Go up to the chalkboard in the middle of one of her lectures and draw a big anarchist symbol. Then break the chalk and say "like what you see, cunt?". Next walk up to her really intimidatingly and draw your fist back like you're about to punch her. For added effect, draw letters on your fingers. If you can, try to fit "I hate school", "teachers suck", "If you can read this, you're a teacher", or something else to that effect on your hand. Throw your fist at her face and stop two centimeters from her nose. Then crack your knuckles as loudly as possible so everyone in the room can hear it. For the next part, you've got to be wearing a trench coat. Try to position yourself so your back is toward both your teacher and the class. Then relax your shoulders so the trench coat falls to the ground, revealing a big anarchist symbol with the phrase "teachers are cowards" underneath it. Next, spin around to face the class, pull out a cigarette, and light it but try not to make the fire alarm go off. If you have one, use an e-cigarette instead. Take a puff and say "Pop quiz, teach. True or false, narcotics use leads to addiction." If she says true, look at the class really smugly and say "Heh, only for neurotypical shitstains." Then walk back to her desk, put the cigarette out on the teacher's edition of the class textbook and walk towards the door. Open the door, take one step forward and then look back over your shoulder. Hold up both of your middle fingers and say "teachers are bullshit and I hate homework. Oh, and in case you didn't get the message, I'm an anarchist." Then walk out the door.
Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 04:52:39 am by Bloodrayne Rand