Let's get right down to business.
So my friend David is driving me home from something we were at, we're at the top of Route 59, its a hill that just goes straight down and to the right of it is a mall, and it leads to my friend Tom's house. So I said to Dave "Yo dude can you just drop me off at Tom's for the night?"
"Yeah, sure." So Dave makes the right into our mall area which as he's driving in the lot he drops me off and as I walk inside I soon realize I'm actually looking for my friend Chris Poppi who's living in this apartment complex which from the outside was our mall but I guess not. I don't know why I was looking for him, but I was.
Base level. Theres an elevator but the only problem is that the only way to get it to take you somewhere is to pull on a rope/pulley outside of the doors and it'll bring you to a random number'd floor for destination. Getting really fed up with this bullshit, a Spanish lady, I'm assuming the landlord comes from behind me somehow from "stairs" IIRC, and says "Here, let me"
She pulls the lever and it brought me to the floor I wanted to be on. One problem though, Chris wasn't in his "room." There were a total of 6 people living on this floor. This floor was small, theres only door that lead to everyone else's room, like a sub division out of a hall way. Soon after acquainting myself with this guy that was really interested in comic books, I left. I found the staircase and took that down. Its now daylight out somehow. To the left of the apartments was a Super Market. Here I stole some pack of red mint candies and something else, i don't remember really. As I'm leaving something in my jacket pocket starts buzzing and a screaming voice says to me "We know you took the radio!". So i dig out whatevers in my pockets and I find a radio. I have no idea how or why it was there/got there, but I had.
A guy behind me from the apartments had I guessed followed me or something and just yelled "Run!!"
So I took the phone and threw it as hard as i could somewhere outside, running back to the apartments going up the elevator that worked and I found my friend Chris being there this time. I was relieved. Peeking out of our incredibly high windows, we noticed we're surrounded. Chris and the rest of his "room mates" urged me on to fight back, but I had already established that there was no way we could end up being victorious.
I make my way down the stairs again to the bottom base level and I exit the apartment. Easily surrendering, I raise my hands up high.
Then this women runs and tackles me to the ground onto the asphalt, I say with as little breath as possible from being tired "Wait! Before you apprehend me." I noticed she had emerald green eyes, the most beautiful I had ever seen. We kissed romantically. Then I said to her "Wait, your a mutant aren't you?" And by mutant I mean like X-Men. Not like Fallout or anything. She said yes and she admitted to having the power of being able to apply makeup like a mime or a clown almost to her face instantaneously. As we continued to kiss I woke up.
Then I went to work.
It was pretty weird in my opinion, although a fun experience. It felt like a whole day in there.
. . . salty is right