Make a movie out of that, Shadow Kirby.

Ok, here's my concept. We make this very indie. Hand-written font, a brown-haired dude who "fucks every plain girl with frizzy hair in a loose knit cardigan that he sees" and who is sad about it. A sad dude is very indie. His job should also suck.

One day he fucks that that girls who opens up to him about how much of a quirky person she is. She wear ironic shirts under her knit cardigans, listen to indie bands and throws a bunch of pop culture references that are hip all through the movie. That should be played either by Ellen Page or Zooey Deschanels. The guys falls in love but the girl pushes him back because she is so quirky. She gets dressed and leave in in the middle of the conversation they are having about ironic stuff. INDIE PLOT TWIST.

Brown-haired dude is sad, goes to a strip club in hope to find a girl to fuck for the night and the joint explodes because the dancer is too hot for her own good. The End (in hand-written font).
We also need ironic indie music through the film. And some animation sequences. And the guys best-friend is a bearded intellectual who's into Godard or something.

ahahaha the russ meyer sexploitation movie?

The universe is a closed system... nothing is random...

Lets merge the drug topic with this one and make a general debauchery thread

I think that was supposed to be a half joke but hundley said he liked it and that sort of says something about what the rest of the community probably thinks. I guess I liked it too but there was a single point in the movie, probably around the middle where you're suddenly hit with formulaic disney cheesiness and it's kind of a downer. I understand the need to make the movie appealing to everyone especially kids but I feel it was handled particularly poorly in this case. idk I only saw it once. neway almost everyone here really liked it

I know so many gwers are faggy purists who hate everything in the world and only listen to 50s music and post punk

This is literally me except I can pretty much rap along with every song on e40s last two albums

Its because nothing is fun.

Cinema is a purely spectacular bourgeois artform and should be done away with entirely

"Smash the stage" - anti-cinema graffiti for the future revolt