https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89N3dzCrjMM
 
 
 
Shrak

Ghost Wizards of Soccer. Your a trashy wizard who dukes it out with some other beer swilling loser sorcerer through manipulation of the physical world for fun. Basically it would be a combination of three games, an "athlete farm" sim where you keep your team, marketers, hangers-on etc. on a desolate medieval property and try and keep everything running smoothly (despite the players having constant stupid bickering fights and clownish problems (I hate the cow. Im out of ice. I have to shit.)), a tiny roguelike where you send one of your players down into the Hole Cave outside of your hamlet to find secrets gold and gems and trophies/incapacitate monsters and kidnap them back to your team's compound to possess/brainwash/train, and, finally, the meaty football portion, where you rapidly summon - and possess to control more finely - your goblins and gelatinous cubes and shit to dink around the grassy field and get into fights and maybe poke the ball towards a goal. Every monster is unique in mostly superficial ways, with slight stat variations and temperaments, plus likes and dislikes. Players die CONSTANTLY so you need hundreds of them to make it through a game. There is no time to train them. The game implies that all your monsters have only a tiny fraction of their potential strength but it is impossible to make them achieve this. You will always need to be going into Hole Cave, grabbing shitloads of weak ass monkeys, and dumping them on the field of snakes and pigs. There is even a messily-explode-style self-destruct right on the GUI next to all the other big blocky toggles for various behaviors you want the currently selected player to perform. You can only game over if all of your probes die, it's really easy to avoid, as you can always run and grab a handful of kobolds or an eel or bum. You would collect flowers from the Hole Cave and from other wizard's properties, which you gain access to when you beat them, and you would put the flowers all over your townlet to design it. Dead monsters would remain on the battlefield and bleed into the ground, but after every fight the corpses and gibs are collected by like a bowling ball pin collector and fed to the winner's army.

Jordan Mechner fans might want to pay close attention to this... this is easily the freakiest thing you'll ever find in a translation of one of his games.  I downloaded a Galaxian spoof from the X68000 Games Pile, and even though it wouldn't work with my X68K emulator, I did find a version of Karateka included along with it.  So I load that instead and Karateka's blonde martial arts hero pops up in front of some very garbled background graphics.  I figured that the emulator was just having problems running the game, but now I'm not so sure.  You see, after I walked for a little while a wispy green thing briefly appeared... and shortly after that a siren started screaming, pushing me a few inches back every time it rang out.  Despite my attempts to hold my ground, I was eventually shoved back to the start, dumped into an invisible pool of water, and given a solid red screen while a familiar voice shouted, "Ho ho ho, Green Giant!"  Just why on earth does this happen?  Did the Japanese version of Karateka have some bizarre marketing tie-in with produce, or is this just the world's most insane video game in-joke?  Somebody please explain this to me, because if I keep thinking about it and I don't come up with a rational explanation my brain is gonna short out.

 
 
What is the connection between Karateka and Green Giant. We've all heard the stories I'm sure. Dude finds a Karateka rom for the X68000 that immediately goes nuts. I thought I heard somebody talking about this a while ago, saying it was totally a real thing that made sense and gave an explanation, but now I don't know where that was and everything I can find on the subject is just people trying to pick up loose ends from the x68kgamespile the original rom was allegedly from. http://www.lakupo.com/grblitz/karagren.wav]Here is the recorded sound.[/url] So, what's the deal. I need to know. Is it true... or false...?? I need to know the truth.

i like going through saltw's music threads and have discovered a bunch of awesome stuff from them, but they're all getting pretty old. post music you are listening to... : ​  let's all expose each other to novel concepts to keep our brains from rotting...
 
Let's start with the music!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DHOEe_t4Q
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UFTxZy6tg
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7BCyF3xiY0
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhnqEjosXY
i like this kind of diseased sounding v over the studio one, brian may's tone turns really fucking vicious and strange.

it's a very small self-contained game world i made in unity 3d. it takes place in a tiny inescapable segment of a much larger world. i had a plan to go somewhere with it, but i woke up today and adding anything just felt stupid, so here it is. there is no end. the game is over if you successfully make a giant purple hulk rise out of the water. please note that music starts immediately upon game load.
 
ENTER... MY DOMAIN

dreamy game of exploring. i have a lot more ideas for it but i'm done working for now.
 
do not poke around in the folders. they contain the workings for the game. exploration outside of the gameworld will result in immediate termination and total liability on you, the customer. do not attempt to change out resources, this is impure.
 
i am almost late for class so i will wrap this up.
 
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/mj5do9itybajejn/WIDE%20WIDE%20WORLD.zip]download[/url]
 
note: fairly large game at 55 mb. fairly small game at ~20 screens.

ＰＯＷＥＲＦＵＬ  ＂  ＺＥＬＤＡ  ＤＥＮＳＥＴＳＵ  ＂  ＩＭＩＴＡＴＩＯＮ  ＦＲＯＭ  ＭＡＫＥＲ  ＯＦ  ＤＵＭＢ  ＰＥＡＮＵＴＳ  ＧＡＭＥ！  ＦＵＮＮＮＹ，  ＣＵＴＥ  ＧＲＡＦＸ．  ＮＩＣＥ  ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳ． ＹＯＵ＇ＬＬ  ＣＡＲＥ  ＡＢＯＵＴ  ＴＨＥＭ．Cool soundtrack,.  ＣＯＭＥＳ  ＷＩＴＨ  ＣＯＮＶＥＮＩＥＮＴ  ＴＥＸＴ  ＦＩＬＥＳ  ＦＯＲ  ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤＩＮＧ  ＴＨＥ  ＧＡＭＥ  ＷＯＲＬＤ．  ＷＨＥＮ  ＹＯＵ  ＳＥＥ  Ａ  ＮＵＭＢＥＲ  ＡＮＤ  Ａ  ＬＥＴＴＥＲ．．．  ＬＯＯＫ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＲＩＧＨＴ  ＦＯＬＤＥＲ．．．  ＩＴ＇Ｓ  ＲＥＡＬＬＹ  ＥＡＳＹ，  ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ  ＢＥ  ＢＹＢＹ．  ＧＵＡＲＡＮＴＥＥＤ  ＴＯ  ［ｆｉｌｌ  ｉｎ  ｌａｔｅｒ］．  ＭＡＤＥ  ＩＮ  ＧＡＭＥ  ＭＡＫＥＲ．  ＵＭ  Ｉ  ＤＩＤＮＴ  ＲＵＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＯＬＤ  ＧＭ  ＵＴＩＬＩＴＹ  ＴＨＩＮＧ  ＯＮ  ＩＴ，  ＳＯ  ＩＦ  ＹＯＵ  ＨＡＶＥ  ＡＮ  ＯＬＤ  ＯＳ  ＴＨＡＴ  Ｗｏｎ＇ｔ  ｒｕｎ  ＧＭ８  ＧＡＭＥＳ，  ＂ＨＥＡＤＳ  ＵＰ＂．  Ｉ  ＴＨＯＵＧＨＴ  ＴＨＩＳ  ＧＡＭＥ  ＷＯＵＬＤ  ＢＥ  ＭＵＣＨ  ＬＯＮＧＥＲ  ＢＵＴ  Ｉ  ＧＯＴ  Ａ  ＬＯＴ  ＯＦ  ＳＨＩＴ  ＴＯ  ＤＯ．  ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ  ＬＯＯＫ  ＡＴ  ＭＥ  ＬＩＫＥ  ＴＨＡＴ！  ＷＨＡＴ？  ＹＥＳ，  ＯＦ  ＣＯＵＲＳＥ  Ｉ  ＭＡＤＥ  Ａ  ＣＯＭＭＩＴＭＥＮＴ．  ＴＨＡＴ  ＤＯＥＳＮ＇Ｔ  ＭＥＡＮ  －  ＨＵＨ？  ＨＵＨ？  ＨＵＨ？  ＨＵＨ？  ＡＲＥ  ＹＯＵ  ＴＡＬＫＩＮ  ＴＯ  ＭＥ？  Ｉ＇ＬＬ  ＭＥＳＳ  ＵＰ  ＹＯＵＲ  ＦＡＣＥ！

ＧＵＥＳＳ  ＷＨＥＲＥ  Ｉ  ＴＲＡＣＥＤ  ＴＨＥ  ＴＩＴＬＥ  ＳＣＲＥＥＮ  ＰＯＲＴＲＡＩＴ  ＦＲＯＭ  ＡＮＤ  i will post a  ～  ＭＹＳＴＥＲＩＯＵＳ  ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ  ＰＲＩＺＥ  ＳＥＣＲＥＴ  ～  ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
 
v LINK HERE v
 
http://gods17.itch.io/kissin-wizard
 
^ LINK HERE ^
 
WASD to move, arrow keys to kiss, space to interact, shift to toggle CRT effects
 
hi this build is a severely glitchy prototype so tell me if something heinous happens so i can fix it. -gods17 Due to errors, this game is like three screens long and stops abruptly. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sor- gods17
 
NOTE: DONT GO TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT ON THE FIRST SCREEN at risk of PENALTY/ - gods17
 
hi this is gods17 the level files are just plain txts i did not seal them in any secretive file format. fiddle with them and YOU WILL FUCKING DIE. - gods71
 
happy halloween - gods17

i'm tryin to get out of an uncreative rut by pulling up my bootstraps and giving my best shot at a Real, True Game. it's in Game Maker and the graphics are primarily stolen and edited NES tiles. there are a lot of directions it could go atm but i'm thinking a pretty gentle dungeon exploration/Adventures of Lolo/secret finding simulator/Zeldalike/Space Funeral-aesthetic-cribbin' thing....... or somethin' else, who could ever tell??.......... ∩(︶▽︶)∩
 


 
anyway holler at me if you got a tip, or even if you don't!!

i got inspired by ragnar and the yume nikki soundtrack and made an ambient glitch sort of thing album a few weeks ago! listen, if you like. this is my first try at ambient anything.
 
http://dowammeskh.bandcamp.com/
 
if you are wondering, Dowam Meskh is some sort of mysterious weed concoction made in the Middle East a couple hundred years ago.

here is the first game i made with twine, written in one night. it is full of a Dude's REal Feelings aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh *head rotates in a FULL CIRCLE, mouth and temples tussle for dominance, I am not EVEN JOKING my neck is BROKEN*

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/w459op06zjjmu2m/self-portrait%20AM.html

it is OKAY if you want to be honest and tell me what is WRONG with it, I want to LEARN and become a better person. THANK YOU just for clicking on this thread!! have a wonderful day!!

"You are in a maze of twisty little Charlie Browns, all alike."

i have made a game in twine it is called MASTABA SNOOPY.
(official game adaptation of roasted peanuts)

here you go here it is play it if you 've got the time:
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/3p6uthbmkusf2ja/MASTABA%20SNOOPY.html

it is OKAY if you want to be honest and tell me what is WRONG with it, I want to LEARN and become a better person. THANK YOU, just for clicking on this thread!! have a wonderful day!!!


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HERE'S A SCREENSHOT AS PER THREAD RULE

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i found this website when looking for answers to my chemistry homework. i have just played my first "video game" not a onemonth in the past - it was bubsy 3d and it was terrible. i have based the entirety of my knowledge of games off of the one experience. i do not like games. i found this gif deep in the woods by my house, lying on a stump in a convenient power-up format. it was a bad power-up. it weakened me...