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pburn

#1 August 04, 2009, 03:06:48 am

What, me worry?
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Anyone who really knows me has probably heard me complain constantly about the food I've had to eat in my home since birth. As a child, I was often force fed a bowl of scrambled eggs mashed together with tomatos and all that shit by my father, and still to this day, I still have problems eating in my home. And thus, that is why it takes little to make me full, and why I am so thin. I've turned into a very picky eater, and the food in my house is terrible.

Some people have asked for photograx, and I'm really fed up right now, so from now until I leave to college in 28 days I will try to post a few pictures of my dinner per week.

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I ate half of it before I got up and left. The whole plate was just filled to the top with that shit. I hate those noodles because they make my stomach hurt and my taste buds unpleasant for hours. So today, I barely had a breakfast and ate half of that, I am in a very bad mood.

Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 03:11:58 am by Psyburn

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Drule

#2 August 04, 2009, 03:15:24 am

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This is a really cool topic. Don't mess it up.

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Kaempfer

#3 August 04, 2009, 03:25:11 am

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I obviously can't vouch for the taste and I get fed pretty well (regardless of who makes dinner) but that doesn't look THAT bad.

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pburn

#4 August 04, 2009, 03:27:20 am

What, me worry?
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Quote from: Kaempfer on August 04, 2009, 03:25:11 am

I obviously can't vouch for the taste and I get fed pretty well (regardless of who makes dinner) but that doesn't look THAT bad.

I agree that the photograph does not look bad due to the fact that i ate some of the puffy noodles that were laying on top of it like rising bread with a bunch of random ingredients tucked under there.

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King of Spooks

#5 August 04, 2009, 03:41:19 am

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Dude I eat pizza almost every day. I am thin as, I weigh like 120 at age 19. I have the body that little girls wish they could have.

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jamie

#6 August 04, 2009, 03:44:19 am

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Those noodles look kind of tasty to me, man. Well, they look like basic noodle soup without the soup but i could eat that, stick some salt on it and remove that beef. Doesn't look bad at all, Makes me want some soup myself.

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Sludgelord

#7 August 04, 2009, 03:46:49 am

Who's the boss? Not you, bitch.
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Quote from: Drule on August 04, 2009, 03:15:24 am

This is a really cool topic. Don't mess it up.

Drule's right. Do NOT fuck this up. Only warning Psyburn.

Psyburn that looks delicious, I don't understand why you're complaining. I looked at that and really wanted some noodles.

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#8 August 04, 2009, 03:49:02 am

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psyburn only likes pizza and nachos and corn dogs and candies and popcorn and doritos and mcdon

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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#9 August 04, 2009, 03:49:27 am

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ald's and cotton candy and hamburgers and

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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Allen Hunter

#10 August 04, 2009, 03:50:32 am

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IMO, just eliminate junk food from your plate and eat atleast 2-3 balanced meals a day. Also, from my experience, consume more plant foods than meat and dairy instead. They are much healthier for you and help keep you slim. I am a vegetarian (not vegan) for 2 years, and weigh 207-214 lb. at 5'9".

Also, I could eat that photographed soup dish, but cooked without the meat.

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#11 August 04, 2009, 03:52:47 am

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yeah that doesn't look bad at all man

your next pics better be way more horrible

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Ryan

#12 August 04, 2009, 03:53:10 am

thx ds k?
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i've really gotten into eating healthy/working out lately. i've been going to the gym every day for like the past month and a half or so and i've been eating a lot healthier (drastically reduced eating fast food, i get free meals from mcdonalds which i take just for financial reasons but i usually get a grilled chicken meal or whatnot)

you can definitely notice an improvement in my physique though. i've gained back a lot of muscle i had during highschool and stayed around the same weight (~155lbs 5'9)

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pburn

#13 August 04, 2009, 03:54:13 am

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Quote from: Allen Hunter on August 04, 2009, 03:50:32 am

IMO, just eliminate junk food from your plate and eat atleast 2-3 balanced meals a day. Also, from my experience, consume more plant foods than meat and dairy instead. They are much healthier for you and help keep you slim. I am a vegetarian (not vegan) for 2 years, and weigh 207-214 lb. at 5'9".

Also, I could eat that photographed soup dish, but cooked without the meat.

i don't eat junk food i have no junk food in this house.

Also, it ain't a soup dish and it is terrible tasting i wish i could photograph taste man

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Ryan

#14 August 04, 2009, 03:54:39 am

thx ds k?
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basically: im getting ripped as f*Ck so dont mess with me. k?

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Hundley

#15 August 04, 2009, 03:55:16 am

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Evangel

#16 August 04, 2009, 03:57:56 am

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I used to be like you until I lived on my own. Now I'll eat just about anything and a lot of it. After being moved away so long, a home-cooked meal is awesome. Surely your dad can't suck that bad at cooking that every single thing sucks, but I guess we'll see about that.

keep posting...

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pburn

#17 August 04, 2009, 04:00:15 am

What, me worry?
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Quote from: Hundley on August 04, 2009, 03:55:16 am

They're not even Chinese noodles, my house isn't even Asian food.

Whatever let's wait until tomorrow!

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ase

#18 August 04, 2009, 04:01:35 am

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i'm thin because i have a shit metabolism. also, i eat like 8 times a day but i small meals. i can't eat big meals because i get full pretty quickly, but i'm always hungry!

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jamie

#19 August 04, 2009, 04:03:44 am

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Quote from: ase on August 04, 2009, 04:01:35 am

i'm thin because i have a shit metabolism. also, i eat like 8 times a day but i small meals. i can't eat big meals because i get full pretty quickly, but i'm always hungry!

I'm stumped!!!

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datamanc3r

#20 August 04, 2009, 04:04:24 am

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Uh yeah, that is pretty gross. Your dad boiled the noodles too long. A quick remedy to sloppy noodle texture is rice, dude. It also sublimates the taste somewhat -- a trick I've always used whenever mom decides to 'experiment' with the fish again. In my house, you have to eat everything or you die so it's kinda like 3 parts rice to 1 part radioactive fish.

Seriously though, that looks like salad with noodles in it. That's retarded -- just ask for the salad and noodles separate (he knows how to prepare a good salad, right?). And what is that unidentifiable brown muck congealing on the bottom left quadrant of the bowl?

Make your dad watch some goddamn Rachel Ray

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