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SHOCKING gamer news! Tales of Game's is to merge with several game companies!

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Quote from: Tales of Game's Press Release
Tales of Game's Studios to merge with leading game companies!

The current state of economics has allowed Tales of Game's Studios to buy out the shares of the following companies:

Darkest Latino Productions, Shima Studios, Square Enix Goya, Sewer RPG Co., Avalanche Studios, Dark Orb Collector Studios, Wizard Robe Studios, Scrying Crystal Studios, Enchanted Spell Studios, Wizard Eclipse Studios, Drake Bane Enchanter Studios, Satchelbane Studios and Capcom.

These companies are to be merged into a single gaming entity sometime in the near future.

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Tales of Game's Studios, Inc. (NASDAQ) today announced that they are to merge with several leading game companies from around the world, Tales of Game's edutainment business - including Tales of Game's Studios' Barkley®, Anne Frank® and Sewer Goblet® franchises - with videogame series such as Jorgos' Quest for Muzciki Man (Sewer RPG Co.), Mega Man and Castlevania (Capcom), creating the world's largest console and PC game developer and publisher. The new company will be divided into two organizations under the names 'Lake Titicaca Gamers Association' and 'The Gaming Troupe of Carlsbad Caverns', which are to be lead by their new umbrella corporation, Tales of Latino Game's and their new director of board and CEO, SamuelTehG33k.

"Yes Admittedly We Go To The CarlsBad Caverns To You Guessed It Game" Tales of Game's explained when asked about the marketing strategy behind this move.

SamuelTehG33k has yet to be reached for comments, but gamers across the globe wish him the best of luck.
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Hola!

Es SamuelTehG33k gaming news!

Tales of Game’s Studios es fusionar de compañía de comercio; Shima Studios, Sewer RPG Co., Avalanche Studios, Dark Orb Collector Studios, Wizard Robe Studios, Scrying Crystal Studios, Enchanted Spell Studios, Darkest Latino Productions (es mi bando! jajajaja viva la familia jajaja), Wizard Eclipse Studios, Drake Bane Enchanter Studios, Satchelbane Studios y Capcom.

Su futuro nom es Lake Titicaca Gamers Association y The Gaming Troupe of Carlsbad Caverns. Es administrador asociación de SamuelTehG33k!!! es mi! jajajaja

    “Yes Admittedly We Go To The CarlsBad Caverns To You Guessed It Game.”
    - Tales of Games’s Studios

adiós y semper juego’s

Sources:
http://www.talesofgames.com/
http://www.pcgamer.com/
http://www.gamesmasterjasper.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/

What are your opinions on this? How do you think this will affect their current franchises? What do you think about games in general? What is your favorite game?

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Meets and greets! Very nice topic!

Today I learned that Battletoads was originally going to be named Battlefrogs, then Battle Toad before the final name was decided. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battletoads)

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Meets and greets jamie!



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Semper games. This topic got off to a bad start. I think one of the best Game Gear games I've played is Ax Battler.
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Meets and greets gamers, gamesmasterjasper here!

Good to be back! It's been a while since I posted a video here, and well, that is because I have been training for the upcoming Gaming Olympics, but more on that later.

Right now I'd like to show you the first installment of This Is GMJ Talk, perhaps the only series to introduce both interesting gaming tidbits AND sneak peeks and previews from the gaming scene, all wrapped up in a neat gaming package for gamers of all shapes and sizes. Semper games!

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Oh, and don't forget to check out http://www.gamesmasterjasper.com/, your number one source for games, hints and gaming politics. Semper games!

Semper games.

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Life is a lot like gaming; pick your genre, insert a coin and try not to get the game over screen.
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I do not believe you should be allowed to censor games, but I don't believe people should be allowed to make unethical games either.
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There are various ways to find out your babys console preference. Try to give her different brand controllers and see which console she likes best. I myself chose the Neo-Geo as a tod!

Semper games!

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Congratulations on your gamer babe!

A gamer has been born. Walter will be pleased.

Semper babes... er, semper GAMES.

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Greetings gamers and gamettes! This is your local gamer, gamesmasterjasper!

Today I have a very interesting piece of information to show you. It is a 6-year study I have conducted in the field of ethnicity and gaming, for the purpose of adding to the general knowledge of the gaming scene. It is in the format of a video, and can be found over here.

Please enjoy, and feel free to add your own gaming thoughts.

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Well, I wouldn't say never. I think proper gaming etiquette dictates that a gamer can cheat as long as he or she has completed the game at least once without cheating.
Ahh, I sense a gaming debate, though unfortunately I do not have time to participate (ironically due to gaming *chuckles*). I will leave you with a quote that I feel accurately represents my standpoint on this issue.

"To state that you have 'finished' or 'completed' a game is to declare that each gaming session is the same as the next. Do I need to say more?"
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i liked the gamer tips please post more gamer tips and tricks (and cheats)
A gamer NEVER cheats. I can give you all the tips and tricks you want, but never a cheat.

I'd rather play Daikatana than listen to Feldschlacht IV.
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there are three sources of anti-gaming power: macintosh computers, the ESRB, and Feldschlacht IV

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Please do not put my name at the end of these quotes because none of them were coined by me. Thanks for your consideration.

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To whom it may concern:

I would just like to announce the release of the second part of my video series, gamesmasterjasper's Bullshit: An Inconvenient Gaming Truth. This episode is called 'A Gaming Emergency' and you can watch it here.

Thank you.

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Well, most of my role models are games.

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Dude please don't disrepect GMJ's valid criticisms, ignoring his well thought out points and blowing it off as just a joke account.
Have you no passion for the art of japanese gaming?
A correction if I may: all gaming.

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There have been a lot of opinions in this topic, and that is good. I hope this video has helped you become better gamers.

Farewell, and game well. 'Domo arigato'

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Well met gamers, gamesmasterjasper here.

For those of you who don't know me, I am a somewhat well-known gamesmaster, connoisseur and critic around the web. Like you, I spend a lot of time in front of the console (s - in my case), but perhap a bit more so as I am always trying to educate myself on the subject of gaming. I constantly try to stay ahead of gaming trends, culture, and in some cases - unfortunately - lies and deceit.

This brings me to the subject of this topic, which I have created on numerous gaming forums in order to advertise the first episode of my new show, gamesmasterjasper's Bullshit: An Inconvenient Gaming Truth. In it, I will unveil corporate gaming lies that will hopefully turn your world upside-down and open your eyes to the trickery that is being employed by certain people in order to taint the gaming experience of the every-day consumer.

So please, if you feel even remotely moved or affected by games or gaming in any way, I strongly urge you to watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAFdIr7KKIE

Thank you.

"Don't judge a game by its cover. Judge it by its creator."
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