http://www.drunk-guy.com/

this is like the most depressing thing ever.

it'd be funny if it weren't real



this is awesome

man i just found this and even though it isn't rammstein it might as well be:

that's really good. here's another amv for laibach: http://www.rathergood.com/laibach

I am making a video game that has a cult where people worship a sitcom with a constant laugh track called Two Dads and A Baby,  and another cult that worships a talk show that is hosted by a Neil Hamburger type character named Jason Cheeseburger. In order to leave the town, you have to switch the broadcast signal on the large televisions inside the cult complexes to play the other's show, resulting in a large fight.

I'm going to university!

yay!

I'm printing off exam papers for the summer, I intend to continue revising after the 1st semester exams but for the second semester exams. Mainly because most of my revision was learning and not actual revision so I figure if I have a good foundation for passing the exams before the lectures I will be shit hot in summer.

It's a plan.

well done mince wobley

Alright. Got on the 10am flight from Toronto to Calgary connecting Grand Prairie, Canada. At Calgary we called my Aunt and got the news. My dad came to me, stone cold steve austin-man, with tears in his eyes unable to speak, his wife (my stepmom) thee same.
 It was obvious what happened. When they managed to conjour their voices, I was informed my grandma passed away asleep at 11am. Her liver had failed and her lungs full of liquid. I don't know the details. My Aunt is trying to keep a strong persona, so I don't waant to ask just yet.
Anyway, we arrived at Grand Prairie and were picked up by Aunt and Cousin, taken to the funeral parlour to finalise details about the cremation, but wow... The guy in charge there had a cartigan, smile, and big moustache. His thick square glasses with black plastic frames completed the look.
He talked and acted like that boat salesman from Escape from Monkey Island... Okay, so she's dead,urn will cost this much and oh, obituary, anything you want us to put here?
Then went on to explain jovially that some gangs had been stealing names off gravestones to make fake IDs and boy are they successful...
The whole time I keep glancing at my old man, and he's clearly livid with this guy.
We are cheersing my Omi (grandma) at a greek place. She went on her terms, did it her way... efficiently and to avoid heartache. That was her way.
Even planned her funeral on her deathbed. That was one tough woman.

Cheers, Omi.

My condolences go out to you and your family. I'm sorry to hear that. I'll keep her in my prayers.

I'm going to college!

im going to hell. maybe im already there @_@

I'm going to college!

what are you studying?

I got two big bumps on my leg right next to my nutsack and they don't hurt but there was staff going around and two of the ABs got it a couple months ago.

I swear if I got double staff on my balls I'm going to be really pissed.

staph*

fat uncel jubalon

staph*

ahaha i honestly had no idea what he was talking about, thanks