This is too depressing, all the real dilbert does is put up with every vile thing bald coworker does.

i showed these to my room mate and he said they were dumb

you should break up with him

here you go i made you one

I believe the real dilbert is a metaphor for life in a modern industrial society.

"Bald coworker" represents a way of life that is pointless and harmful and "dilbert" is the human being himself who  has to put up with the cruel pranks of that sociopathic coworker (which represents all the stress, pollution, et cetera living in a big city causes) because the easiest alternative is killing himself which he doesn't do because he has hope that tomorrow will be different (bald coworker dies of cancer) but it ends up being the same thing all over again (bald coworker didn't really die of cancer).

Dilbert never attempts to leave that reality because he spent so much time learning how to live that life that he's devoid of any skills that would be practical outside his cubicle (he does nothing but write memos all day long).

I believe the real dilbert is a metaphor for boners.

I met bald coworker once. He pooped on my chair, so I left.

hand me

Enough Dilbert imposters, please. Real Dilberts only.

here you go i made you one

this one is thumbs up

i've read so many of these

this one is thumbs up

Thank you sir.

im sry this not my finest worki am sick