How do you believe the universe began?

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Beasley

#41 August 15, 2009, 06:25:23 pm

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the other week i was at the museum of nature and science and one of the kids i was with literally said "i don't really believe in biology"

what the fuck does that even mean? you don't believe in the study of living organisms? people are so stupid.

also; big bang.

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EvilDemonCreature

#42 August 15, 2009, 09:13:54 pm

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Quote from: sweet head on August 15, 2009, 06:19:40 pm

gods an artist and we're just one of his creations. when people say why does he let bad things happen its because he's working on other stuff

Bad things happen because it keeps God from having to keep the universe going manually. Everyone knows automatic processes thrive by utilizing the shift between fundamentally opposing forces, and without them everything simply falls apart.

Saying that the universe can work without bad things ever happening is like saying the universe can work without gravity ever happening. God is the watchmaker, we are the springs, the celestial bodies are the gears, and science is that set of big numbers on the face of the watch that let you know what time it is (except it's not time that the watch keeps track of, but space-time, as revealed to us by the prophet Albert Einstein).

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Barack Obama

#43 August 16, 2009, 01:21:04 am

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Quote from: Beasley on August 15, 2009, 06:25:23 pm

the other week i was at the museum of nature and science and one of the kids i was with literally said "i don't really believe in biology"

what the fuck does that even mean? you don't believe in the study of living organisms? people are so stupid.

lol you know that person?

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Dale Gobbler

#44 August 16, 2009, 05:18:26 am

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when are you guys going to get over your "science" and "religion" and just admit that aliens did it, it's so simple i don'teven have to explain it

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#45 August 16, 2009, 05:47:22 am

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Quote from: Summoner on August 15, 2009, 02:03:57 am

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dark_crystalis

#46 August 16, 2009, 02:04:16 pm

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Quote from: aztec on August 16, 2009, 05:18:26 am

when are you guys going to get over your "science" and "religion" and just admit that aliens did it, it's so simple i don'teven have to explain it

Yes... aliens put humans on the top of the pyramid structures around the world.

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datamanc3r

#47 August 16, 2009, 04:45:38 pm

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Also, stonehenge.

Also, not really aliens, but bureaucrats and middlemen jettisoned off a planet billions of light years away, the population of which died from a disease contracted from an unwiped telephone. *harmless reference*

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Shepperd

#48 August 16, 2009, 09:29:56 pm

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chu ck noirris

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Bumblebee man

#49 August 16, 2009, 10:14:25 pm

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Can I ask, judging by the amount of joke replies in this thread do you guys genuinely not really give a damn how the Universe began? The beginning of the Universe is pretty fascinating.

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Mince Wobley

#50 August 16, 2009, 10:16:08 pm

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Quote from: Bumblebee man on August 16, 2009, 10:14:25 pm

Can I ask, judging by the amount of joke replies in this thread do you guys genuinely not really give a damn how the Universe began? The beginning of the Universe is pretty fascinating.

You don't even know if it had a beginning

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Swordfish

#51 August 16, 2009, 10:16:39 pm

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God baked a Donut and he breathed life into it, after all isn't the universe donut shaped? (or is it saddle shaped?)

Honestly though, the big bang theory seams the most right as of this moment so i belive in that.

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Shepperd

#52 August 16, 2009, 11:41:05 pm

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Quote from: Mince Wobley on August 16, 2009, 10:16:08 pm

You don't even know if it had a beginning

Well that's the greatest mystery. What started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started what started the Big Bang?

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Farren

#53 August 16, 2009, 11:46:32 pm

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I fucked the asteroid belt with my collosal d!ck and out came the solar system (literally) and everything else istotal blackness cus I aint fucked it yet all the other lights and galaxies you see are just a reflection of your own inner inadequacies (sp?) as a race of weak sperm

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crone_lover720

#54 August 16, 2009, 11:52:07 pm

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Quote from: Bumblebee man on August 16, 2009, 10:14:25 pm

Can I ask, judging by the amount of joke replies in this thread do you guys genuinely not really give a damn how the Universe began? The beginning of the Universe is pretty fascinating.

yeah but who wants to discuss it with allen hunter

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Allen Hunter

#55 August 17, 2009, 04:34:04 am

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Quote from: earl on August 16, 2009, 11:52:07 pm

yeah but who wants to discuss it with allen hunter

Yeah, who cares anyway? I mean, I'm so fucking METAL and stuff...

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Allen Hunter

#56 August 17, 2009, 04:34:50 am

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All that science crap is like oh so false and shit, so I guess I don't have any interest in discussing it lolololol.

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datamanc3r

#57 August 17, 2009, 05:57:27 am

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I can never expect any serious conversation with anyone from GW, except maybe in irl. No, in that scenario, simply mentioning GW will be a joke.

I did contribute to the thread though. :/

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Marge

#58 August 17, 2009, 09:20:13 am

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Quote from: Swordfish on August 16, 2009, 10:16:39 pm

isn't the universe donut shaped? (or is it saddle shaped?)

I thought about this yesterday and I'm pretty convinced that it's shaped like 10 dimensional (could also be 9, and I'm not counting the time dimension) vagina.

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Barack Obama

#59 August 17, 2009, 11:58:31 am

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Quote from: Bumblebee man on August 16, 2009, 10:14:25 pm

Can I ask, judging by the amount of joke replies in this thread do you guys genuinely not really give a damn how the Universe began? The beginning of the Universe is pretty fascinating.

how the fuck could anyone know anything about how it began past some inferences of some esoteric theoretical physics equations? what could it possibly matter if any of us knew how it began?

"welp, that's how everything started. there ya go! BTW rent is due next week"

sometimes you've just gotta put the joint down, shrug off bullshit like this, and move on to other shit

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big ass skelly

#60 August 17, 2009, 12:06:52 pm

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I think it's an important question for people who give a fuck to consider.

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