Rant What's on your mind? (Read 123154 times)

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you ever accidently sit on your dick and didn't notice until it finaly fallls asleep and you end up pissing yourself because you couldn't tell you had to go because your dick was all tingly


This reminded me of a joke a friend of mine made a while back. "I haven't pissed like that since the last time I was drunk: in public and all over myself."
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Tool is a great band after all




oh apparently they found large quantities of water on the moon too
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There was an explosion in a place that sold fireworks illegally no too far from here and I heard it. Several people (2 or 3) died and a few houses were demolished in the proccess.
Everyone's passing up a legitimately entertaining post just to make cock jokes? GW is for fags.

My old roommate used to go to Mexico to get fireworks for resale in the states. One of his customers accidentally shot a roman candle into some random passerby's afro. After the guy frantically put it out, he had a huge bald spot in the middle of what remained of his fro.

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Wait shit people died I take back 'legitimately entertaining.'
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel
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Tool is a great band after all


Tool's great..

Opeth is a lot better ;)

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intro to stats is kickin' my ass

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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Everyone's passing up a legitimately entertaining post just to make cock jokes? GW is for fags.

My old roommate used to go to Mexico to get fireworks for resale in the states. One of his customers accidentally shot a roman candle into some random passerby's afro. After the guy frantically put it out, he had a huge bald spot in the middle of what remained of his fro.

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Wait shit people died I take back 'legitimately entertaining.'



I'm honestly disappointed at how few people it killed
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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Oh, Mince Wobley, I wish you were there. ;-(

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Хорошая работа для для того чтобы потерять ваше время путем перенести этот никудышный блок текста в английском.
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Yeah, that kind of an ass thing to say. I know people die everyday but still.
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My dog barked me awake for a late night/early morning walk (depends on your point of view), only once I got outside, everything smelled like whiskey. I vaguely wondered if I had family or friends stopping by unannounced, but apparently it was just a trick of the brain. Now, back to bed, with memories of the number seven dancing in my head.
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I'm honestly disappointed at how few people it killed
So you live in downtown detroit?
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel
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so you heard the thing that ended their lives, mince? will you remember that sound?

he lives in the slums of sao paulo Juris.
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It's not that I wanted more people to die it's that if something like 2000 people died then I'd have witnessed an important historical event like 911
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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no you wouldn't because 9/11 happened to AMERICANS not a village of dumb little brown mud farmers and everyone knows it takes ten times more mudfarmers than americans for anyone to give a rats ass enough to remember
Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 04:45:12 pm by Coxswain
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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georg bush will paye :cool:
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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HEY farmers do a good job don't compare them to his... kind.
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oooohhhhh

I just heard that soon we'll be dismantling an old rig using bombs they put at the bottom to blow it apart so the crane can pick it up. Guy told me that when they blow the rig it kills a bunch of the fish near the explosion and they all come up to the surface and we get to go around on a fast rescue boat and pick them up out of the water so the galley crew can cook them. Guy told me they got 100+ fish last time, he also said I'll probably be on the boat this time "fishing", so expect pictures soon.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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cool. speaking brazil and food that is essentially roadkill I had some really nice brazilian barbecue today with barbecued meat, cabbage(?) and peppers.
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just woke up, all hungover throat is fucking killing me idk if i was talking too loud all night or if i got some strep throat shit or whatever.

On the upside, just checked bank account. 430$! :)

going to get all my hair chopped off buy a few things and round 2 drink tonight

ill post my hair laters

Also, according to my dad "twitter" is when you're in the bathtub and you fart and it goes "twitter!"
Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 05:33:30 pm by Brad

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