Tutorial I went to a strip club (Read 6577 times)

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Yeah.. So my friends have tried to convince me to go to a strip club for the last few weeks and every single time I tell them "I'm out of money," or "I'm too tired." But tonight, they all pooled their money together for me to go to a strip club with. (I really haven't much money this month.) So I agree to go with them this one time, you know, just to see what all the hype is about. I mean, my friends gf loves to go with him so it can't be too bad right? I'll just go check it out and see how I feel about it.

Wow, I don't think I've had a less pleasurable experience in my life when it comes to dealing with women. I like conversing with women who actually have an emotional connection to me. Regardless of what happened I couldn't shake off the knowledge that all of the girls who were there were concerned with one specific thing; the money in my pocket. I felt so out of place. The entire time I was there I just knew that it wasn't my place to be. I didn't even get an erection. This strip club is an all-nude and it involves quite a bit of contact. As these girls were grinding all over my shit I just felt empty. No human connection whatsoever it was the strangest feeling I've ever had.

I kept trying to talk to the girls working, but none of them were very talkative, except for one, but her breath just reeked of hard liquor and cigarettes so badly I wanted to vomit. I suppose I'm attracted more to the way women act and knowing that they have feelings for me rather than just seeing some girl dry humping the shit out of me for a couple dollars. One of my friends is so convinced that this one girl is coming over to his house later that he's still awake waiting for her to call him. It's 4:50 AM where I am btw. On top of all of this, I just felt generally bad. I felt bad for even being there let alone supporting what's happening. My friend's gf used to work there and she told me specifically which of the girls would have sex with me during a private dance. I didn't know what to say about it, and I have no intention of paying for sex. Ever.

So generally not a good time. I felt like I was simply objectifying the women there, and did not have fun. Anyone else have different opinions on strip clubs, stories, etc.? Hahahaha I don't want people who I know in person to know that I went to a strip club so I changed my mind about talking to people about it on Facebook, MySpace, etc. I just really needed to get other perspectives on the subject than the sex-driven opinions of my other male friends.

Also, I'm not gay.
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I've never been, but I think the point is to just enjoy looking at boobs for a while and hanging out with your friends, not really trying to strike up meaningful conversations with the paid strippers.
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I've never been to one because I'd feel really ashamed if my mum found out and I love my mum.
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yeah this is pretty much how i feel about the places. theyre basically idiot-magnets like casinos
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Just curious, what were you expecting to get out of your trip to a strip club?
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Yeah really, did you really expect to go to a strip club and NOT be objectifying women?
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I would personally never go, so I guess I can understand the way you feel. Only difference that I would not let anyone talk me into it.
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thinking about it thats porbaly what would happen o me

but i dont think any of my mates would be up for going either so meh.
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I don't know about you guys, but I usually visit strip clubs to seek out a deep, meaningful conversation to have with one of the big-busted women walking around.

With a more serious tone, what exactly where you expecting to get into before you went? Strip clubs are usually just breeding grounds for over hedonistic morons who don't mind viewing women as sex objects, and the female workers don't seem to have any self-respect, either. But yeah, like you, my ideal way of interacting with women in person would be along the lines of having an actual emotional connection. I guess you can at least take this as a learning experience, and deny your friends' requests any other time they want you to tag along.
Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 02:55:25 pm by AdderallApocalypse
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I don't know about you guys, but I usually visit strip clubs to seek out a deep, meaningful conversation to have with one of the big-busted women walking around.
what do you seek out of a visit to a strip club? What is it that you're after?
how do you feel about a woman rubbing her naked body all over your clothed body because you gave her a five dollar bill? Do you go home and jack off to that memory while you're in the shower washing off the Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" For Her perfume?

I've got so many questions for someone who enjoys stripclubs because everyone I know IRL who enjoys them always cops out with "I was drunk" as soon as I start making them feel like a retarded child for enjoying those places.
Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 03:03:13 pm by DietCoke
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here's a great thing that everyone can do to make them feel better about themselves:

Walk into a stripclub and just look around at the guys in there. You can leave right afterward and you'll feel so awesome that you're not one of them.
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the same thing works for casinos outside of vegas, just wait till like 1 or 2 AM, walk in, get a beer, and just walk through the place looking at the people
Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 03:00:49 pm by DietCoke
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I've never been to one since the ones here are in some baaadddd places in town, and attract the kind of people I try to avoid for personal safety :(​.

But, I don't really get what you mean. I suppose I understand that it wouldn't rock as much as it would if the woman actually liked you but... I figured it would be fun to go there with friends and just enjoy some female rubbin'? I just see it as mindless fun.
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yeah i've never been because it seems like it would be really depressing.
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here's a great thing that everyone can do to make them feel better about themselves:

Walk into a stripclub and just look around at the guys in there. You can leave right afterward and you'll feel so awesome that you're not one of them.
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I've never been to one because I'd feel really ashamed if my mum found out and I love my mum.

I've got ask, how on earth would your mum find out? Unless she was actully at the club herself! How awkward would that be.

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his mom actually works as a stripper.
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do you get a family discount?
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Do you get private shows? Saves on the beer money dude.
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Stripclubs are like the Maxim magazine of real life. I think they have the exact same appeal.

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