So I got a chalkboard, but because it is mounted on a wall in a room and I cannot rent a wall (I asked, no-go), I had to get the matching set and rent out all 4, including the space betwixt them (also know as a room or chamber). As a result, I now possess a chalkboard, and some chalk, and hands, which is pretty much all you need when dealing with this kind of thing. Of course, I wrote some school stuff on it to see how it would look like if I was a dork, but then I erased it quickly before anyone got a chance to be proud of me. So, this:

Got high and started wondering what I would name an old timey tavern if I had one. The best I could come up with was The Shitting Griffin. Of course I drew it.





ACCOMPANYING SOUNDTRACK:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAD-FxHLSzE

Been toying around with an old coat I love so dearly, gradually morphing it into what I affectionately call my "Apocalypse Suit". I don't even know if this is a suitable addition to this particular forum, but I'm a daring bastard and, frankly, all this worry is giving me a stiffy.


Unfortunately, I only display the left side of the coat, but it's the side with the most dangly bits and shiny shiny knick knacks, so whatever. Tell me what you think!

Saw some of those creepy paper cutouts people molest in Japan, so I was like, alright, yeah. I can steal that.



The Great Canadian Slugworm getting ready to chow some herbs.



A hellmouse youngling, a mere 300 years old. Bigger ones are...bigger.



The ever-loving nuzzle snake.



A baby goat ape.



A spiderous serpent not taking kindly to being manhandled.



A little squeep...as small as it is, it feels no pain or fear. Needless to say, it often serves as lunch.



Squeeps gonna squeep.



Squeeps in the wild doing nothing important as usual.



Squeeps love my nuts.



Papa/son goat ape combo.



A flyadile, in all his annoying glory.



Two nasty sharklings plucked out of their abode in the midst of a dispute.



Rain Squatter, the resident sentinel goblin. He's a merciless dick.



Rain Squatter's snack.



Second helping.

Space



Scrilla



They don't like each other.

I used to be a huge GW lurker/member like 10 years ago when I was like 13 (and most of you motherfuckers were, too). In fact, 13 used to be a magical age/horrendous insult 'round these parts. Is that still going!? Oh man, the tradition! Anyway, I was here way before Grindie or Chainer (dropping the popular art names, I used to hang around the Art/Literature/Roleplaying forums), in the Second or Third Reign of Comm1 (not first, I'm not that old). I was here during the revival of Guylock too, but far after the whole SHITABEAR stuff you old motherfuckers rocked your cocks to. Um, 4Dsheep, or something along those lines. I remember her, she was awesome. Dr. Funk, holy shit. Legendary. Dragonslayer, or something like that. He was very nice, I remember him fondly, that rosy-cheeked little sassafrass.


There was a guy in the roleplaying forums...I think his username was Krinsdeath? He was an AMAZING writer. Loved the Eye of Horus. Then there was Hundley, who I always secretly thought looked like that old avatar of his, which was cool. Something...Paladin? I remember him too. Bartek, of course. Never really liked him, I don't remember why. Morrison either, though I'm pretty sure he's still around. He was very snarky and that wasn't really my style, but he never said anything to me. Then again, I never said anything to him.


Abraxa. What a nutcase. Loved every bit about this individual. I remember his Sadistic Gardens shit got on SA and we were all so proud of him.


I remember when Mr. D arrived too. And the art battles. He had that art battle with, uhh...something like Ptera, I can't really remember. He made it a notch too personal, and it put him under a bit of fire from the rest of the members. Though, I did find out about Milli Vanilli from that thread. Not that that's important in any way, I'm just saying. I learned something.


Hmm...I remember Grindie's Satanic apprentice. Also started with a G, I think...he liked goat-demons. Not sheep, though...


I just saw Faust scrolling through the threads. He's still here, god damn. I remember he used to look like Avril and you guys loved it. Did that change? Please say no.


Lots of shit went down here. This used to be a very addictive site to me. So how much has changed since way then?


EDIT: Markus or whatever. He was THE black guy back in the day. I'm quite sure he's still around. I vaguely remember him starting a job at Toys R Us and loving it? But that wasn't even way way back, I don't think.


Haha, fuckin' Peewee or whatever he was initially called. I forget. I made a post about tricking a lesbian on Yahoo chat into cybersex, only to be cyber-ravaged and slightly disturbed by the aftermath and he found this HOLLARIOUS. He quoted it all up in the quotey thang. I was very flattered.


I also remember that Randomfellow guy, or however he spelled it. What was it he used to always say..."If'n"?


Just as a time reference, I was here when RM2K was the shit, RM2K3 what the shit's shit and RMXP didn't exist. When you guys found out about Ruby, y'all screamed witchcraft.

I'll be punching that edit button a couple more times; my bag of nostalgia is bursting at the seams. Memories are hella flooding, doggies.

When's the last time you got a spicy boner? Probably never, that's when. That's because sex is boring. It's like walking your dog, but sweatier. It's a lot of monotonous work, and once in a while something cool happens and you go "oh sweet" and then it's back to the same old shit. Well, I ain't takin' none o' dat no mo'. I'm about to SPICE THE FUCK out of your cocks and vaginas. Check it. This is some crazy maneuvers I invented last night while I waited for Spongebob to buffer. You'll like it. If you don't, you're not people.

Chocolate Double Barrel

Kinda like ass to mouth, only it's ass to ass. If you're only banging one girl, use your own ass to complete the equation.

Flawless Dicktory

Cum so fast, she doesn't get a chance to touch you.

Leamington Kiss AKA Tomato Pie

Get a girl on her period to sit on your face.

Son Of Wilson

After doing a Leamington Kiss, press your face on a volleyball. Then fuck it.

Son Of A Gun

Unload a Glock into a vagina with the protection off.

Lost In Duty AKA Full Moon Lagoon

Siphon poo out of your partner's ass into a kiddy pool, then wade in it screaming for help until someone rescues you.

Party Foul

Pull the person into the pool.

Potty Mouth

Then suck their dick.

Hello, This Is Bill Cosby

Have an intimate night with a girl. Wine and dine her, make her feel special. Tell her that her hair is lovely. Give her the sweetest kiss ever. Make love to her. Call her the next day in Bill Cosby's voice and tell her it won't work out.

Five Finger Discount

Fondle your balls. You deserve it.

The Hills Have Eyes

Sneak up to your girlfriend while she's sleeping, put your head between her boobs and stare at her until she wakes up.

My Chemical Bromance

Get really high on hard drugs, fuck your best male friend, feel awkward for the rest of your life.

The Brown Bullet

Have a girl open a can of Coors Light with her asshole. Then let her drink it.

Hecho En Mexico

Take a vacation to Cancun. Impregnate a Mexican woman. Forget about her. Come back 15 years later and bond with your child.

Crylight

Find a hardcore Twilight fan with lots of makeup, then recite the most tender passages to her while she's sucking your dick. Get all her makeup on your cock.

Crylight Refund

Use the exact replica of her face now imprinted on your pubes to ask for a refund at the local movie theater. Then fuck the money.

Midlife Lullaby

Come home from your shit job to catch your girlfriend cheating on you. Look in the mirror at how fat you are. You're so fat. Call a sex phone operator and have her sing lullabies to you while you cry. Tell her she sounds just like your mother.

Now it's your turn. I wanna strap your ideas around my pelvis and let them make me feel good. Mmm'yeah.