Topic: i took a bunch of adderall and wrote an autobiography (Read 2544 times)

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the only time I use my hands to express myself is when my mouth don't work and thats hardy ever (never)
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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take some pills that

kill you

instead
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lol! you're a pretty funny guy. I'd really like you to check out my website, I think you'd fit right in. http://www.gaiaonline.com
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This is actually how I got my Something Awful account
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I think thats why earl posted it

this guy seems like something awful

lets go over the checklist:
  • posts like an asshole
  • has a shitty sense of humor
  • has the maturity level of a 16 year old

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all but one
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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take some pills that

kill you

instead

dark james griffin i will own you
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I think I was 17 at the time. Wow, I guess I am not lagging that far behind after all!
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I'm sorry kind sir.
I do wish i could catch a glimpse of that mighty  fine smile of yours though.
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rehtie thgiew niag tnac i cipot siht ekil i


rock it backwards
Put some sand in my roommate's sheets today... :gwa:
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Chill out dude
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ban the op + take ihs lunch money
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i cant believe i read the first four sentences. theres no way im reading any more.
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Read 1688 times *makes a gun w/fingers and slowly points towardshead*
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whats the first step in making a gun with fingers?
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a++ I'm going out to get some adderall now
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Just lock this thing!
Everyone has the right to be himself; wise men know how to,when, and whether to navigate the boundary between their rights and those of others when they collide.
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A Yuppy is a young rich business guy who goes to winebars during his lunch break, wears cream/pastel powersuits and spends a minimum of five hours a day jerking off to his reflection in the mirror. Basically stockbrokers.
lately every time I see the word "wine" I try to air-type sudo update winetools so that probably makes me weird somewhat

someone is deleting posts before my own just to spite me
Last Edit: March 28, 2010, 08:38:54 pm by fatty