Question Strip Clubs (Read 1653 times)

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i went two times. once it was in the beach and i paid my cover just cuz it was a novel thing for me. it was ok. the second time i didnt want to pay for that shit but a friend was mad into that shit so he just paid my cover. some trashy girl sat on my dick and asked me to buy a drink. i didnt have money so i told her i did not have money and she got mad. i never got the whole thing cuz if i am gonna watch titties but be unable to touch them i might as well watch porn
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a lot of middle class kids go to the strip clubs to get lapdances in mexico. ive never wanted to shell money into that shit because i imagine it would get me rock hard and i would just want to fuck a girl making the experience incredibly frustrating
Last Edit: June 19, 2009, 12:39:59 am by Marmot
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in guam the strippers go all out.

My bud told me the lap dances are only 3$ and they want you to touch them and are very enthusiastic about it.
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i went like a month ago for the first time with two girls and another guy

we don't have $1 bills here so we can't really do that here (and i wouldn't want to throw around 5s, i always wondered how it would work here), and there was no cover/no minimum but we felt extremely awkward just sitting there so we bought the cheapest thing on the menu. which was a bottle of beer. which was $8.75.

the girls were all pretty good looking but yeah not erotic at all. they all stay on for about 4 songs and are naked by the middle of the third.
 
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oh yeah true, we have plastic money in new zealand so i wonder how that works. coins.
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yeah i was thinking about the coin issue today. they got them $1 and $2 Euro dollars now and other countries like Poland have their own similar coin denominations. This is very practical but bad for two reasons:

a) working at a restaurant getting tips would suck as your pockets would weigh a ton by the end of the shift
b) how to tip a stripper????? ?


i've never been to a strip club and don't really feel like going but I guess if someone invites me I will probably go just out of curiosity.
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are you supposed to tip in most european countries
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Women are capable of making decisions for themselves. I'd say it's more demeaning to say that strip clubs are demeaning towards women, since it asserts that women aren't able to avoid or get out of a position at a strip club. Every stripper I've known (and I've known a lot) are there by their own choice; they find it fun, empowering, just want the money, or love stealing clothes/shoes from other strippers. And meth. Strippers love meth. Lots and lots of meth.
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demeaning women blah blah guys who are really into it and it just seems wrong blah blah I agree with all of that stuff but there is one more thing on my mind:

I haven't seen any women I would consider attractive doing a strip club. Or do I just think they're unattractive because they're being all crass, sliding dirty blankets across the skin of their cha-chas (I am referencing a dive I was in where that happened—they slid around the stage on this nasty-ass looking blanket) (maybe that's normal, I don't know). Anyway, big fake titties, fake tans, fake hair, tons of make up, a nasty "I think I'm sooo hot and naughty" attitude. So unappealing imo.
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we don't have $1 bills here so we can't really do that here
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Don't do that, that just pisses 'em off.
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U call ilt demeaning, but a woman only has to be comfortable with her body and all she has to do is show off what her momma gave her and get paid hard earned money by a bunch of horny dudes just getting a cock tease. I think its the men getting exploited. and its halarious. and couch dances and vip rooms are where the money is.
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yeah i was thinking about the coin issue today. they got them $1 and $2 Euro dollars now and other countries like Poland have their own similar coin denominations. This is very practical but bad for two reasons:

a) working at a restaurant getting tips would suck as your pockets would weigh a ton by the end of the shift
b) how to tip a stripper????? ?


i've never been to a strip club and don't really feel like going but I guess if someone invites me I will probably go just out of curiosity.

I haven't been to a strip culb over here in germany, but my friend has and apparently you buy "Stripper Dollars" that you give them and they turn them to their boss at the end of the night for their tips in Euros
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That sounds engineered for the employers to exploit.
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I have heard of this before and I think it's mostly done on the theory that you basically don't treat it like real money and end up spending a lot more.
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