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Frisky SKeleton

#1 July 29, 2009, 11:28:55 pm

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t pregnant? my biological clock is ticking and i'd like to father some babies. doesn't matter who too really, unless you're related to hitler or mugabe (who is like 10 hitlers). i've got some pretty good stock in my freezer already i just didn't know what to do with it so leave your name/ friends name and critical data here and i'll send you a pottle if you're up to my standards (should be sweet unless you're mexican or something)

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Frisky SKeleton

#2 July 29, 2009, 11:33:13 pm

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just realised i've had you confused with flowerpower for a long long time. i wouldn't send you my old sperm.

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ThugTears666

#3 July 29, 2009, 11:35:07 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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is this really the best way to lose your virginity climbtree

Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 06:21:49 am by Afura

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Frisky SKeleton

#4 July 29, 2009, 11:39:00 pm

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ok guys look, i've wasted a lot of time over the years. a LOT of time, but i've saved a great deal of it and now i'm looking to use it as an investment for the future. i have approximately 23 litres worth give or take because that's how big the freezer is but it's all stored in mountain dew bottles. this isn't a time to joke, this isn't just my life these are future lives that we're talking about. i'd appreciate a little more respect.

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Farren

#5 July 29, 2009, 11:44:03 pm

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I wouldn't normally condone this but the world needs more trees climbed

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Farren

#6 July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm

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also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Carrion Crow

#7 July 29, 2009, 11:50:27 pm

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now there's a creamy treat

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Frisky SKeleton

#8 July 29, 2009, 11:52:53 pm

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Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm

also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

last april i cut one open and dropped it down a chimney. afura is in wellington so it'd have to be a pretty powerful potato launcher

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Farren

#9 July 30, 2009, 12:01:07 am

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no you go to wellington and shoot him when he leaves the house

give me a viable estimate of how much it will cost you to get to wellington and we can do business

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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blood hell

#10 July 30, 2009, 12:19:39 am

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climbtree your losin your touch! better pack it up, shows over

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ATARI

#11 July 30, 2009, 12:23:27 am

Lichens!
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I would like some but only to drink

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ThugTears666

#12 July 30, 2009, 12:39:24 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm

also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

I'd prefer if he warned me beforehand so I could undress and savor the moment.

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Drule

#13 July 30, 2009, 01:22:31 am

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I'll do it.

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dragonx

#14 July 30, 2009, 01:43:21 am

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Quote from: Coxswain on July 29, 2009, 11:47:16 pm

also climbtree I will pay hansomely if you would thaw out one of those mountain dew bottles and potato launch it at afura personally ensuring me via video that he had been thoroughly drenched in it.

i read this as "i want to run over children while intoxicated"

its what i get for gently skimming a terrible person's post xD