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Mom's hitting the big 50 soon. I need to get her something that blows her mind (but not enough to give
her a permanent braindamage). Give me some exquisite suggestions on what to give her (no dildo-tips
because I've already received a few of those from my friends).


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this page is now about gifts for 50 year olds.
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Mom's hitting the big 50 soon. I need to get her something that blows her mind (but not enough to give
her a permanent braindamage). Give me some exquisite suggestions on what to give her (no dildo-tips
because I've already received a few of those from my friends).
give her some salvia

or maybe an autographed picture of fabio
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knit her something
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Get everyone to insist she's just turning 40 like some sort of giant conspiracy.
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you could get her a nice url like this or this or some art or a dresser or a nice meal
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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there are a lot of these
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clement attlee was the best can i have that present
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