definitely play the smallest person in your team in goal and set their player instructions to ALL-OUT ATTACK. also set the team instructions to the zaniest things possible
i will definitely try this, btw i scored again in my second match, almost did twice but i was offside. i think it was 1-8
i am accepting requests for terrible nicknames to give my players
edit: jesus 2-4, it's like my team is sucking so much that they're going to flip from 000000 to 999999 and start winning matches