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hope every1 is good
 
https://whereismyspaceship.bandcamp.com/album/diefailing
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hi guys
wow it has been a VERY LONG TIME
HELLO
 
i still type like this
i still type like i do because of YOU GUYS
 
i dont know how to do embeds here
but here is my album::::::::::::
https://whereismyspaceship.bandcamp.com/album/mostly-crocodile
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help me
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIfZZ_qKjY0&list=UU9kIKPnPCvnMPZfz8lC6X0w&index=1
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my forum stamina is totally gone guys.
there was a time i would have read all of this like that other hipster oldbie thread that started talking about whether certain humor is ok and been like HMM YEAH ILL CONVERSE
but now its just like hmmmm i kinda gotta do my job.  jorb.


What have i become?
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?


anyway hi guys im gonna come back i think and browse sometimes and post and shit
that seems ok cause you are maybe a cool bunch of dudes i dont even know anymore


dont really trust my opinions from like 6 years ago.
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I NEED THAT COMIC I READ IT ALL THE TIME.
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love, margaret. love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ52yHlAlXA
don't be pathetic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvsNRh_VupA
goin' out west
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwolOBBpsrg

i was drunk as fuck.  enjoy and laugh.
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[link ][/link]

an epic saga of heartbreak and longing.
a woeful tale of loneliness.
and the lust for blood.

this is a new EP i just put together in the past week (well I've been writing it off and on for maybe 6 months or a year, but i sat down and made songs 2-4 actually GOOD this past week and arranged / recorded them etc).  So yeah, enjoy, give me your thoughts, etc guys!
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so scott (known here as paragon) is a programmer.  and i am a programmer (new thing for me).  i work for a software company in nj.  my job flew him up for a 2 week trial period so they could see if they liked him and wanted him to legit work here.  pretty cool.

basically though it is WEIRD because he is an INTERNET PERSON but also a real human.  someone explain to me how this is possible.

also ask us questions.  and give us missions to go on.  assist scott in getting a 3 woman blowjob?  you bet.
man, i want a 3 woman bj.
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please help me jumpstart my career.  how do i become a phone sex operator?  any tips?  have you guys called phone sex lines and what would i have to do?  would i be working for a straight womens' phone sex line or a straight mens' one?  or a gay mens' line?  probably the former or the latter i guess.

gimme tips.
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there are other visual metronome sites but they seem awful so my friend requested i make him a good one.  i did and here it is

http://visualmetronome.joshuaevensen.com/

it has lots of cool features look at the tooltips for info.
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my girlfriend got us on the list for a dubstep rave in brooklyn i drank a bunch of cinnamon whiskey got high and puked.  i came home slept for like 14 hours and had weird shits for two days.

what did YOU GUYS do on new years?
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http://www.whereismyspaceship.com/

MERRY LONELINESS
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http://cutup.joshuaevensen.com

just something i always thought should exist.  i'm gonna clean it up a bit more.  maybe make multiple selectable

do you guys think flash would be a better platform?  or java or something?
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i return from occasionally lurking to announce this year's christmas album
The Loneliness
much in the vein of last year's christmas album christmas is dead but different subject matter

it'll be released probably on December 23rd and feature a DIFFERENT DRUMMER than all of my other stuff.  no hints as to the concept, but it's fucking ridiculous.  silly.  absurd.

i know you're all just dying to discuss this so let it ensue
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TOMATO LAND TOMATO LAND GOD SHED

where the fuck is my tomato land
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http://www.hipsterchristianity.com/index.php
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http://batmaninwonderland.tumblr.com/
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dunk man tping
on vaation inflorida

drink all day
go eat chiense food

te3ll me about your vacations guys