How do you believe the universe began?

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Allen Hunter

#1 August 15, 2009, 01:59:21 am

I'm listening.
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Just curious on knowing about what others believe or accept as fact, whether it be creationism, big bang theory, or it "JUST ALWAYS WAS THERE". If someone has some sort of evidence(s) to support their beliefs, present it all you want.

Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 05:34:55 am by Allen Hunter

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the bloddy ghost

#2 August 15, 2009, 02:02:24 am

::pulls another Hideo Kojima::
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yeah it's called the 'koran'. read it sometime.

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Summoner

#3 August 15, 2009, 02:03:57 am

I fear nothing as Tomal... I am Tomal, I am also John
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drunk poasdting lead me to believe... giganticc gila moster caused to it all;...
yepppp!

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tuxedo marx

#4 August 15, 2009, 02:05:23 am

Fuckin' A.
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STOP I CREATED YOU

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Mince Wobley

#5 August 15, 2009, 02:08:45 am

None of them knew they were robots.
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I don't believe anything since no one on Planet Earth (including scientists ^TM don't say "duh everyone knows it was in the bigbang" because not even them are sure of that and you can ask any of them if you don't believe) knows

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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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xanque

#6 August 15, 2009, 02:10:39 am

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This will inevitably lead to an argument over religion vs science.

Nothing good can come of this.

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the bloddy ghost

#7 August 15, 2009, 02:13:11 am

::pulls another Hideo Kojima::
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religion is better. science can suck on some nads.

has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life

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Kaempfer

#8 August 15, 2009, 02:14:03 am

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I believe in the Big Bang theory but not evolution!!!

I think there was suddenly an explosion and then there were just dudes walking around hitting on girls all of a sudden and slowly but surely the girls became more susceptible and now they are all whores!!!

Oh I guess I do Believe in Evolution

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#9 August 15, 2009, 02:14:25 am

Leck mich im Arsch
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THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS SHOT OUT OF MY DICK

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jamie

#10 August 15, 2009, 02:25:57 am

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I believe that Sarah Michelle Gizmo had been challenged to a game of 10 pin bowling by her cosmic 'bowl-mate', Freddie Prinze Jr., and the resulting romantic chemistry sparked off a series of reactions that eventually resulted in the universe we know today. Their romance is continually evolving, which is why space and time exist. Each of their emotions is represented by a celestial body, with the dark reaches of space representing how far their relationship still has to go despite it's rock solid foundations represented in the physical constants of the universe. How they met is why bowling has such a sacred status on Planet Earth today, it is also where the phrase 'Cosmic Bowling-Alley' comes from. Of course, Earth wasn't always it's name. It used to be called Flibpt.

Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 02:27:45 am by jamie

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Evangel

#11 August 15, 2009, 02:32:18 am

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How does evolution potentially explain the beginning of the universe? Evolution explains the origin of species, numbnut!!

keep posting...

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Bonehead

#12 August 15, 2009, 02:48:29 am

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God made world in something similar to RPGmaker. Then created an event called man. Man appeared and lived in harmony with nature in a beautiful place. Man became horny and made women out of useless parts from his body. Woman was a fat bastard that ate everything in her way and accidently ate forbidden apples. Shit hit the fan and everything's been going downhill ever since.

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wait no.. i don't believe that at all. As all good stories, the story of the universe doesn't begin at the very beginning so I don't care cause that would be like spoiling the whole story, ya know? What would Die Hard be if we had to sit through Bruce's whole life from the womb up to the point he gets to shoot terrorists?!

Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 03:02:06 am by Bonehead

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ATARI

#13 August 15, 2009, 02:55:15 am

Lichens!
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Quote from: grep on August 15, 2009, 02:14:25 am

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS SHOT OUT OF MY DICK

i subscribe to this

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datamanc3r

#14 August 15, 2009, 03:40:47 am

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Hahaha, serious thread.

Eh, I lean towards the Big Bang theory mostly because I'm not religious, but that means next to squat because it's a belief inasmuch as a belief in creationism is.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Barack Obama

#15 August 15, 2009, 03:40:57 am

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i dunno man....

pass the bong, brohommad

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Hundley

#16 August 15, 2009, 04:14:25 am

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ThugTears666

#17 August 15, 2009, 04:31:07 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Anyone who doesn't believe in science is stupid. A part of me can't help but feel there is a god though, so I think god made the big bang happen.

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datamanc3r

#18 August 15, 2009, 04:33:27 am

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THAT'S THE STUPID PART OF YOU.

Heh, no, just kidding. It's a hard call, and beyond the limits of science and understanding man has always followed faith.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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King of Spooks

#19 August 15, 2009, 04:36:13 am

Dog: "Just tell me what the hell you want me to do!"
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No doubt homo habilis was some chill bros.

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#20 August 15, 2009, 04:37:15 am

Power to the flowers
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anyone who doesn't believe in the big bang doesn't believe in science

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