I'm going to sponsor a "drive through the country" where I bolt a gigantic grinder to the front of a hummer and run over all the little critters I can possibly find in 6 hours.
then empty my "mulch" bag and cook them into a big stew and feed them to the homeless
And It'll still be a more worthwhile charity
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS