Nah, mine're all up in Nottingham, and I never see them. Don't think I've ever met em.

on my dad's side, there's only 3 people (grandparents and uncle). on my mom's side there are a lot of cousins and the entire family lives around here so that's kinda cool. however almost all my cousins are either over 30 or under 5 years old, so i don't really hang out with them. i have a second cousin who is a month younger than me but he lives in new york. i hang out with him constantly when he comes to visit in the summer though; he's pretty cool.

i like  em all and consider them good friends cept one douchebag who i love like a brother

but then we all live in pretty much the same town. we dont move around a lot.

I have a lot of cousins and none I care about. The little ones I use to take care of ended up pregnant and single and forcing my auntie to take care of their kids while the boyfriends/lovers/husbands? leave them to do other male things. Speaking of cousins, we have one living here after his girlfriend/wife/ex? dumped the kids on us (he asked me to drive him to some remote location where I met this lazy woman ((the mom)) who doesn't even know my mom or any of us) and now he lives here and the kids are all crying at night but it's ok because I don't look after them and pretend I don't know him. Although now I don't have a car because he's using it to find a job to move into an apartment and it's always socially awkward because I'm not really a sociable person so it's kinda like weird whenever I get something from the fridge. The last time I did see my other cousins they kinda acted weird asking me was I into chirstinaty because it's not normal to not have 4-5 kids and be respectable 

But other than that, the one living here kinda knows it's really messy of him to be doing what he's doing and he isn't really all that bad (other than having my car hostage) so I guess it's ok.

The last time I did see my other cousins they kinda acted weird asking me was I into chirstinaty because it's not normal to not have 4-5 kids and be respectable

Heh, classic!

I'm the black sheep of one half of my family who all of my cousins whishes they could be because they're a bunch of all-american kids in the midwest('cept for one who's pretty cool and moved the fuck up outta there). The other half of the family, I'm kind of a joke because I'm either a city-slicker faggot pacific northwest tolerant liberal nigger-loving race traitor who married outside his race to some of them, or an under achiever because I didn't go to medical or pharmacy school to the other assholes who make me look bad to my grandparents.

I have this hot cousin who is younger than me.. but she looks so hot right? One time I got drunk with her bro who is also my cousin and I accidentally told him I wanted to bang her.. he just looks at me really pissed off and says "You are lucky your my family or I would have kicked the shit out of you right now",anyways we promised not to tell anyone that minor slip,but apparently someone heard and told everyone so yeah now my family thinks I'm an incestuous pedophile ...  0_o

I am so kewl.

i got shitloads of second and third cousins from my dad's side. my grandma had like 13 siblings thats like a dynasty.



oh hey otomon.

i got shitloads of second and third cousins from my dad's side. my grandma had like 13 siblings thats like a dynasty.



oh hey otomon.

Hey man! May I inquire your nationality? I am guessing Indian.

close!

close!

Give me a clue!! Uh Uh uh this gives me an idea for a thread.. guess the nationality of the person above you ;0

EDIT: Quick question.. its not really incest if you put it in her ass rigth? Anyone with me??

I've got a hot cousin, but that's family so it never bothered me. It was just a fact. My other cousin hang out once in a blue moon. Go to dance clubs etc. She's alright looking, hope no one gets the wrong idea.

I have this hot cousin who is younger than me.. but she looks so hot right? One time I got drunk with her bro who is also my cousin and I accidentally told him I wanted to bang her.. he just looks at me really pissed off and says "You are lucky your my family or I would have kicked the shit out of you right now",anyways we promised not to tell anyone that minor slip,but apparently someone heard and told everyone so yeah now my family thinks I'm an incestuous pedophile ...  0_o

I am so kewl.

dude youre gross

my friend told me his cousin was hotter than my wife and I wanted to give him a black eye. Anyway, I met her the other night and she was a total jewish-american princes, the sluttiest ho-bag I've ever seen, and I think she might have to go get an abortion after her 2 week visit here.

he just looks at me really pissed off and says "You are lucky your my family or I would have kicked the shit out of you right now"

jesus i would kick the shit out of someone EXTRA for being family because you should CARE MORE

I have this hot cousin who is younger than me.. but she looks so hot right? One time I got drunk with her bro who is also my cousin and I accidentally told him I wanted to bang her.. he just looks at me really pissed off and says "You are lucky your my family or I would have kicked the shit out of you right now",anyways we promised not to tell anyone that minor slip,but apparently someone heard and told everyone so yeah now my family thinks I'm an incestuous pedophile ...  0_o

I am so kewl.

this was the answer I was looking for, thanks

can sombopdy close thisf thread?

What do people think of cousins getting married?