oh my god i need some personal help guys, please help

oh my god i need some personal help guys, please help (Read 509 times)

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MuNkY

#1 October 03, 2009, 12:55:39 am

I haven't eaten in 4 days...(o.0)
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oh man i dont know what to do, please help me im going crazy, im about to lose my mind

"It's not easy being obscene" - Kermit the Frog

www.myspace.com/hammockofbananas

This is my acoustic duet cover band thingy.

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King of Spooks

#2 October 03, 2009, 12:59:18 am

Dog: "Just tell me what the hell you want me to do!"
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Do it.

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unusualgamer

#3 October 03, 2009, 01:26:54 am

I'M ON TV, I'M ON TV!!!!
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suicide is always your best option. i mean really what do you want us to do? you didn't describe your problem.

go make a livejournal and post it there

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Mince Wobley

#4 October 03, 2009, 01:29:56 am

None of them knew they were robots.
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20ccs haloperidol

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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MuNkY

#5 October 03, 2009, 01:30:24 am

I haven't eaten in 4 days...(o.0)
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thank you for that option. okay heres my problem. This girl at school named Rufus keeps beating me up and I dont know what to do, I can't fight back because she's a girl. What should I do?

"It's not easy being obscene" - Kermit the Frog

www.myspace.com/hammockofbananas

This is my acoustic duet cover band thingy.

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Shadow Kirby

#6 October 03, 2009, 01:32:56 am

Star ninja and QuÃ©bec random guy of GW
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Quote from: MuNkY on October 03, 2009, 01:30:24 am

This girl at school named Rufus

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Bonehead

#7 October 03, 2009, 01:33:17 am

I am what you want to be
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Boink her. Even though her name may be Rufus and she has a big hairy dick that stomps your head, becoming your personal bully's bitch is the best course of action.

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Bonehead

#8 October 03, 2009, 01:34:10 am

I am what you want to be
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Oh and you'd better film the whole experience so that you can show this to future generations of.. uh.. Munkys.

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ATARI

#9 October 03, 2009, 01:36:04 am

Lichens!
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dstick your penis into a light socket

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ATARI

#10 October 03, 2009, 01:36:29 am

Lichens!
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roll that shit up and somoke Kit

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Mince Wobley

#11 October 03, 2009, 01:37:14 am

None of them knew they were robots.
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You can fight back just not hit her

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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crone_lover720

#12 October 03, 2009, 01:37:55 am

PEW PEW PEW
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ya soshla s umaaaaa

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MuNkY

#13 October 03, 2009, 01:39:40 am

I haven't eaten in 4 days...(o.0)
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Thank you for all of these options! But the thing is that I am kinda sexually attracted to her, I kinda get a sick sexual pleasure when she kicks me in the throat. I know this isn't healthy so should I see a therapist?

"It's not easy being obscene" - Kermit the Frog

www.myspace.com/hammockofbananas

This is my acoustic duet cover band thingy.

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Drule

#14 October 03, 2009, 01:42:15 am

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Stop making shitty posts. Especially ATARI and Mince Wobley.

MuNkY, if this is a serious topic then remake it and do a better job outlining it.

Last Edit: October 03, 2009, 01:55:43 am by Drule

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