Poll: So we've had a few rounds who is doing better

Gabriel
2 14.3%
climbtree
7 50%
Terrible, just terrible
1 7.1%
You both are too good. Too good for us all.
4 28.6%

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Poll xXx Callout: climbtree edition: Prepare for Jone xXx (Read 972 times)

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Then you'll just have to make the topic and call somebody out.
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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Im callin you out right now suckka.
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that was flipping amazing

but i find gabriel had better jones total!!!
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I've come from the swamps, risen from the bayou
I seek the man with the name that once was blue
That beat the archangel, with the blood of the stealth jew
Bout to make me a new zealander stew

Don't worry my friend, the leaves and branches can't hide you
My vision is pure and I see all
I see in the dark and I see in the fog
I see that your tighty whities are tightening up
I can see the lining on your cunt lips opening up

I'll chop that tree down by nawing apart the bark
watch you fall on your ass, but this be just the start
for the wealth of pain to befall you is my only crafted art
Honed with the blood of sludge elves that paint my doom-go-cart

Climbtree I ask that you not fear the blade or the club
I'll ask that you only be wary of my 12 inch skin stub
cuz soon your colon will flood like the french quarter
So you can siphon the remains into the mountain dew headquarters

You can give the bottles to every hungry widow
make sure you leave my address written on the label
so if they starve again they know...
That my dick is the faucet of life, which split cain from abel
and it never runs out, like porn on pay per view cable

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DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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i joned buddha, you think he was enlightened by a bodhitree?
i told him 'abandon your possessions' and he gave all of his gold to me
HAHAHA win.
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