Christianity joke

Mmm.. this is perfect timing for my JWPE.

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Also, I've always found it a bit.. demoralizing for my highly evolved.. perspicacity knowing that I'm related to silly monkeys.

*stabs self in eye*

AM I BETTE[/i]R NOW, JESUS~?

guys they figured the age with carbon dating. carbon dating a fossil, that'll work, it's had all the carbons squeezed out. it's probably closer to 5700 years old.

I once heard "evolution is ridiculous because if I kept jumping of a building I'd never grow wings would I!!!!"

whenever someone's being really richard dawkins I spring that on them to watch their face implode

the irony behind science and religion is the fact that you have to spend years studying bot of them to even try and disprove one. I don't got time for that shit.

Besides, we all know the devil planted bones all around the world to throw us off.

I once heard "evolution is ridiculous because if I kept jumping of a building I'd never grow wings would I!!!!"

whenever someone's being really richard dawkins I spring that on them to watch their face implode

Wow Mark, what did you have to eat to shit out that post? That post is shit, it game out of your asshole. You shit that post onto our forums

 

yeah you did they wanted to teach it aside evolution but creationism is total bullshit and not a science at that so fuck them

I didn't mean to hurt you darognx

well you did

To my knowledge, the origin of our evolution goes back to... 1-5 million years ago. This is... 47 million years ago... that's just, wow!

The origin of our evolution as HUMANS dates back 1-5 million years ago, and that also includes Australopethicines which were the first primates to turn bipedal(from what we have on our fossil record at least), so I guess that pretty much makes them sort of "human". This article refers to primates in general and their divergence from other mammals, say, rodent's for example. Early primates look a lot like a really big rat with longer extremities.

everyone stop talking to dragon x.

also man MISSING LINK is such a terrible term. you can keep splitting a hair but there's no real MISSING LINK unless you honestly expect a fuckin rainbow of skeletons showing each evolutionary change.

yes we do.

that's the thing there are loads of links. i mean the fact they dont all fucking LAY EGGS and aren't other species is good enough for me.

missing link is a canard (i'm pretty sure i'm not using canard right here but w/e) developed by anti-evolution scientists that quickly lost legit merit a while ago because like I said you can chop shit up for a LONG TIME. like this is neat as fuck but don't be surprised if it convinces absolutely no one about evolution. they'll just ask where step 2 is.

real scientists aren't concerned with finding any missing links because there will always be a missing link! what's neat is SPECIATION etc and the other scientific stuff this means, it's just everyone saying BUT THE CREATIONISTS STILL COMPLAIN don't understand that you're engaging them on the level they want. it won't work! there will never be enough transitional fossils.

i just copied the name of the article for the topic title

oh I know and everyone is talking about it in the same terms but trust me boys there will always be a "missing link" unless we actually find a rainbow of transitional forms that all happened to die next to each other.

everyone stop talking to dragon x.

also man MISSING LINK is such a terrible term. you can keep splitting a hair but there's no real MISSING LINK unless you honestly expect a fuckin rainbow of skeletons showing each evolutionary change.

Yeah, pretty much this.