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Now we can stop using the pirate version and get the official release and sell our RPG Maker 2003 games guys.  :incredible:
 
 
http://store.steampowered.com/app/362870
http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/products/programs/rpg-maker-2003
 
 
The official release fixes numerous bugs that the pirate version has, including having a working installer creator, the games contain the fonts already on start, no longer reliant on DirectDraw and a helpfile that works on systems newer than XP!.  :pope:
 
 
For a full changelog of all the amazing things, you can go here

 
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Sudden senilism made me post a topic I had already made before.
 

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Behold everyone, my first game I ever made already circa 2001 finally released for the public for the release something event! I thought it was lost forever but just few months ago, my friend found a CD at his place with weird back up stuff and it contained the originals of the game. I decided to clean out any game crashing bugs and polish only slightly several things and present what was my first attempt at RPG making. For a nostalgia purposes and anyone who is a fan of my games, this is a must play!

Story

King and Queen leave for a journey from which they never return, leaving behind their two children. A mysterious man comes to offer them both great powers and casts a spell on one of them, sealing his body inside an undying armor while seemingly killing the other one. The survivor, shocked at the sight decides to honor the last thoughts his brother had and becomes evil villain bent on destroying and causing harm to everyone, taking in the codename Shadow.

Features

- Shadow is nearly immortal! See his body regenerate from even the most crueling of the injuries!

- First ever game done by the infamous MISTER BIG T

- Be hella evil!

Characters

Their power levels are through the roof!

Shadow

Shadow is the nearly immortal main character. He is very muscular and loves to go around helping himself to all sorts of evil things. He's so manly testosterone oozes from every hole in his body!


Oskar

A superhuman male, who likes wearing women clothes.

Irma

Superb magician.

And more!

FAQ

Q: Is this a full game?
A: Yes, yes it is.

Q: How long is this game?
A: Depends on your game style but aproximattely hour or so.

Q: Were you drunk/high/on mushrooms when you made this?
A: Nope.

Q: Can I make a let's play/review/whatever out of this?
A: Sure! As long as you link me the thing, I love reading and watching such things!

Q: Can I monotize my youtube videos of Shadow?
A: Sure, knock yourself out. (Not literally, of course)

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Download

http://rpgmaker.net/games/5095/
 
Reviews
 
2½/5 stars by mtarzaim

 
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Originally, I started playing and showcasing Destiny's Call and several other games but then began to move on to play more games. I'm still quite new at the LP area but I'm constantly seeking to improve on my videos. At the time being, I'm releasing a new video every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
 
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Here's the RPGMaker games I've played/am playing for now. I am currently playing, How to be funny and Dungeoneer but I am coming to end of them,  I think.
 
 
Let's play BETA
 
Playlist
 
Let's play BGFT: The James Lucas story
 
Playlist
 
Let's Play Destiny's Call
 
Playlist
 
 
 
Let's play Final Phantasy XXX 2
 
Playlist
 
Let's play How to be Funny
 
Playlist
 
 
Le'ts play Lost Woods
 
Video
 
Let's play Night of the Living Noobyas 
 
Playlist
 
 
Let's play Pewdiepie Amnesia Adventures
 
Playlist
 
Let's play Umbra
 
Playlist
 
If you wish to request a LP, you can PM me, leave a comment or contact me by mail or any of these sites or the Youtube account.  I only play full version games, the only expection to the rule was Destiny's Call and that was because the game meant a lot to me and inspired me to become a maker myself.
 
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11th game I've ever made. It's my masterpiece and to this date, you've never seen a game of mine with as much custom stuff. What started out as a simple project for the  Mysterious August contest, turned out to be the crown jewel of my games. I can say that of all my games during my over 12 years of making, this is the most engaging one.

Plot

For generations your village has been protected by an ancient fairy named Light. Your mother is the Protector of the Light and your father, a brilliant engineer who's done many things that have served the Light. However when Light goes missing and your parents are arrested as prime suspects it's up to you to clear your parents' name and to find out what happened to the Light.



Features

- Multiple endings and numerous paths to take

- Custom OST composed by me, with the several songs used with permission by the composer Agustín Corvi

Support this wonderful musician and buy their CDs!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fadingmemories/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkscore/

- Custom CG art and faces done specifically for the game

- A game that is about Emotion, rather than action

- Only RTP you find in this game are the sound effects and the few objects in the scenery.

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Download

Warning, this game is NOT old PC friendly


www.asciinetwork.com/GiveMeBeer/Child.exe


If you downloaded the game prior to 3.10.2012, use the patch to patch the game from 2.0 to 2.1, any newer games come with the patch pre installed.

www.asciinetwork.com/GiveMeBeer/Patch.exe

Version info

2.1

Bug fix

- Missing file error no longer happens

- Wrong size for Edgar's call event

2.0 

Bug fix

- Mother's journal is treated as accepted evidence.

- Endless loop bug has been fixed in the show off.

- Looping error in the Stacy's mom scene when certain conditions were met has been fixed.

- A clone of Stacy's mom no longer appears when certain conditions are met.

- Fixed the nefarious "endless dancing" bug.

- Cynthia's portrait not deleting correctly if reading the stone tablet without Emily being in the same room.

- Cynthia no longer thinks everything around her is a bathroom (hehe).


Dialogue

- Fixed varous typos.

- Cleaned the writing at some parts for better reading.

- New "character" Fabio is mentioned in several instances when talking to Twinkie and Monroe.

Gameplay changes

- You may still meet Sister at End Game.

Graphical changes

- The canal is now smoother and without any errors.

Improvements

- Compressed the images with a better compression to produce a smaller file.

- General performance fixes and tweaks.

- Added many NPCs to bring more life into the game.

- Many NPCs will be in different places at End Game as opossed to when you start the game.

- Included many new fun comments by Cynthia when interacting with things.

Passability

- Several passability erros have been fixed.

1.1

Bug fixes

- Mother's journal could be used but without any effect.

- Toy box producing chime without it having anything interesting.

- That annoying gears girl has a better, bigger colission box.

Dialogue

- Few loose strands of Reginald's dialogue have been connected.

- Improved grammar on few parts.



<SPOILER ALERT!>Cynthia told about magic when there was none.<END OF SPOILER ALERT!>



Gameplay

- Stacy is now slower by default

Graphic fixes

- Roger displaying the wrong emotion during the final act has been fixed.

- Stacy shocked expression not showing has been fixed.

- Mother cell display errors have been fixed.



1.0  First finished version

 
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The 10th game I've ever made. If you want to, take a drink or light a candle. If not, I don't care.



Save your mother has won the first price in Quest for Fun contest with 51,5 out of 60 max score.

Plot


A world renown scholar faces a problem when their mother becomes sick. No traditional cures have been able to save her, not even out of ordinary methods have worked. Desperate, they discover the legend about the Elohim Cube, a fantastic artifact that may heal her. But no one has ever been able to get the Elohim Cube because the road to it is long and hard and filled with deadly traps...

Cast

Starring
 
 Alice  - Avery
 Jen - Maru
 Bella - Maru
 Bella's Man -Rip Elliott
 Abyss - Curtis Wilson
 Glamour - Avery
 Narator - Racmaster
 ??? ? - Curtis Wilson
 Man - Luckyjack020
 Fire  -Praxis678
 Crystal Man - Curtis Wilson
 MISTER BIG T- MISTER BIG T
 Trix - Maru
 Ice - Dazed
 Forsaken - MISTER BIG T
 
Features
 

- Around 10 puzzles, about 3 or 4 minigames depending on how you define them.
- Custom OST composed by me, with the several songs used with permission by the composer Agustín Corvi
 
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- Custom CG art done specifically for the game
- Fully voice acted
- Custom death animations! Deaths are relevant with how you die!
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Version info

Updated to version 1.0! Check your version info.txt to see if it says 1.0 at top!

1.0

Bug Fixes

- Now you can't fish without the fishing rod.

- Jen now properly faces you to give you Red Crystal

- Teleport fixes

- Fixes few crash issues

- Voice acting is no longer forcefully put on during finale

- Money is actually taken from you when you purchase the Yellow Orb

- Hell Minerals are no longer listed as Key Items.

- Trix dialogue was not shown if you played without voice acting

Grammar

- Several typos have been fixed

Files

- Included few missing files

- Cleaned up useless files

- Compressed the size and made the game smaller

Voice acting

- Made few lines at the end stronger by default

 
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Warning! This game contains girls with flatuence as well as other things that may not be suitable for minors. Parental supervision is suggested for minors due to some explict material and cursing. I also do not recommend playing this with your parents because they may think there is something very seriously wrong about you.


Backstory

Basically, this game is following in footsteps of Bedtime Story series as well as Skunk+Maid . Playing those games before playing this is very much recomended or some (read;most) of the things mentioned will go flying off your head. This demo has taken almost two years in the making, most of the time which I've spent on making other, better games.



The return of fan favorites and people you never even cared about


Plot

It is the final days of the war between the good puppets and the evil toys.Betty has been able to sneak into the base of Dr.Albano from within he uncovers a horrible plan... Dr.Albano has joined forces with such horrible names as Ninjagirl and Poopy Pants!



In the meantime, not all is well in the land of omgwtfbbq as Skunkgirl decided that life as a pumpkin wasn't all that glamorous as she thought it'd be. So she asked the king to turn her back to being a skunk, so now she can turn from skunk to pumpkin at any given time. She joins your frey with this amazing skill, coupled with the previous powers of being able to walk and talk to people!




The final battle is at hand, now is your chance to finally save the world!


Features

* First game that has almost everything I ever done thrown together into blender of insane.

* Farting. A lot of farting.

* Many gameplay elements that change; CBS, ABS, and much more. Each hero has their own way of playing and handling things.

* Completely unique soundtrack unlike you've ever heard anything alike before! Aside the ripped songs from Metal Gear Solid and Castlevania and such.

* And much more!




"All legends are 100% accurate" - The grand list of RPG cliches



To play this game, you have to be mature enough to handle the prospect that yes, girls do indeed fart. There's also butt or two and stuff like that. Oh and some blood at few ocassions. You can be any age really, as long as you can handle things like that used in comedic context.


Note: The demo is called Secret Project which was the name used while working on the project. Full version will be named Farts are Forever.

www.asciinetwork.com/GiveMeBeer/secret.exe

 
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My first game I ever made with the program. Basically, it's all about sex and dumb humor. Also, it has the worst map layouts I have EVER done. Yes, even worse than in Bedtime Stories. It also ended if you did not get laid.



Plot

Evil mysterious force is about to destroy the world and it's up to Alfred to save the day, while having sex every other second.
 
So yeah, the plot is nonexistant.

Features

 
* Porn
 
* Remixed and arranged OST





Version info
 1.1 

Audio changes

- Remixed/arranged all the songs. Now the game at least sounds good even though it looks horrible.

Bug fixes

- Introduction speech was too low, now it sounds as intended

- You can now no longer just walk past all the bosses and walk up to the final boss

- You can now transition between maps at Lab without having to press a button

- Credits did not credit bug testers in all endings (Whoops!)

- Dark Knight's Brother won't keep on screaming that he can't lose if his hp goes low enough

- In the rare case Dark Knight's Brother actually can kill Cloud, he won't tell him to play dead repeatedly

- Final boss now no longer constantly tells his penis is tickling your ear

- "Entering" Fake inn no longer requires a button press

- It now no longer snows inside houses

Gameplay changes

- Princess Guard now gives 500 Magic instead of 500 Attack, making the Princess Guard now actually useful as opossed to being useless like originally

Grammar fixes

- Few words that were broken and not visible can be fully read, the horrible grammar is still present though

Engine fixes

- Program updated to VALUE version

Size

- Compressed the game and removed files that were not used




To play this game, you have to be 18 years or older or whatever age it requires to be able to jerk off to Final Fantasy porn. 



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About

Adventures of MISTER BIG T 2- Dimensional problems was a game I created as test purpose for different kind of systems and how people would welcome such odd cast, such as Hermaphrodite doctor and a Green Dragon.



Backstory
After consuming some mushroom wine that made him gain minor brain damage, MISTER BIG T is being taken care at a local hospital where a hermaphrodite named Jessie helps him snap out of the coma by rubbing her penis against his face. However, she was also noticed having a wee-wee and thus was cast out, being a freak.
 
MISTER BIG T feels bad about her and decides to invite her over to Another Dimension where he meets his father, who tells he is destined to save the world.

Features
* A fun adventure rpg, making fun of the traditional rpg cliches and pop culture.
 
* Unique twists to the story
 
* Kicks off the series about one of the most important characters in the game universe
 
* Two bonus games; Adventures of MISTER BIG T 1 and Sexy sex show off 2


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You should be at least 16 years or older to play this.

Mirror 1
   
Version info 

2.0

Engine Changes

- Core program updated to VALUE! Version

Extras

- Features "full games" Sexy sex show off 2 and Adventures of MISTER BIG T 1

- MISTER BIG T now has unique and fun things about each background item in the game (ASIDE FLASHBACK OF INTRO), unique to each place! Go around searching and have a laugh!

Bugfixes

- Beds and items can now no longer be used looking "away" from them

- Some passability errors have been fixed

- You can no longer re enter Doam's home from map once you get MISTER BIG T. This was never intended to be possible

Gameplay changes

- Both kickboxers, MISTER BIG T, and Doam no longer have locked equipment

- Both kickboxers can dual wield   

- Final boss now knows new moves

Grammar changes

- Improved grammar and paragraphing

- Jessie's class is now "Futa" which fits better

Graphical changes

- Jessie's penis is more detailed   

- The signs in the Jessie's scenario look as intended

- Improved final boss graphic

 
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All right, here's the thing. My uncle's coming to visit me tomorrow and I promised to take care of all the snacks we may endure during the entire festive. He cannot handle hot stuff at all, so most of my recipes are useless, so that's why I'm posting this on as many as possible places to find as many ideas as I can, so I can cook something nice for us both to enjoy tomorrow.

I would prefer if this food would not be very expensive.

 
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Probably my most often requested remake of ALL time, this game has been completely redone from the very first screen to the ending. I've spent nearly two years in this remake. (With most of the time going to me being drunk) Lots of changes have happened to make it a much more enjoyable experience overall. Now, the game is no longer a black sheep among the rest of the series. I'd love to hear any sort of reviews and feedback.





About:


One rainy day... Day that no one  will ever forget...Bob had just finished his work little earlier... And he was on his way home to meet his wife... Sadly, he found out his wife was having an affair with another man. In a jealous rage, Bob brutally murdered the two and was sentenced to lifetime in prison.


32 long years pass...

Bob one day awakens as he sees opportunity to finally escape. And so, his journey to the world of pain once again begins.



Jack enjoying the company of children


List of changes:


* New, better title screen courtesy of Zack.

* Songs have been upgraded and updated by MISTER BIG T

* Several new cutscenes that drive the plot much better, the corniest cutscene of Jack's first kill has been removed.

* Removed the impossibly hard battles.


For a better comparision, you can read about the old version and even find the download for it in here. I wish Brotherhood of Britannia would review this new update, considering they gave the old crap version 61/100, meaning they'd probably give this one 100.

http://www.vgfuture.com/host/givemebeer/dooms.html



Will is trying his best to stop Dooms once and for all


I don't know what else to write to be honest, so have one more screenshot. It's a game you either love or hate, though it's not so much of a game, as much as it's a prelude for the rest of the series.



And once you download the game, he's more closer to you too!

http://www.vgfuture.com/host/givemebeer/Dooms.exe


 
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I'm looking for reviewers for this game. The game is for 18 year or older due to sex, cursing, drugs, and alcohol consumption possibilities within the game.
About:

This is a satiristical RPG where you play as dragon, going around exploring and adventuring hence the name of the game. While it's mostly a parody, the game's plot is very deep as you learn the origins of Dragon War and your own heritage. Personally, I think this game has the best plot of the series and playing the previous game isn't necessary. (But helps understand  the characters)

Plot:
One year after the events of the previous game, Evil Dragon King began to kill many humans (in laughter), satanists began sacrificing goats and cows, and the Three gods of Destruction got their powers back. The only person who could put an end to this all with his inhuman abilities was MISTER BIG T but something bad happened to him too; during his drunken rampage, he walked against a wall and fell down from window.

You wake up with a killer hangover after your 18th birthday. Your wallet has been stolen and things are going downhill for everyone, including you. Having been destined hero in previous game and having had stopped world destroying evil already, you're free of bonds of rpg hero and you're free to fulfill your own dreams. Will you embrace the world or will you succumb to its dark temptations? Whatever you do, the choice is yours as is the concequences...
Features:

- Create your own character, choose your strengths, and your weaknesses, and even your own religion! (For plot reasons, your race, gender, and name are set in stone)

- The world shapes upon your actions; ruins of villages are left burning and women are pregnanted if you live the more seedier ways of life.

- Hours of gameplay

- Become a mademan in one of the three families fighting for control of Finland!

- Incredible ammount of things to do; dungeons to explore, seven 7ups to discover, career as a wrestler, and much, much more!
Difficulty:
Medium to hard. Some of the fights can be very hard. It's good idea to have at least 2 active save files so you may reset to last location if you're too low to proceed on next. Finding 7ups isn't needed but it helps a lot.

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To be able to play this game, you have to be 18 year or older due to sex, cursing, drugs, and alcohol consumption possibilities within the game. PEGI rating for this game would be either R or AO.
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Version 2.21 changelog:

Bug Fixes

- Leaving Hook's ship is now possible (Thanks Basque!)

 
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I have been grinding my teeth, waiting if Soul Calibur 4 will ever come to Wii or not. Now, I hope not and that we'll just get Soul Calibur Legends instead because I've totally lost any hopes with the main franchise considering two new cross over characters.

I'm talking about Darth Vader and Yoda.


This is no joke. This isn't any trick. And I couldn't be more angry about this.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29535.html

Now, think for a moment mind you. Whereareas, you can give benefit of doubt to characters like Link, Spawn, Yoshimitsu that they could come into the game and they kind of do fit in the game atmosphere... There's just no way Yoda or Darth Vader could go be in them without it being totally tacky and forced like. Never. Oh and time travelling has never been able in Star Wars universe. I am honestly considering it more plausible that Ivy would get gang raped by every single male cast in bukkake session than that making any sort of sense. I can't believe some people are actually defending this idea, because it's a really horrible and feels like cheap way of trying to fish in more fans.


Also, how the fuck is that even a fair contest???! These people have not only light sabers (Wouldn't the light sabers destroy the people's weapons on single hit??) , they have force!  In fact, the only way to get these characters to even work is to suck everything cool about them out and tone their powers down so much they'd fit in and not be overpowered gods. And even then, there's no way in hell I could believe they're part of the Soul Calibur franchise.


Fucking George Lucas managed to ruin another impossible to ruin franchise.


But yeah, enough of why I hate the idea. What you think?

 
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I made a romantic movie. I probably shouldn't have. Anyway, here's teh result.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C-LtYXuvFo

 
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