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Poll: So we've had a few rounds who is doing better

Gabriel		2	14.3%
climbtree		7	50%
Terrible, just terrible		1	7.1%
You both are too good. Too good for us all.		4	28.6%
Status: Voting has ended		14	Total Votes

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xXx Callout: climbtree edition: Prepare for Jone xXx (Read 972 times)

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goldenratio

#1 September 29, 2009, 06:50:39 pm

now das fresh
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just for fun or whatever

master baiter
im the instigator
my legion of doom
sweeps your land
like a broom
hold on to your hats
while we spray you with our gats

takin shit over
like a fuckin bulldozer
i advise you retreat
with all of your fleet
stand on your feet
embrace this beat
but dont fall off your potty seat

hop in my ride
c-tree we checkin out low tide
here's comes jekyll and hide
on the wayward side
i sighed at your pride
and laughed at your stride
bitch under your feet
i made that continental divide

yo time for our tea break
don't forsake my crumb cake
take this shit climbtree
it's time for my smoke break

Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 08:44:40 pm by Gabriel

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Brad

#2 September 29, 2009, 07:10:58 pm

MURRY CRITSMATS
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wouldn't it be cool if there was a button on call of duty that made you sniff your fingers?

R.I.P Steel

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Brad

#3 September 29, 2009, 07:25:01 pm

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it would make it more realistic.........

R.I.P Steel

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goldenratio

#4 September 29, 2009, 07:26:07 pm

now das fresh
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get the fuck out of here nobody is allowed to post except climbtree this is a jone topic

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Brad

#5 September 29, 2009, 07:26:50 pm

MURRY CRITSMATS
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ok

R.I.P Steel

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Frisky SKeleton

#6 September 29, 2009, 11:14:09 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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i'm actually really really busy but i'll play along hold up!

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Frisky SKeleton

#7 September 29, 2009, 11:48:04 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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i drop beets like doug funny when they broke up
i just woke up, i'm a gonna toke up,
gonna smoke up cause you spoke up
you've got a burning desire but my jones are high octane
i'll fuel your fire till you're toasted like wheat grain

steppin to me in isolation
boy you should've attacked with a better creation
there's less painful ways for self immolation
you'll get sunk in the pacific like the MIR space station

i draw my weapon, you draw a dick on a toilet wall
you pull out your marker pen and let em know one and all
tiny dicks your signature, you are what you eat
to the hole you present your rear and prepare for the meat
strokin it like ariel that's why they call you gaybriel
you wanna jone me so bad cause my jones are venereal

my rhymes are polyphonic yours are midi
my rhymes are autocad, your rhymes are sim city
sorry this took so long, i told you i've been busy
maybe with the added wait you'll restart your menses

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Ryan

#8 September 29, 2009, 11:49:17 pm

thx ds k?
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that was really good

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Eltee

#9 September 30, 2009, 12:00:04 am

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i agree, it was superb

i wish i was good at bustin rhymes

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Farren

#10 September 30, 2009, 12:06:48 am

I fear and I tremble
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uh oh uh oh uh oh

you better get a stool and step up son, climbtree's towering over you like a motherfucking pine

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Kaempfer

#11 September 30, 2009, 03:09:40 am

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I am not good at this rap game but I think climbtree said he had a venereal disease

edit because double posting is stupid:

And I'm not sure but it's possible he also mentioned wanting it to share with GR
The rap game is a cruel mistress

Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 03:12:09 am by Kaempfer

The Misadventures of Crimebot

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Frisky SKeleton

#12 September 30, 2009, 03:11:31 am

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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no i f*ck people with my jones and he wants to jone me so hec an have homosex with me

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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datamanc3r

#13 October 01, 2009, 04:16:18 pm

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This is so good I think it's in the wrong forum.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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goldenratio

#14 October 01, 2009, 05:36:39 pm

now das fresh
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sorry i was moving yesterday and didnt have internet. ill be right back. im not very good at all my rhymes are terrible i just think they are fun to do. btw climbtree I guess I could have asked you first if you were up to it. my bad.

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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goldenratio

#15 October 01, 2009, 05:49:36 pm

now das fresh
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i suck

this is a tragedy, its blasphemy
im solid like mahogany
your a bumblebee buzzing
ceaselessly annoying me
im high above middle c
you swingin on a bannana tree
how did he, where are we, i graduated from MIT
you chill with your college degree, im trippin on LSD
to a lesser degree, i have to agree,
my name should be first on the movie's marquee

im on top the molehill, on top of the world
you gettin my phone bills while im gettin the girls
its been real my friend but these things never last
besides i buried you back there with my carbon monox-rhyme gas

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Frisky SKeleton

#16 October 01, 2009, 08:15:43 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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i'll think my limericks quick while you sit and toil
spit lyrics so sick they'll make your blood boil
that's what i meant when i said they make you jam out
if i met your girl, in 9 months she'd roll a pram out
i make the devout doubt
i joned buddha, you think he was enlightened by a bodhitree?
i told him 'abandon your possessions' and he gave all of his gold to me

i eat leprechauns for breakfast and when i don't then they thank their lucky
charms
arms bigger than shrek's fist, your face is the nexus, my jones pack punch while yours do no harm
i jone harder than jesus joned the pharisees
i've got b for bonus b b b b
not that great but look at the guy confronting me
average jone grade only just above a middle C
the only way your name'd preceed mine on the marquee
is if i decided to go by alan smithee
there's something else for you to look up on wiki p
my name brings out all the stars like ptolemy

Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 12:37:34 am by climbtree

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goldenratio

#17 October 01, 2009, 08:42:29 pm

now das fresh
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buddha dropped by and asked me to tell you
good luck to you climbtree gabe here's gonna jone you
i have to agree but only preemptively so
i got a green thumb time to reap what you sow

take a hit of my inhaler to hold back my asthma
my jone spits from my lips and drains all your plasma
100cc's of failure stat, doctor what are you waiting for
there's no help for him now, this is a victim of jone combat

modern warfare aside looks like you busted your chin strap
im gonna make you my bride lets take a second to recap
the sun doth rise and the moon doth glow
tenaciously temperamental im ridin a plateau

i got a sword and a shield, trained in medieval combat
my whole village come to watch did i tell you that
my dad is a blacksmith I got a tempered jone dagger
let me ease up a little bit you startin to look haggard

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Frisky SKeleton

#18 October 01, 2009, 09:31:29 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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i've got an insane amount to do so i won't be able to play for a while :-)

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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goldenratio

#19 October 01, 2009, 09:39:37 pm

now das fresh
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thats cool thanks for playing along. your rhymes were sick man you definitely won

if anybody else wants to do one send me a pm.

Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 09:58:39 pm by Gabriel

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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King of Spooks

#20 October 01, 2009, 11:13:48 pm

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I want to do one but im not sending you a pm.

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