So I got two tracks that I want to share with you all. I made them in Fruity Loops with liberal use of Native Instruments Massive. They're the two tracks that I feel have the most general appeal, not necessarily being my favourites or anything like that. I've been fucking around with these programs for the past 6 months of so, slowly starting to get acquainted by all the blasted knobs and dials and shit, so input would be greatly appreciated! Kind words are always welcome, fightin' words are too because I like bad bitches and that shit gets me off.

Foreword: I can't read sheet music or actually play music on an instrument, so I claim no chops. I'm just some guy with ears and a PC.
 
Dirty Hordes: https://soundcloud.com/vlad-lazarys/l4d
 
Onward: https://soundcloud.com/vlad-lazarys/onward2
 
 
 
 
Love,
The Laze

Hello my salty little barnacles. I'm the new guy, though this ain't my first rodeo as I've been here a long time ago when Fausts and Hundleys and DrFunks roamed the saltworlds like the majestic gay drunken troll beasts that they were and probably still are. I missed them so much that I got fed up with waking up in cold sweats in the middle of the night moaning random combinations of the names mentioned above (and more!). So I decided to plunge back into the great big salty sea and see what all the dick slapping's about.
 
So what's all the dick slapping about?