It's not as pedo as most grooming-standard 'staches end up looking. It's still young, though.
I'll be in town on May 29th through June 6th. So if you mean a week after the 28th, as in June 4th, I'll be in town!
This really sucks about what's happening to the Gulf. It's not something I even really considered as a threat, and now it's got the potential to ruin the coasts for years. Are you still in that condo on the beach?