i was at the student union like this/last night and a security person took me outside and was like YOU SIT HERE FOR TEN MINUTES AND DRINK WATER BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO PASS OUT and I had to explain to him thaat i'm retarded and me sober is like how normal people are when drunk, so me drunk LOOKS like i'm about to pass out, but i am more than able to hold my drink (though passed out a few weeks ago but SHHHH) and ti all was RATHER FUCKING EMBARASSING
I mean, christ i have only been drinking since 3