there's only room for one black guy on GW

this makes me angry

i saw a dude jogging down the street wearing a wifebeater tanktop, a chain, and a do-rag and it kinda made me wish i was black for a minute because it's a fresh look for nice weather that white guys just can't do


....then i realized that I'm white and living in the US so I breathed a sigh of relief, C-walked right into the nearest starbucks passing a beat cop without thinking twice about the fact that I'm not even on his radar as he mad-dogged a group of latino youths waiting for a bus

don't mind me, just enjoyin' the white privs; I'll have a trip nonfat soy macciato.... and hold the whip cuz Im about to get on out and ghost ride this motherfucker

I command all of you to surrender to my supreme sexyness.

You look important in that picture, Pulits. Like Bruce Wayne.

Maybe you should audition for Batman.

this makes me angry

why

Mmmmmmmmm

marcus / angry black man reference

I think he left around the same time dom kept making fun of him because his favorite show was strike witches nws

there is a picture of me on facebook wearing about 7 belts all around my body at a party.

buy tighter clothes

omg its sylar

Jews don't have penises, the just buy babies from white folk and 'jew' them, by smothering them in royal jelly from a jewish princess. It's why Israel is building more houses, they're kidnapping palestinian children and converting them into the undead jews.

True story.

Fell asleep mad weird. Almost looked like I was running away and got shot with a tranquilizer dart.

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Fell asleep mad weird. Almost looked like I was running away and got shot with a tranquilizer dart.

if this were facebook i would click the like button.