it and gave us the green light. I think what people would like about this movie is that it's ironic because... now I'm the last left survivor of the Titanic even though I'm supposed to be dead.

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Quotes Leaked from the Film:

Jack Dawson: (sobbing) I can't believe she's gone. I can't believe Rose is gone. All I could remember is watching into her eyes that night and I must have gotten unconscious or something and I can't remember anything else. She was my love. The love of my life. And now she's gone. Why did I survive to feel this pain?

Brock Lovett: Rose told us so much about you. And I'm... I'm looking at you, Jack. Right in the flesh! This is unbelievable! I've been an explorer all my life and I've discovered so many things. But not like this. This is my greatest discovery. My magnum opus. I was looking for a diamond, but you know what I found? I found something way more priceless - I found history. History is a link that lets us know who we are. That history is you, Jack Dawson. You are history.

Jack Dawson: What's this?
Dr. Starlet: It's a computer. See?
Jack Dawson: Is that so?
Dr. Starlet: You google things with it.

Jack Dawson: I... I can't heal...

Jack Dawson: ROSE!!!

Jack Dawson: My heart was once cold and frozen but it did not forget how to be warm and loving.

Henry Leeds: Rose is dead, Jack!
Jack Dawson: (sternly) Is that the truth?

Little Boy: My mama told me you were once dead but now you are the only survivor of the Titanic.
Jack Dawson: Well, kid, I'm Jack and I'm back.

Jack Dawson (looking at Rose's gravestone, seeing that her last name is Calvert): I wasn't even here to bury you... It should have been me. Calvert... That should have been Dawson. Your name should have been ROSE DEWITT DAWSON! I should not have let go that night, Rose! This is all my fault!

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Let's hear about them date movies you would like to watch with your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever, and what movies you wish you saw with a date.

I've made simply a list of possible "date" movies, sorted in ten very very very stereotypical categories that go according to couple personality, or your boyfriend's personality, or girlfriend's personality, or whatever. These are all, in one way or the other, love stories, even if the main focus of the movie isn't the love story that it contains. So yeah, give them a try and see if you like them.

If you notice, I didn't put in any films that were too 'chick-flickish'. I think most boys and most girls would be able to tolerate, for the least, the movies I've listed.


For the couple hung up on magical fantasy movies:

You would kiss Daniel Radcliffe if you had the chance? You wish you drank beer with the Hobbits in the Shire? Narnia tugs on your heart-strings? You have a fascination with stories set in fantasy fairytale-like worlds? You like to see sights that don't exist in the real world? Want to see two people kiss in the middle of an enchanted wood? Here are two movies you might fancy for your fanciful taste:


The Princess Bride (1987)



Plot Synopsis: When a young boy falls ill, his grandfather pops round to visit him. To cheer his grandson up, Grandpa has brought a storybook; The Princess Bride, a tale of the love between the beautiful Buttercup and the besotted Westley, a love cruelly interrupted by Westley's tragic apparent death at sea when seeking his fortune. Heartbroken, Buttercup has sworn never to love again, but accepts the marriage proposal of the rich and handsome Prince Humperdinck, heir to the throne of Florin; but death is no barrier to true love, and in a story filled with exotically-accented swordsmen, big-hearted giants, genius kidnappers, sadistic torturers, vile swamps, Rodents of Unusual Size, the Dread Pirate Roberts and a somewhat embittered miracle worker, the love between Westley and Buttercup twists and turns on a path filled with adventure. Will the True Love of Westley and Buttercup win the day? Will Inigo Montaya find the six-fingered man who murdered his father? Will Humperdinck's evil plans come to fruition? And, more importantly, will Grandpa be able to tell the story without any of the yucky kissing?


Stardust (2007)



Plot Synopsis: The passage from this world to the fantasy kingdom of Stormhold is through a breech in a wall beside an English village. In the 1800s, a boy becomes a man when he ventures through the breech in pursuit of a fallen star, to prove his love for the village beauty. The star is no lump of rock, it's a maiden, Yvaine. Tristan, the youth, is not the only one looking for her: three witches, led by Lamia, want her heart to make them young; and, the sons of the dead king of Stormhold want her because she holds a ruby that will give one of them title to the throne. Assisting Tristan are his mother, the victim of a spell, and a transvestite pirate of the skies. Will Tristan win his true love?




For the couple who has an interest in sports:

Play ball. Reach third base. Score a home run. Put the ball into the hole. And other ridiculous perverted sexual innuendo you won't find in the following two movies I'm about to recommend. Basically... all I'm asking is... Can love bloom on the football field... or in a sports movie?


Jerry Maguire (1996)



Plot Synopsis: Jerry Maguire used to be a typical sports agent: willing to do just about anything he could to get the biggest possible contracts for his clients, plus a nice commission for himself. Then, one day, he suddenly has second thoughts about what he's really doing. When he voices these doubts, he ends up losing his job and all of his clients, save Rod Tidwell, an egomaniacal football player. Can Jerry resurrect his career while still staying true to himself?



Cinderella Man (2005)



Plot Synopsis: Fact-based story of depression era boxing champ James J. Braddock. The film opens with Braddock winning a fight in 1928 and becoming a contender for a championship bout. The film then quickly jumps five years into the future. The depression is on and Braddock has had a series of defeats. Fighting injured, including with a broken hand, made him less of a fighter. Braddock, like many others in that era, lost everything in the stock market and scrimping by on the small fights he can get and on dock work. His wife would prefer he quit boxing, but knows how badly they need the money to get by with their three kids. Watering down milk just to make it do for several more days is a common occurrence. When his trainer manages to get him one more fight on the spur of the moment against the current #2 contender, Braddock rises to the occasion and knocks him out. His amazing comeback becomes the source of inspiration of many down-on-their-luck Americans. A series of fights later leads to the championship match against the arrogant champ, Max Baer. Baer, who had already killed two men in the ring, urges the older Braddock not to fight him, while Braddock's wife does the same.




For the vulgar couple who likes fart and semen jokes:

You and your partner share the same disgusting type of humour and unashamed of it? You like hearing jokes about awkward sex experiences and walk-ins on masturbation (so, so harsh)? You like that kind of raucous comedy where people rattle off F-bombs and semen jokes from a grenade launcher at an average of two per minute? Well, boy, have I got two films for you:


There's Something About Mary (1998)



Plot Synopsis: Ted was a geek in high school, who was going to go to the prom with one of the most popular girls in school, Mary. The prom date never happened, because Ted had a very unusual accident. Thirteen years later he realizes he is still in love with Mary, so he hires a private investigator to track her down. That investigator discovers he too may be in love with Mary, so he gives Ted some false information to keep him away from her. But soon Ted finds himself back into Mary's life, as we watch one funny scene after another.


Knocked Up (2007)



Plot Synopsis: Slobby Ben and up and coming career girl Alison meet at a bar, and end up having a one night stand. Eight weeks later, Ben is shocked when Alison meets him and reveals that she is pregnant. Despite having little in common, the two decide that they have to at least try to make some kind of relationship work for the baby's sake. Can they come together and make it work?




For the couple that likes shooting, explosions and gore:

Are you the type to get excited by gunfire and stylized, violent bloodshed? You like seeing zombies shot in the head? You like to kiss while people are being sliced up? But with that underlying of romantic sweetness and twisted love? Then you might want to take a little visit to a psychologist... and in the waiting room, you and your partner can check out these two movies:


True Romance (1993)



Plot Synopsis: Clarence Worley (Christian Slater), a penniless hipster in Detroit with a love for Elvis meets a mysterious hooker paid to meet him named Alabama (Patricia Arquette) on his birthday in a theater at night. Falling in love, he makes it his mission to dispose of her past, namely her violent pimp, Drexl Spivey (Gary Oldman). Defeating him and unknowingly taking a vast fortune of cocaine, the two fight to sell the white gold in Los Angeles as Drexl's associates fight to reclaim it in a bloody romantic thriller full to the brim with style.


Shaun of the Dead (2004)



Plot Synopsis: Shaun is having many problems in life. His long-time girlfriend has dumped him due to their almost-daily expedition to Shaun's favorite pub, the Winchester. His temporary management job isn't going well at Foree Electronics, with his subordinates not even giving him the time of day. His deadbeat flatmates, Pete and Ed, are at each others' throats. And, oh yeah, London is overrun with multitudes of zombies. In the midst of this, he must save himself, Ed, his ex, his mom, and his precious record collection. There is a time when a hero must rise...from his couch.




For the timid, sweet, well-versed poetic couple:

You like to read stories to each other and just marvel at the language and the imagery? Is your idea of fun sitting under a tree and watching the clouds and trying to see which one is the rabbit and which one is the teddy bear? Are you an eloquent daydreamer? Well, stop daydreaming, open your eyes and watch these two films together:


Shakespeare in Love (1998)



Plot Synopsis: Romantic comedy set in London in the late 16th century: Young playwright William Shakespeare struggles with his latest work "Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter". A great fan of Shakespeare's plays is young, wealthy Viola who is about to be married to the cold-hearted Lord Wessex, but constantly dreams of becoming an actress. Women were not allowed to act on stage at that time (female roles were played by men, too), but dressed up as a boy, Viola successfully auditions for the part of Romeo. Soon she and William are caught in a forbidden romance that provides rich inspiration for his play.


Amelie (2001)



Plot Synopsis: Amélie is a story about a girl named Amélie whose childhood was suppressed by her Father's mistaken concerns of a heart defect. With these concerns Amélie gets hardly any real life contact with other people. This leads Amélie to resort to her own fantastical world and dreams of love and beauty. She later on becomes a young woman and moves to the central part of Paris as a waitress. After finding a lost treasure belonging to the former occupant of her apartment, she decides to return it to him.

After seeing his reaction and his new found perspective - she decides to devote her life to the people around her. Such as, her father who is obsessed with his garden-gnome, a failed writer, a hypochondriac, a man who stalks his ex girlfriends, the "ghost", a suppressed young soul, the love of her life and a man whose bones are as brittle as glass. But after consuming herself with these escapades - she finds out that she is disregarding her own life and damaging her quest for love. Amélie then discovers she must become more aggressive and take a hold of her life and capture the beauty of love she has always dreamed of.




For the wonderfully musical couple:

Can you appreciate the philosophy and all the ingredients that go into music when it is being made? Are you passionate about your guitar or *wink* your cello? Would you like your life to be purely musical, harmonious, nothing out-of-tune? I'm afraid that's impossible but while you daydream about your favourite song and hum along to your favourite ballad, here's two films for you:


High Fidelity (2000)



Plot Synopsis: High Fidelity follows the 'mid-life' crisis of Rob (John Cuaack), a thirty-something record-store owner who must face the undeniable facts - he's growing up. In a hilarious homage to the music scene, Rob and the wacky, offbeat clerks that inhabit his store expound on the intricacies of life and song all the while trying to succeed in their adult relationships. Are they listening to pop music because they are miserable? Or are they miserable because they listen to pop music? This romantic comedy provides a whimsical glimpse into the male view of the affairs of the heart.


Once (2006)



Plot Synopsis: An (unnamed) Guy is a Dublin guitarist/singer-songwriter who makes a living by fixing vacuum cleaners in his Dad's Hoover repair shop by day, and singing and playing for money on the Dublin streets by night. An (unnamed) Girl is a Czech who plays piano when she gets a chance, and does odd jobs by day and takes care of her mom and her daughter by night. Guy meets Girl, and they get to know each other as the Girl helps the Guy to put together a demo disc that he can take to London in hope of landing a music contract. During the same several day period, the Guy and the Girl work through their past loves, and reveal their budding love for one another, through their songs.




For that pseudo-antisocial, indie hipster couple:

Do you rip your jeans? Do you consider yourself different from everyone else? Do you despise the mainstream? Is your idea of fun talking about strange things for hours on end and laughing at the weirdest things, except they're not weird to you? Do you crave adventures to go to the places nobody else wants to go? Do you crave movies that nobody else seems to want to watch? Here's two more:


Garden State (2004)



Plot Synopsis: Andrew Largeman (Zack Braff) shuffled through life in a lithium-induced coma until his mother's death inspired a vacation from the pills to see what might happen. A moderately successful TV actor living in Los Angeles, "Large" hasn't been home to the Garden State in nine years. But even with 3,000 miles between them, he's been unable to escape his domineering father Gideon and the silencing effect he's had on his son from afar. Stunned to find himself in his hometown after such a long absence, Large finds old acquaintances around every corner living quite unique lives as gravediggers, fast food knights and the panderers of pyramid schemes. Meanwhile, at home, he does his best to avoid a long-simmering but inevitable confrontation with his father. By a twist of fate, Large meets Sam (Natalie Portman), a girl who is everything he isn't. A blast of color, hope and quirks, Sam becomes a sidekick who refuses to ride in his sidecar. Her warmth and fearlessness give Large the courage to open his heart to the joy and pain of the infinite abyss that is life.


Juno (2007)



Plot Synopsis: A tale told over four seasons, starting in autumn when Juno (Ellen Page), a 16-year-old high-school junior in Minnesota, discovers she's pregnant after one event in a chair with her best friend, Bleeker (Michael Cera). In the waiting room of an abortion clinic, the quirky and whip-sharp Juno decides to give birth and to place the child with an adoptive couple. She finds one in the PennySaver personals, contacts them, tells her dad and step-mother, and carries on with school. The chosen parents, upscale yuppies (one of whom is cool and laid back, the other meticulous and uptight), meet Juno, sign papers, and the year unfolds. Will Juno's plan work, can she improvise, and what about Bleeker?




For the thinking couple:

When you speak, do other people ask you to repeat yourself, not because they didn't hear you, but because they don't understand a single thing you are trying to relate. Do you get a lot of silences, shrugs and "What?"'s any time you try to tell a joke? Does your partner suffer the same thing? Are you looking for a vantage point to look into the smarter, more intellectual side of love? I have two for you:


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2003)



Plot Synopsis: This is the story of a guy, Joel (Jim Carrey), who discovers that his long-time girlfriend, Clementine (Kate Winslet), has undergone a psychiatrist's experimental procedure in which all of her memory of Joel is removed, after the couple has tried for years to get their relationship working fluidly. Frustrated by the idea of still being in love with a woman who doesn't remember their time together, Joel agrees to undergo the procedure as well, to erase his memories of Clementine. The film, which takes place mostly within Joel's mind, follows his memories of Clementine backwards in time as each recent memory is replaced, and the procedure then goes on to the previous one, which is likewise seen, and then erased. Once the process starts, however, Joel realizes he doesn't really want to forget Clementine, so he starts smuggling her away into parts of his memory where she doesn't belong which alters other things about his memories as well...


Before Sunrise (1995) and Before Sunset (2004)



Plot Synopsis: Before Sunrise is a passionate and intelligent romance between a young American, Jesse, (Ethan Hawke) and a French student, Celine, (Julie Delpy). A chance encounter on the train incites intrigue, and Jesse provocatively suggests that Celine postpones her return to France and embarks instead on a spontaneous expedition to Vienna. In the course of their 14-hour relationship, the two share in their love for the unrehearsed and their appreciation for the unexpected as they explore in a powerful meeting of hearts and minds.

Before Sunset is set ten years later as Jesse, a writer from the US, and Celine, a Frenchwoman working for an environment protection organization, acquainted nine years ago on the train from Budapest to Vienna, meet again when Jesse arrives in Paris for a reading of his new book. As they have only a few hours until his plane leaves, they stroll through Paris, talking about their experiences, views and whether they still love each other, although Jesse is already married with a kid.




For the hopeless romantic couple:

Are you the type to not approach someone you like? Are you shy, or do they already have a boyfriend or girlfriend or like someone else? Are you that asshole they go to tell you about their love life and you just nod and then beat up your pillow after? In retrospect, would you run across a busy street and stand in the rain for the one you love? Well, you're not alone in the world. And if your life were a movie, it would look like these:


Say Anything (1989)



Plot Synopsis: An improbable couple meets after high school graduation and must deal with their friends, family, and other pressures just to stay together. Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) is an average kickboxer with a good heart but limited ambition. Diane Court is an aloof genius who is very closely protected by her father. When Diane gets a scholarship to study in England, she has a weighty decision to make.


Roxanne (1987)



Plot Synopsis: A modernisation of Edmond Rostands "Cyrano De Bergerac". C.D. Bales (Steve Martin) is a fire chief, who just happens to have an enormous nose. He hires a new fire-fighter, Chris, who is handsome, and knows his hoses, but is useless when it comes to women. Roxanne (Daryl Hannah) is an astronomer who has just arrived in town. She catches the eye of Chris, and he asks C.D. to help him woo her. Little does Chris know that C.D. is mad about Roxanne, but hasn't found the right way to tell her - yet.




For the quirky, offbeat couple:

Do you like all things strange and sarcastic? Do you prefer more bitter to sweet in the bittersweet, but still secretly crave the sweet anyway? Do you like to break the rules? Do you like to see love born from suffering? Don't worry, I've catered for you too:


Groundhog Day (1993)



Plot Synopsis: A weather man (Bill Murray) is reluctantly sent to cover a story about a weather forecasting "rat" (as he calls it). This is his fourth year on the story, and he makes no effort to hide his frustration. On awaking the 'following' day he discovers that it's Groundhog Day again, and again, and again. First he uses this to his advantage, then comes the realisation that he is doomed to spend the rest of eternity in the same place, seeing the same people do the same thing EVERY day.


Harold and Maude (1971)



Plot Synopsis: Harold is a depressed, death-obsessed 20-year-old man-child who spends his free time attending funerals and committing suicide in front of his mother, but he does not die. At a funeral, Harold befriends Maude, a 79-year-old woman who has a zest for life. She and Harold spend much time together during which she exposes him to the wonders and possibilities of life. After rejecting his mother's three attempts to set him up with a potential wife, and committing fake suicide in front of all of them, Harold announces that he is to be married to Maude. However, Maude has a surprise for Harold that is to change his life forever.
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I think we've all had our shares of emotional turbulence and turpitude in our lives. Between the ages of 14 and 17, I was a very... special case. Note, I've never been to a psychiatrist or a therapist in my life or taken any pills and I began evening out when I was 19 or so. Maybe I'm not well right now but I don't do the strange stuff I used to do between 14 and 17.

I was raised with a conflict in me. I grew up in a wholly black neighbourhood and I was one of the only non-blacks in my primary school, yet my parents raised me as racist. Most Indians here are very primitive and have a thing against blacks. So I was always confused whether I should make friends or not, because this was never really cleared up for me. I am supposed to please my parents but what am I to do about friends? I make friends, anyway.

Age 9, my father teaches me how to fight. He says if I am going to be friends with niggers, I should at least know how to defend myself when things get rough. He shows me how to break an arm and how to break a leg and uh that Vulcan Nose Grip thing that Spock from Star Trek used to do. He asks me if he could tie me up to see if I could escape. I oblige. He ties me up but I can't get out. I never learnt how to.

Age 10, I get into a fight over trivial name-calling and damage a boy fairly badly. I am the star pupil of my class so they let me off the hook. I don't get into another fight until I am 12, this time in secondary school, where I slam a boy's head against a desk. I frighten the entire class but again, I am let off the hook with just penance and told not to do anything like that again.

At age 13, my first sexual encounter is with my cousin. She was 15 at the time. I used to spy on her while she changed her clothes. She catches me one day and opens her towel for me and asks me what I like most about her body. I want to run away but I don't know what to do. I tell her that her breasts look the nicest. A couple months later, we are at a beach house, sleeping together in the same room. There is so much of us that we have to share beds. She decides to sleep on the same bed as me. While I am trying to sleep, her hand reaches over and touches my dick. It becomes semi-hard. She asks me if I like it. I say yes. She jacks me off and I come. We've spoken normally ever since but never about that. She's married now.

That same year, my father turns alcoholic and begins beating me up. He begins to make fun of the way I look. But I never react. At age 14, I get into my second secondary school fight. I choke-slam a black boy in my class. It is mostly a one-sided fight. My father is called in to have a conference with me and my form teacher. In front of the teacher, he tells me not to do it again. In the car, he tells me, "That nigger deserved it."

Age 14 still, I begin fantasizing about killing people. Didn't know if I would seriously do it or if it was just a bi-product of my anger from being beaten up. I fantasize about stabbing, strangling, drowning and "blow-torching" several people I know, including my father. One day, some asshole tells me that if I want to attack someone, I should go straight for the neck and break their windpipe. So I begin fantasizing about that.

Sidenote: I didn't start listening to music or watching movies until I was 15, for some strange reason. I never liked any movies or music before that age.

Age 15, I get into a fight with my father. I go for his throat and I win. He is more surprised than angry and not really damaged. Two months later, I get into another fight with him but he wins and I get a black eye. Nobody at school does or says anything. After that, I begin something I call "pretend-killing", which I basically do by turning off the lights and stomping, kicking and punching the ground, pretending someone's there (not anyone in particular, really). I begin writing my first novel. I finish it in 5 months. It is called "Animosity" and it is utter shit, yet the school hails me as a "literary genius", just because I wrote a book, without considering if it's good or not.

Age 15 still, Christmas Day. I am using the Internet in my room but my father keeps disconnecting the phone line from outside. He does it to mock me. I come outside to reconnect the phone line but as soon as I go back into my room, he disconnects it and laughs. This continues for about 6 more times. He disconnects it the last time and I stare at my computer screen blankly for about 15 minutes. I come out of my room. I grab a chair from the kitchen, drag it across the room and smash it against my father's back. My mother cries. I reconnect the Internet and go back into my room.

Age 16, I make my first and only pathetic attempt at suicide by hanging. The rope comes loose and I fall. I am mugged two weeks later. I break the mugger's arm and take my wallet back. I write my second novel. It is slightly better than my first but still shit. Though I perceive it as shit, escaping it into my new worlds make me happier and I look forward to it every day. I enter a few essay and poem competitions and win. My school makes the papers and they like the press.

Age 16 still, I get into my third secondary school fight. It is with a boy who brought a cricket bat to beat me with for 'stealing' his girlfriend. I launch at him, aiming for his neck and begin digging into it. People pull me off and another conference is called. They say this is my final warning before I get kicked out of the school and that I would be kicked out if I weren't so "literary" because it's good for the school's name.

Age 17, I shave my eyebrows off and begin lurking in my parents' room while they are sleeping. I look at them sleep and contemplate killing them with a butcher knife. My father wakes up and sees me one day. He asks me what I'm doing what that butcher knife. I tell him, "To butcher you with". The next day, my father quits drinking and beating me.

Age 18, my eyebrows grow back. A boy at school throws toilet water in my face as a prank. I laugh it off. He does it again five minutes later. I feel the fight response coming. I look at his neck. I growl. I think about breaking his windpipe. I resist it really hard. I run into the toilet and vomit. I sit down and calm myself.

Age 21 (now), I have not gotten into a fight since. I don't think about breaking windpipes and have yet to break one. I don't play with butcher knives anymore. My father and I are friends. I have a fetish for black girls. I still write and have amassed a whole line of other hobbies to occupy my time. Suicide seems very far away because life is swell.

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