i really like this one but i am just gonna dispel the rumors right now and let everyone know that the 'farre' in velfarre is pronounced like the word 'far'.

I hope this was in the spirit of the jokes thread.

what do you call a homosexual that frequents gaming world?

a foget

what did broke nazis use to burn jews in the holocaust?

a coalFURNACE

What does paris hilton like to treat herself with after a good ol' serving of cocknballs?

dietcoke

i really like this one but i am just gonna dispel the rumors right now and let everyone know that the 'farre' in velfarre is pronounced like the word 'far'.

keep 'em coming though because there are fantastic 

Why is your name vellfire

what do you call a half swan half rooster?

what do you call a 1990s comedy featuring coxswain?

what does fatty do on 420?

Why is your name vellfire

because

also yeah velfarre is pronounced dumb blame the japanese for it not me

What do you call it when a Canadian GW member starts preaching the Bible nonstop?

Q: What is the GW remake of a famous blockbuster hit film?
The Faust and the Furries

Q: What were the GWbaby's first words?
"Dada" and "Mamamack"

Q: Oh no! What happened to all the pips??!
Someone must have pipcaptured them

Q: Help i broke my piano!
Call the Octave Doctor

Q: Where did headphonics go on vacation?
Japanda

Q: Why did Ryan return his new laptop to the store?
The screen was TFT

Why does Chef hate Russians??

A: They invaded Chefoslovakia

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why do Russians hate Dada?

A: He answers all questions with "yes yes"

haha the screen was tft

what do you call it when gw members gather together and go streaking.?
a gwmeat

what do you call a pip that looks like a lego
a Lego® Brand Pip

Q: Why would Charlemagne visit GW?
A: to steel paladines

what does kaworu call his porn folder?
the fap shack

what do you get when you mix a foget and godofcheese?
idk, maybe you should ask the guy that drew the foget&godofcheese porn

because

You are not a toyota, Velfarre. In my eyes you will always be a Porsche. ^___^;;

Q: Why did Chef get fired from his part-time restaurant job?
A: because he named the sunday special a dogchode

Q: What is the first thing Chef does when a hammer falls on his toe?
A: shrek

Q: Why is there only one member at GW named "Vellfare"?
A: Because nobody else could afford it

Q: Why can't your dad ever join GamingW?
A: Because the screen name "Dada" was already taken

Q: Why can't your mom ever join GamingW?
A: Because the screen name "fatty" was already taken

Q: what do you call the sofa eating monster?
A: couchFIEND

Q: What do you call an old computer illness?
A: ATARIsick

Q: what do you use to slice up birds?
A: a swansaw

Q: what is a great website?
A: GAY MEN world

Q: why should aztec be an inventor?
A: because he HAS TECH like no other shoot me

Q: why should ASE be in formula 1?
A: becxause hes good at rASEing.

Q: why does ASE get in troulbe with the law?
A: because he keeps getting in car chASEs

Q: why is gutts good at bowling?
A: because he keeps getting ATEN

Q: whats another great website?
A: salt world

Q: dada doesn't know how...
A: to spell ADDER. must be dislexic

Q: how do you get denied on GW?
A: "foget it"

Q: i cant think of any more
A: good

You are not a toyota, Velfarre. In my eyes you will always be a Porsche. ^___^;;

distinctive round features but with great handling?

distinctive round features but with great handling?

this makes a great tit joke

distinctive round features but with great handling?

I instantly like you more

Q. What happens when Shrek drinks Dr. Pepper?
A. He turns into a Drek