you guys just wait until something in your laptop breaks besides the keyboard, ram, cdd or hdd and stuff like that, it's impossible to fix yourself and it'll cost you $500 to get repaired.
I live in the northeast, you can't sit on the ground here or your butt will get wet and bugs will crawl all over you.

I think it's fine as long as it's not an HP

happy bday ryan

even though you guitar stingy and you never put out

thinking of putting out an EP

A legitimate factory pressed CD or a downloadable EP?

Either way, good luck!

got a ~$25k/yr financial aid package to the college i wanna go to

The state pays for my education 

got a ~$25k/yr financial aid package to the college i wanna go to

dude congratulations!

what's her pen name?

palm pilot sounds like a euphemism

I just saw Mariachi El Bronx and The Bronx in a theatre that had been converted into a gig room. That was uplifing, awesome. So aggressive but fun!

http://www.thetruthaboutmajorcorporations.blogspot.com/

wtf is this



also just a downloadable EP sorry to give you some sort of half-chub I hope

not sure how yall feel about newgrounds but some dude remade the entire super mario bros 1 and added classic nes game charas to play as:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
samus, link, mega-man, simon, or the dude from contra.
They should've added sonic. I know he's from sega genesis but  c'mon

So this guy Speedranch calls me up. I have no idea how he got my phone number or what was going on. He starts telling me how he really likes my music and he makes some kind of noise music and tells me all this shit how he drinks like 78 bottles of wine a day and he is actually a cigarette or a flying octopus man or something. He wanted me to send him some of my tracks cuz he was going to new york for a gig. He seemed like a pretty cool guy so I said ok and linked him some stuff. He later sent me a recording of that gig he did with his friend Jansky in NY and it just sounded like all the tracks I sent him with horrible white noise over top them. WTF! We started talking on ICQ a bunch. ICQ was some chat thing like MSN back then, I dunno if it's still around but you could transfer files over it. One day I made this ridiculous tune that made no sense, some kinda ghetto musique concrète kind of shit and posted it somewhere online. Some guy called Russell was giving me shit about it for being incoherent nonsense and I was giving him shit back. This track eventually became Russell Hates This Track, can't remember what it was called before. Speedy was on ICQ and I said hey check out this Russell douche, he's really way too upset that I would make such a stupid track and Speed was like hey let's fucking kill that knob! I think he went and gave the guy shit for awhile and we had alot of laughs about it. Thought it would be funny to do a tune about him so Speed screamed a bunch into his computer about killing the guy and sent it over to me. I made We Hate Russell that day laughing like a maniac the entire time, it sounded fucking brutal and horrible and awesome! It was 700 bpm or something stupid. We just kept doing tunes together like that. Speedranch would record himself screaming all kinds of crazy shit into his computer, alot of it making weird noises with his voice through loads of distortion! I remember thinking this guy is the best most nasty fucking synthesizer I've ever heard! He'd send me a 1 or 2 minute file and it would take about 9 hours to transfer it over ICQ cuz this was 10 or 11 years ago so we both had super slow internet connections. He was in the UK so they were probably still on 14.4 over there and probably costed £800 a month. My internet connection was some shitty free dial up thing that came on a CD I bought from 7/11. It was so shitty that it put a huge ad for itself at the top of the browser giving you about half a screen's worth of what you were actually trying to look at. I can't even remember what the ad said, even though I must have seen it a million times. I've blocked it out. Anyways once I finally got the file I'd hack it up and make a new tune! Sometimes, depending on the theme of the tune, I'd get him to yell some other shit for it like UNBORN BABY or MIKE PARADINAS etc. We did cover songs, Your Cheatin Heart, Viva Las Vegas, Stairway to Heaven! We could play at your wedding! I bet we could do a cover of just about anything and our version would make you stab yourself in the eye. The sounds sounded orange to me, really distorted sounds always sound orange to me. I don't know why, they just do. I spray painted a whole bunch of stuffed animals orange at some point during the recording of the record. I still have one of them, a teddy bear that I cut the face out of and shoved the head of a baby doll that I turned inside out into. Most of the tracks with beats are inhumanly fast. The tracker files for these tunes scrolled by so fast they pretty much just looked like a strobe light. We had a wicked time doing Making Orange Things, I wish we were still making it! We've talked about making another record together but always come to the conclusion that we could not top Making Orange Things, would be redundant. We were onto some crazy shit, I still think it's the fastest, loudest most brutal thing I've ever heard. I sound like a dickhead saying that. Wow I'm so cool. But I can't think of anything that approaches it, the thing just rapes you.

ragnar that sounds incredible! You really should make topics about this stuff. or have a blog, like someone mentioned earlier. Have you got Making Things Orange anywhere? I'd like to hear a bit of what it sounds like. (probably won't enjoy it, but i'm really intrigued)

it's not me it's aaron funk

it's just, his speech patterns remind me of bonzi_buddy

although I've done as weird things I did a series of tracks for every fruit but didn't bother with things like apples. I've done green tea flavor ice cream too

I thought it was obvious it wasn't me when it got to the part 'and then I cut the face off a teddy bear and put an inside-out baby doll head inside'

I can try to think of stories if you want

supposedly his early material was composed while addicted to crack and he tried to recreate that feeling and something about staring at some energy drink can with the devil's face on it. He probably lies a lot though but the whole bit about the energy drink thing is intriguing wasn't that a scene from Requiem for a Dream??. Also one time he imagined the tracker window was made of some kind of marble granite material and rearranging them with his mind or I dunno. I think he's bipolar though


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Edit: I might start writing but in the sort of way that only leads to MORE QUESTIONS/half to entertain myself than any serious attempt at diary/structured writing

oh. dang. i was really hoping that was you. well its a good story thanks for sharing. it kinda inspired me to get some shit done. i guess it does sound a bit like bonzi_buddy

oh cool you can save drafts on blogger and stuff, in that case I can definitely do this. kind of come back to it from time to time until it's a really good meaty post