I play stringed musical instruments

i think having tastebuds in your vagina would be really really gross

it says in the article that the tongue has no tastebuds by default or something

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i am convinced that my life is irrelevant since i will never witness peak human development

http://www.humanupgrades.com/

dang yes thx

man that palmclit pic is even better than i remember it, it looks like the cover of an awful romance novel

i welled up twice today, once when i was making dinner (it was still semi-frozen, i picked it up and it looked and felt like an animal and i felt its wing pop out of joint), and later when i noticed my sock was nearly worn through and i considered throwing it away. i think something might be wrong with me

This is a reminder to myself:

Dear Velfarre--your local newspaper updates its website the day after stories are printed in the paper, so tomorrow post a link to the article titled "It could get ugly on Fifth Street" about a guy who is wanted for making threatening calls to city hall protesting who knows what by painting his fence lime green and using toilet bowls as flower pots.  And is quoted as saying "I've done ordered five toilets and I'm going to line them along Fifth Street--or, I'm sorry, they're not toilets, they're flower pots."

Remember to post this.  V. important.

Love, V-fire

Ahahaha! Oh my god, germans... Nsfw

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Come to Papi <3 (Click to reveal)

you have poosey
i have a dick uh
so what's the problem?
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I've been having some issues lately I won't go into details about, but I had an EEG today. I don't get the results for about a month (EEG and Evoked Potential results), but something definitely happened and I'm suspecting it was some kind of seizure or partial seizure or something.

During the latter part of the EEG the lights are switched off while your eyes are closed. They then flash a strobe light for about ten seconds, followed by a ten second break. At first it starts slowly, but gradually increases the frequency of the strobes. Near the end I started seeing kaleidoscopic patterns, feeling extremely weird and panicky, and my jaw was clenching (I was unaware of that until she told me to try and release my jaw; they can see it on the EEG because the muscles override the brainwave readings).

Probably one of the worst experiences ever.

*youtube*

This looks really good

*EEG experience*

This is actually kind of worrying, do you have any history of epilepsy in your family? Somebody in my family does, but neither me nor my brother and parents have it. Good luck with whatever it is you are going through, though!

today at walmart i was looking at the rack of bargain bin games and they had like 20 copies of fifa 05 for the psx


this walmart has not sold psx games in YEARS AND YEARS, nor have they had them in the bargain bin for years and years

i think some employee found them in some storage room and just threw them out there or something, it was really weird!  i almost bought a copy just because it was so weird, but they were asking like $20 for them!

this guy isn't half bad but his count Dracula (from Sesame street) needs some work.

earlchip gay, earlchip gay
bud so mnoi ponaglei.
ot styda ne krasinie,
earlcip gay, earlchip gay.
polozhi na druzei,
earlchop gay, earlchip gay.
ot menya,
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I thought I would do it first so it wouldn't hurt so bad if you guys ever got this clever

so wait does Malchik Gay translate to gay boy?