David Letterman's TOP 10 Reasons Why Everyone Hates Monopolo!!!

David Letterman's TOP 10 Reasons Why Everyone Hates Monopolo!!! (Read 845 times)

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Brent Murray

#1 January 23, 2010, 02:32:21 am

It's that guy that nobody likes!!!
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I know, I don't come around here as much as I USED TO! But, I thought I would post this because it is funny, and I just wanted to. Hopefully, you guys don't get annoyed TOO much because of this. But anyways, I wish you guys all the best! The final mix of this game will be finished soon, but the re-release will be on its one year birthday. So, to celebrate! I did this:

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS
WHY EVERYONE HATES MONOPOLO!!!

"Hi, I'm David Letterman! I host some talk show on late night TV, and I'm too busy lately with bashing Jay Leno & Conan O'Brain about their success that should be really MY success. But having failures does have its advantages... For instance, lately, I have been playing this wonderful game called "Monopolo" which is some Chinese knock off of the real thing. The funny thing is, that this Chinese knock-off is actually a GOOD knock-off. But whenever I log on to Gaying World, Retarded Network, or Triple R's, everyone seems to hate this game for some reason. So, I decided to make my annual list on the TOP 10 REASONS WHY THIS GAME IS HATED!!!

Are u a hater?

# 10.) WTF, SOMEONE MADE THIS SHIT ON RPG MAKERS!?

# 9.) Not enough Mr. Monopoly to satisfy my sexual take on life.

# 8.) It's too big to download!

# 7.) LEGIONWOODIE!!!

# 6.) Who dat guy who make this?

# 5.) ANIME IS GAY!!!

# 4.) I rather play the board-game, which is also terrible!

# 3.) I am addicted to painkillers after playing this.

# 2.) It was packed using Molebox and some other crap.

AND THE #1 REASON WHY PEOPLE HATE THIS GAME!!!

# 1.) Because Monopolo is gay, and we are gay, and thus forth, we like playing RPG's like Legionwoodie and Zero's Realms!!! **** THE MONOPOLO!!!

*holds for applause*

Happy 1st Anniversary - MONOPOLO!
Released April 2nd, 2009 - Right Here, On GW!

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Vellfire

#2 January 23, 2010, 02:34:27 am

TV people want to leave
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*holds for the rest of his life*

*there will never be applause*

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello! It's me, Vellfire! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye! CLICK! @gidgetnomates

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hobomasterxxx

#3 January 23, 2010, 02:40:48 am

tom cruise
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A++ Topic would read again.

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Frisky SKeleton

#4 January 23, 2010, 03:44:40 am

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Mince Wobley

#5 January 23, 2010, 03:50:07 am

None of them knew they were robots.
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S4D, lets make a game

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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crone_lover720

#6 January 23, 2010, 03:52:26 am

PEW PEW PEW
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girlbones thinking "the longer I keep this up the better it'll get" but it's not true

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the bloddy ghost

#7 January 23, 2010, 03:57:41 am

::pulls another Hideo Kojima::
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s4d is girlbones?

has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life

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ThugTears666

#8 January 23, 2010, 03:58:28 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS GAME YOU STUPID FUCK

Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 12:12:53 pm by Afura

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ThugTears666

#9 January 23, 2010, 03:58:42 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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jamie

#10 January 23, 2010, 04:20:21 am

ruined former youth seeking atonement
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Quote from: Afura on January 23, 2010, 03:58:28 am

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS GAME YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

go fuck yourself.

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Puppet Master

#11 January 23, 2010, 04:28:28 am

Master of Puppets
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I like how you've made numerous topics badmouthing your own game to prove some point... that I'm not understanding.

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Eltee

#12 January 23, 2010, 04:57:33 am

junker
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s4d please

the quantity of adults contained in my being is superior to even infinity itself

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chuckie egg

#13 January 23, 2010, 06:07:16 am

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a thread so delightful
i'm sporting a legionwoodie

glorious salty future

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ATARI

#14 January 23, 2010, 06:15:55 am

Lichens!
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Quote from: the bloddy ghost on January 23, 2010, 03:57:41 am

s4d is girlbones?

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crone_lover720

#15 January 23, 2010, 06:24:38 am

PEW PEW PEW
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Quote from: the bloddy ghost on January 23, 2010, 03:57:41 am

s4d is girlbones?

I think so but thats just my 2 cents. either it's him or a while back he was for some reason saying things that sound like/would appeal to a no longer active member who no one mentions and never really had anything to do with s4d. the latter is possible given the character. also you gotta think only strangeluv or gib would make something like this and keep it up for so long. plus "GB" has logged into other people's accounts before, what a slouch

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