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girls are funny, just not the ones they put on tv.


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girls are funny, just not the ones they put on tv.




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hahahahaha holy shit girls kick ass
Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 12:17:58 pm by DietCoke
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you had me at "one...regular one..."


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I knew a girl named Molly in high school that called my house every day for two weeks straight quoting the bible to me because she found out I didn't go to church.  She also came to my house but I guess my dog scared her so she didn't get out of the car, she just left (I obviously wasn't going to go to the door to let her know I was there anyway).  She would legitimately have this conversation.  That fact grosses me out so bad.
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Grandma Lee from America's Got Talent? Since thats the only female that has ever made me laugh but I like stand up comedians who are pretty dry or just you know, tell their life's story.

There is two guy comedians who are alive, and young who make me laugh and they're generally dry. Ones an indian who jokes about his family, his own race, and some other guy who just basically rants about things like a nervous wreck who never curses. Sucks that i don't know their names.
You are missing the point here. Obscene and offensive grandmas that have even a tiny glimpse of wit and straightforwardness make great stand up comedians. And sexual partners.
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MY GOD CHEF, these are fantastic, are they trolling?
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MY GOD CHEF, these are fantastic, are they trolling?

It might be funnier if they aren't. but it would also be kind of depressing.


EDIT: oh god shit, I can't get past the 1 minute mark on that first video without cringing. ffffuuucking... agh.
Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 04:11:53 pm by warpped655
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I'm pretty sure the vid is a joke because REGULAR ONE is in the tags and that's something you'd only put if that was a joke.
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poe's law, too

good lord the entire thing is pretty amazing
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no because now they just think it only applies to female comedians

Well even if that's the case, I don't think the female comedians mind.

I mean, why would a female even want to become a comedian if it's not to get other men to relate to her better?

EDIT: Wow chef, you have a pretty fucked up sense of humor. You should have your own show on network television or something, It's quite astonishing, and I'm sure you'd be an instant hit.
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Ricky gervais is the worst offender. I think he literally just has one set. And he performs it constantly for huge bucks.

lol fat people, lol hitler, lol cancer charity. Yup heard all that SIX YEARS AGO!!!!

Lewis Black is also pretty bad for this, he has like four CDs out and all of them contain a bit on jews and christmas that is essentially EXACTLY THE SAME every time, like I think we get the picture by now. Jews dont celebrate christmas, hanukah sucks, etc.
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Well even if that's the case, I don't think the female comedians mind.

I mean, why would a female even want to become a comedian if it's not to get other men to relate to her better?
Good point. Women should just stay in the kitchen where they belong  :fogetnaughty:
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hahahha holy shit that video

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Watch the other videos by YouLoveMolly, guys. They are all good! I wonder what is going to happen with 'Saraa' (Sarah).
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Wow, this video is disgusting

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However I can't think right now of any funny female comedians.  Shoot me in the face.

Wanda Sykes.

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I dont feel that this applies only to women. It also applies to Americans, if you ask me. Now I don't want to come across like an anti-american asshole, because you stinky yanks outnumber me about 50 to 1 on here. So I'm gonna skip the rhetoric and jump straight to it: do Americans have trouble understanding subtle humour?

I've seen alot of American comics try and fail miserably at irony, for example, but irony is a harder thing to achieve than one might think so that is understandable. I never see American satirists though. I'm sure they must exist, but not in vast numbers. There are two exceptions I know of. The first is Jon Stweart, I watch the daily show occasionally and I usually enjoy it although it's a bit too wrapped up in American politics for a foreigner like me to fully appreciate it. The second is Larry David, again there are a few jokes where I think some things have been lost on the journey overseas but I think its a friggin hilarious show.

My third and final example would be The Office: An American workplace. You may or may not know that the concept for this show was bought from a UK sitcom called simply The Office. They recreated it and the immitation wasn't as good. While I found the American office to have some funny moments, on the whole I think it lacked sincerity and they were trying too hard, hence the subtle comedy tones that tickled my ribs in the UK series weren't as strong.

I've seen alot of HBO specials and American standups, and don't get me wrong for the first 20 minutes I'm usually in stitches with the good comedians. But... it gets to be too much for my tastes. American stand ups seem to follow this trend of commenting on a situation that the average person might find themselves in, pointing out some particular aspect of this situation, applying a funny line or catchphrase, and shouting really loud.

"You ever get your dick caught in your zipper?"
"I love women with big breasts!"
"You know what mice are? I'mma tell ya what mice are... fag rats!"

I seriously think I could get on HBO if i had more material like that and an energetic stage presence. I watched this one stand up, was called George Lopez: America's Mexican. My god it was shite.

There are funny American comedians out there; Katt Williams is one of my personal favourites. But even then, his style of comedy is very basic, he just does it to such a high level that I enjoy it. Americans can also do situational comedy, but usually only in movies. Knocked up and all those kinds of movies... good situational comedy but again not really any subtlety about it.


So I ask you, Americans and others, am I grossly overgeneralising here or is there really a lack of subtle comedy in the American sense of humour?
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Depends on the comic. The vast majority of comedians in the US are bad, and because there's a lot more of us here, there's also a lot of bad comedians.

A lot of it has to do with the whole comedy circuit that it exists over here. Most comedy clubs are usually dingy places filled with scum or tacky places filled with douchebags and in order for a comedian to make any kind of career out of doing gigs, they're going to have to pander to a lot of these audiences. What ends up happening is that most comedians who get famous are telling jokes for the absolute lowest common denominator.
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here's an example: