Steven Gately died as a result of a conversation between God and Michael Jackson in Heaven. When asked if there was anything he'd like in his new pad, Jacko replied "A little boy zone."

I think you're starting to understand. you'd logically think oh, since a tree is round why not just cut it in slices and stick an axle in it? but that's not how it works, it wouldn't hold. it's just not how god designed the wheel to function.

wouldn't hold? wouldn't hold what? wouldn't hold the weight of a wagon or wouldn't hold a slab of clay? not all wheels are particularly load-bearing

anything, over a period of time. it would fall apart after minimal wear because of the direction of the xylem/phloem.

A dog just bit me. I have to go get the vaccination records from the owner.

pburn is coming over

A dog just bit me. I have to go get the vaccination records from the owner.

but are you two shy?

but are you two shy?

No, it was just some 15-year-old girl who obviously wouldn't have that kind of information so I have to talk to her parent(s).

Just wait and let your immune system handle it

good idea i have a cold neways so im sure my immune system will just take care of both of them

Sometimes when i watch movies i like to pretend that the actor is still the same character from the last film i saw them in, i then comment that it makes no sense whatsoever.

Like Gerard Butler going from 300 as King Leonidas, surprisingly doesn't die and is next seen living on an island with his daughter in Nim's Island, And then he abandons his daughter and goes to london and becomes a thug and member of the Wild Bunch in rocknrolla

With actors who are typecast in the one role like Marky Mark it gets kinda funny.

Can't blame him for that though. He only has one facial expression.

leafo your avatar matches your member title perfectly

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sometimes i am so proud of my school :')

jesus christ