ahahaha Sarah Palin joins Fox News team

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Hundley

#21 January 12, 2010, 09:52:26 am

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Quote from: DietCoke on January 12, 2010, 09:42:53 am

The singularity is approaching..

if i keep posting an infinite amount of these jokes there will eventually be no more space left on the internet for sarah palin to twitter about shit nobody cares about

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Hundley

#22 January 12, 2010, 10:04:24 am

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why didn't sarah palin like playing pokemon?

the phrase 'catch them all' reminds her of all the sexually transmitted diseases she's caught.

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dada

#23 January 12, 2010, 10:52:40 am

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you mean she's not gonna run for public office again?????

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ase

#24 January 12, 2010, 12:15:33 pm

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Quote from: Dada on January 12, 2010, 10:52:40 am

you mean she's not gonna run for public office again?????

nah she'll do this stint for a year, announce her presidential campaign on fox news, and quit the program to "follow God's path" and fight for America

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Hundley

#25 January 12, 2010, 01:02:58 pm

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Quote from: ase on January 12, 2010, 12:15:33 pm

nah she'll do this stint for a year, announce her presidential campaign on fox news, and quit the program to "follow God's path" and fight for America

i hope a piano falls on her head

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Jester

#26 January 12, 2010, 01:17:29 pm

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like that would stop her

havent you even played bayonetta??

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Barack Obama

#27 January 12, 2010, 03:26:35 pm

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Quote from: Dada on January 12, 2010, 10:52:40 am

you mean she's not gonna run for public office again?????

no

Last Edit: January 13, 2010, 02:07:18 am by DietCoke

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Farren

#28 January 12, 2010, 05:59:24 pm

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what is sarah palin's favorite gourmet dish?

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smoked timberwolf cock with a side of crude oil and a glass of muslim babby blood

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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big ass skelly

#29 January 12, 2010, 08:40:18 pm

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These jokes Palin comparison to the funny things she's said herself

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Parker

#30 January 12, 2010, 09:03:30 pm

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Quote from: big ass skelly on January 12, 2010, 08:40:18 pm

These jokes Palin comparison to the funny things she's said herself

nodding my head like, yeah

who is sarah palin's favorite pokemon?
a squirtle covered in oil and feces

http://www.fallingbot.com/

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EvilDemonCreature

#31 January 12, 2010, 09:13:51 pm

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What do you call Palin's top writer on Fox News now that Sarah Palin is on Fox News?

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A Palindrome.

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#32 January 12, 2010, 11:23:13 pm

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why did god invent the Sarah Palin?

he wanted someone to wash his balls and change his diap

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#33 January 12, 2010, 11:23:55 pm

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what was Sarah Palin's first story for FOX?

a report about THe Horn

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#34 January 12, 2010, 11:26:25 pm

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what did Sarah Palin say when the Republicans lost?

"at least I can still fuck like a dog"

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#35 January 12, 2010, 11:29:57 pm

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why did Sarah Palin go to Egypt?

she thought she could fit in with the "MUMMYS" and she wanted to fuck a pyramid, put it right up inside her vagina til it widens impossibly and scrape the roof of her mouth with the point

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#36 January 12, 2010, 11:31:37 pm

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what's Sarah Palin's favourite TV show?

a homemade VHS compilation she called "Presidential Cumshots"

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"James" The Gamer "GAmes" joystick Joyce

#37 January 12, 2010, 11:32:54 pm

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what's buried in Sarah Palin's back yard?

bones and also her muddy dildo

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crone_lover720

#38 January 12, 2010, 11:33:24 pm

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Farren

#39 January 13, 2010, 02:55:14 am

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What did sarah palin say to joe the plumber?

Please help! My water broke.....again.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Puppet Master

#40 January 13, 2010, 03:15:16 am

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This one was only relevant during the campaign, but...

Sarah Palin and John McCain are on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean. Who is saved?

America

Hundley, I actually laughed at your first joke because I wasn't expecting the punchline to not be funny.

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