"This tripthread has finally given me the recognition I have always given myself."  ~ Peggy Hill

fun fact i googled "recognition i have always given myself" to find the whole quote and the first thing that came up was my youtube page because that's apparently in my profile, WEIRD MOMENT

<pretend I posted something witty>

i beseech thee, pretendeth that thine thread hast delivereth yonder results requested

edit: no joke give me the dialogue for your game i'll translate it for you

ass burgers

just add th to the end of every third word.

we have a winner, and this would actually be a pretty easy script to write.  i should corner the shakespeare translation market while there's still time

also thanks alec now i know this game is full of nude women, turok sounds and jabba the hutt.  and poor shakespeare.

Ha! Fail! It's not for the same game! You once again judged too early! The nude women are for my side project. The game with the Turok samples is already done (some guys test it at the moment) and Jabba is for a minigame coming up next month.

let me be your translation device!

You can't write in Shakespeare language... also there will be alot of dialogue in the game, so it would be too much work for other people. I really need that translator.

Ha!  Fail!  You don't understand that this is something that can only be done by a real person and that this translator you're looking for is IMAGINARY and also yes other people COULD do this for you and it's the only hope you have since you're too lazy to learn it yourself.

But I want to do it with the translator.
And one thing for sure: I won't let it be done by any human person, as said.

But I want to do it with the translator.
And one thing for sure: I won't let it be done by any human person, as said.

So in your game, the only person that ever speaks with a Shakespearian accent is not a human person but a robot instead?

Also, if it really is so important that it be done with a translator, then why don't you just change it so that instead of Shakespearian, just make it so they speak with an accent that actually has automatic translators that can translate into it?

Make them speak Korean.

But I want to do it with the translator.
And one thing for sure: I won't let it be done by any human person, as said.

Yeah, fuck human beings. What do they know about language and translation.

But I want to do it with the translator.
And one thing for sure: I won't let it be done by any human person, as said.

well then that means it's never going to happen


how many times do i have to tell you this translator doesn't exist?????

Yeah, as said, in that case the game is cancelled. GW was my last real hope. So you can close this.

R.I.P., my lovely project. ;__;

shakespeare translation, yeah i've got six of them, what do you think of that you little shit

i'm not fucking santa claus guys

Sorry but if the premise was flimsy enough to allow a text-translator to make or break the game for you then it never really had a chance. I'm not saying a game that used such a thing couldn't possibly be any good... but if everything was riding on this translator then you must agree that such a game didn't have anything substantial going for it.

it also makes you sound like an arrogant prententious piece of shit when you write in that manner.

e.g. Phylomortis