Topic: I went to a strip club (Read 6577 times)

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brown didn't you and your buds have sex with the girls and video tape them? i seem to remember this.
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20 huh do u only have two friends??
its an unspoken dude rule that if one dude buys a huge pack of beer, you've got to match him. so generally if you've got 4 people in the car on a cheap beer run chances are you'll have an 18 or 20 pack each except for the one guy who buys a sixer of decent ale and that's always the dumbest idea because if you're gonna be partying with a bunch of people pounding shit american ice beer and taking shots of vodka that came in a plastic half-gallon jug, you're gonna get too fucked up to enjoy it.
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I have gone once. I was dragged there by some friends when I became 18.  was at first a little excited about it but then I got there and realised that I had a grand total of 2 dollars in my wallet after paying to get in. so resigned myself to just watching. I was to nervous the aggressiveness of the strippers, the near pitch black lighting just spooked me and I couldn't get aroused at all. my friends insisted that I go and get a lap dance and I told them my recently discovered money situation. They said "whatever go get one anyway" so I got a lab dance and gave the girl 2 dollars feeling kind of bad about it.

I came back out we sat around for a while watching the girls waiting for our driver Nate to get back from the private lap dance. Later discovered he had blown like 100-200 dollars on the dance and I immediately stopped feeling bad.

I have little interest in strip clubs now.

However, I wouldn't be against maybe experiencing a high class prostitute (one that's excellent looking, has had a recent STD check up, etc) as at least once then I'd leave satisfied and know that I fucked a girl hotter than the hottest. After doing so I wouldn't be interested in doing it again due to likely super high price.

BTW all for legalized prostitution.

Anyway, There are a bunch of stuff that I feel is messed up in US culture and society when comes to sex. The only reason I'm nervous around women today and babble like an idiot is my lack of experience with women and the ingrained perceived wrongness of things a sexual nature in general here. As well as friends telling me I need to get laid, which makes every encounter I have with a girl turn into a game that I can't play to save my life.

I think I'm fucked up when it comes to these things and it is fucking frustrating.

After losing one's virginity this shit become easier right?
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Warpped you're pretty fucked up.
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However, I wouldn't be against maybe experiencing a high class prostitute (one that's excellent looking, has had a recent STD check up, etc) as at least once then I'd leave satisfied and know that I fucked a girl hotter than the hottest. After doing so I wouldn't be interested in doing it again due to likely super high price.

BTW all for legalized prostitution.

Anyway, There are a bunch of stuff that I feel is messed up in US culture and society when comes to sex. The only reason I'm nervous around women today and babble like an idiot is my lack of experience with women and the ingrained perceived wrongness of things a sexual nature in general here. As well as friends telling me I need to get laid, which makes every encounter I have with a girl turn into a game that I can't play to save my life.

dude you do realize that if you're nervous around women you're going to be nervous around a prostitute too, right?


idk why people think they can just hire a prostitute to get rid of their virginity and suddenly be A-OK LADIES MAN.  more than likely you would probably not be able to perform with a prostitute and be wasting your money (and dignity)
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However, I wouldn't be against maybe experiencing a high class prostitute (one that's excellent looking, has had a recent STD check up, etc) as at least once then I'd leave satisfied and know that I fucked a girl hotter than the hottest. After doing so I wouldn't be interested in doing it again due to likely super high price.

BTW all for legalized prostitution.

Anyway, There are a bunch of stuff that I feel is messed up in US culture and society when comes to sex. The only reason I'm nervous around women today and babble like an idiot is my lack of experience with women and the ingrained perceived wrongness of things a sexual nature in general here. As well as friends telling me I need to get laid, which makes every encounter I have with a girl turn into a game that I can't play to save my life.

I think I'm fucked up when it comes to these things and it is fucking frustrating.

After losing one's virginity this shit become easier right?


hahahahah this is the best post ever, thank you so much.
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good lord man don't fuck a prostitute. that is definitely starting you down the wrong path on sexuality

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After losing one's virginity this shit become easier right?

This is an excellent question. Sorry I can't answer it for you, I lost mine to my long time girlfriend.

I doubt it would though, it's a case of talking to more women and building your confidence up.

ALSO what ~congresman Ron paul~~ said: fucking a prostitute is no doubt one of the worst things you could do in your current situation.
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There were at least two topics about losing virginity to prostitutes on something awful recently, you should go read those.  They have a TON of reasons why it's an awful idea.

edit: if you think it's so fucked up that the US has this opinion on sexuality then why are you buying into it by thinking you need to lose your virginity so fast?
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brown didn't you and your buds have sex with the girls and video tape them? i seem to remember this.

uh no dude those girls we picked up at the club we went to not the strip club and we didnt video tape them having...sex. we videotaped the part before then when we were all hammered and having a good time doing random things in the hotel room.
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uh no dude those girls we picked up at the club we went to not the strip club and we didnt video tape them having...sex. we videotaped the part before then when we were all hammered and having a good time doing random things in the hotel room.

oh you weren't so explicit in your original post and it sounded like you video taped you all having sex. sorry!
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There were at least two topics about losing virginity to prostitutes on something awful recently, you should go read those.  They have a TON of reasons why it's an awful idea.

liiiink

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

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I've only gone to a strip club once and I was 13.
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holy crap pulits im scared cus I dont think you're joking.
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not really that uncommon of a thing really actually
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warpped losing your virginity is the golden ticket to pussy bro
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This is the one I read pretty much all the way through, there was another I can't find but I think maybe there's a link to it in that thread (or maybe the other one linked to this one??? I forget).  I'm not a member at SA but sometimes I get bored and look for interesting topics to read through.
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warrpped just watch that and you'll prolly be okay with not losing your virginity for a while. I mean if she did it and then became big, you can too!