is there a list of these scripts or summat anywhere?


how do you take oral sex

you bonehead

lol i wasn't using any script but the joke's pretty farfetched and Jmickle managed to perfect it anyway kinda so meh.. guess becoming a comedian is out of the question.

but Jmickle [is] perfect anyway

yeh yeh i know what can i say

Q: What do you call a hen who clucks like crazy?
A: Clucky.

did this guy get warned for having such a shitty joke? AHAHAHAHA i need to stop posting in this topic 

why doesnt the above poster care what the barber uses in his hair to spike it up?

coz not only wax, but evangel can keep it up

knock knock

whos there?

j(ehovah's witness)mickle

What did the blackjack player have in his hole?
An ASE of course!

What did the black kid color his picture with?
Marcus

What were the canoers doing?
Rowain

Where were the horses kept?
In a Corel

Where did the internet kid get ecstasy?
At an e-Rave

Which actor is forever Eshed in our mind for his role in Lost in Translation?
Bill Murray

Which GWer suffers from erectile dysfunction?
Xenosoft

These jokes hurt peoples feelings

What do cashiers scan?
UPRC codes

What did the New Fighting clan call themselves?
Neophyte

What did one emo lover say to another?
Ihateyou

Which Mr is missing from the following: Who/What/Where/When?
Mr. Y

How did the King call his daughter?
He sent his men to Summoner

Where did the Canadian GWer spent most his time?
On the Webbeh

These jokes hurt peoples feelings

Come on, they're all in good pun! 

Oh my god Mateui. Those are awful, but they're still so, so good.

mateui those are disgusting and I am so sad that I thought you were a man who I could be good friends with. Sorry - - - - please wake up, my former friend.

Oh my god Mateui. Those are awful, but they're still so, so good.

i agree completely!
Mateui, i challenge you to make a pun out of my username.

Q: If Mateui was into beastiality, who would he be dating?
A: mkkhispet

some guy at the bar looked at my dick in the urinal cuz it was one of those trough ones with no dividers.


he didn't hide it very well, he obviously took a good hard look at my penis

These jokes hurt peoples feelings

whose

whose feelings are hurt by horrible puns

they improve my feelings if anything, i live off of bad puns

its the thought that counts. it feels like its psy-burning

what did the aquaphiliac breed when he ran out of water?

well, he used to mateui

Q: Which brand of Barbie dolls does mkkmypet collect?
A: The ones made by Mateui

some guy at the bar looked at my dick in the urinal cuz it was one of those trough ones with no dividers.


he didn't hide it very well, he obviously took a good hard look at my penis

did you give him the ole "wide stance?"