Topic: I went to a strip club (Read 6577 times)

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jesus it's time for them to just close up shop and leave the past behind them. who the fuck outside of a college dormroom adorned with bob marley posters is jamming out to cypress hill these days?
my dormroom has 0 bob marley posters.
although I haven't listened to Cypress Hill in like a month so maybe this doesn't apply to me  :fogetshrug:
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I liked it sue me
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Yeah I'm liking this Cypress Hill song actually. I'm excited to hear the DMX single hahaha.
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:( I think DMX is going tone deaf...

Or more tone deaf than he was before at least. PUT EM UP PUT EM UP
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idk anything about strip clubs

but ive been to a lot of clubs that have gogo-dancers/strippers that strip down to their panties.

i guess its kind of a different setting than in a strip-club, whereas in strip clubs the dancers often dance on a scene with a pole or something and guys sit on chairs in front of the scene.

the places i have been to are more of the kind dark with neon lights and a packed dancefloor with plateaus going up from the dancefloor on which the dancers are. in that setting, it makes a lot of sense to have them there. it's part of the package.

but yeah this is maybe too far off from strip clubs to be relevant?
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i went to a strip club tonight
and by that i mean i was involved in political activism regarding the gaza strip
and by that i mean i stayed at home and just made tenuous links
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holy crap pulits im scared cus I dont think you're joking.

I'm not. ;)

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you know what fuck this topic

fuck the whole thing

you guys take titties for granted, imagine being in my position. I don't see titties ever because I'm stuck on a fucking ship with nothing but hundreds men except for two fat chicks. And then I get home where there still aren't any titties.

so go see some titties for me

one way or another I must see titties vicariously through you
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Is it true that in strip clubs all the strippers have those awful saline implants?
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I ain't talkin about porn

my fucking captain gives me porn on top of the porn I already have. Ol' dudes a fucking horndog, dropped like 30 dirty magazines in the AB locker for everybody because it was "old".
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you and your buddies ever get a lil too enthusiastic and do stuff you never speak about?
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I walked past a stripclub in Lima, and there was some sleazy looking motherfucker trying to get customers in there.

"Girls! Girls! We have girls!"
I slow down and take a look at the depressing, ugly, broad shouldered woman in a bikini standing next to him.
"Not her, we have better inside!"

I didn't go in.
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You are not alone, a few of my friends have had that experience their first (and usually last) time at a strip club. I think some of it depends on the type and/or class of club you go to. Some are just dives full of naked drunk women while others have actual shows including well chosen music and actual erotic dance...as in not just a naked babe grinding on a pole.

Sorry you had such a rotten time but chalk it up as "achievement unlocked" and try to forget about it.

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I have never been in this type of place but I am bit curious as well anyway I think I am going to asked my friends to come with me and visit this type of place so atleast we will know how it feel likes to visit this place
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