No lie I've been wanting to do that for so long now. I have that mask so I think i could do it without negatively affecting my honor, but I'm still waiting for the perfect lady. One time some bitch came running up to me in the middle of the woods, she was yelling "Help me, help me mister!". When she got close she hopped on my horse and said "What an idiot" as she rode away. I shot her in the back but I should have done the train thing.
Sometimes you run into those groups of dudes on the road, and they are all sitting there and one person (usually a lady??) calls your attention, and then they all start shooting you up. That'd be a good one too, take out all the dudes and then the lady at the end is like "Please sir, they made me do it". Tie her up.
Shit I'm gonna go play that shit right now.
edit: Also jamie play until you get firebombs and the sniper. It's not that much. But there is SO MUCH to do in the game, it really is a great piece of escapism, because you can play for any amount of time, you can play a shit load of minigames that are actually fun, riding around on a horse never stops being fun, the scenery is gorgeous and mexico has some really great areas, and there's just something about the GTA formula that really works in this setting. It's a perfect mesh.
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?