Happy birthday ptizzle

Thanks Doc. I went raw for a month thanks to you and it was the healthiest I've ever felt.

Now, back to burgers with the lot and cider. but thanks.

Wow really?  That's pretty sweet!

Yeah, I was sitting around one day thinking about (this is gonna go arrow form like clicking on Wiki pages) GW -> music -> rap battles -> you rap battling -> you being a raw vegan -> me thinking "fuck it, why not try it? can't hurt". I did it and it wasn't that exciting and my friends thought I was kinda weird when we went out and shit ("nah man, I can't have this Big Mac at 3am, because you see I'm...") but I did feel really healthy and generally pretty good - my sister helped me think of ideas and I just rolled with it to try it. I could be a vegetarian I think, I didn't miss meat that much, just more the cooking part cos I love cooking. Can't put garam masala on carrot sticks n shit.

I'm back on the omnivore train now but thanks to having Indian friends I've learned vegetables own regardless so I'm p happy with the whole thing, it's just nice to know I can slam 4 cheeseburgers after a night out without feeling bad about it except in the morning when I realise how much saturated fat I've ingested.

The important thing is I discovered quinoa. Quinoa owns.

Are you still on that raw shit? (no wu tang)

Well I'm not 100 percent raw I'm still vegan but I do eat a lot or raw meals.  Whatever I feel like one day I'll make a vegan pizza the next day I'll make a raw wrap with collard leaves.

Quinoa does own...you should try sprouting it sometime

How the hell can you just eat raw vegetables all the time? it's such a bizzare concept to even think that people do that. eat like a normal human being christ

It's not just that.  It's raw fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, and sprouted grains.  You can heat your food up to 118F and with this you can make numerous things like raw cheesecakes, nachos, salads, burgers, breads, cookies, pies...etc

Normal is subjective because for some people skewering mice, roasting them over a fire, and eating them in one bite is normal lol

It's normal for every other single species on the face of this earth so 

raw vegetables makes sense in terms of vitamins etc but every single vegetable tastes better roasted (aids digestion, flavour sensation)

It's normal for every other single species on the face of this earth

yeah we're slightly different than them sorry

i was going to go to this burger shop but wondered how much i could get for the same price. i mixed half a kg of mince with salt, pepper, and alioli, grilled them too fast or something (they were really really... fatty and fairly rare), put some brie on top and re-grilled them, then put them on grated cheese in crissonts and topped them with garlic mayo. quite possibly the best thing i've ever eaten (in terms of SENSATION) but i'm afraid to eat the other two so soon after (i like my blood pumping)

oh man climbtree those sound so bad and yet so good

a jarritos lemon-lime soda and two deliciosas chicken empanadas that turned out to be made of beef. it's supposed to be a more authentic mexican restaurant, and it kinda is but it's still all american-friendly stuff. food's good tho

one of those guys who dominates everything came in, said "I guess you just sit down anywhere" after waiting at the door for a second, sat next to us, ordered tacos and a diet coke when the waitress came up, complained about the guacamole and kept ordering extras like cheese and hot sauce. it was good

ramen noodles for dinner tonite

subscribe to my live feed and watch The Amazing Allen Hunter as he sits down epically on his favorite chair and eats the soup! $5 pay per view

does the chair have a dildo mounted on it?

no, i believe you probably left your dildo somewhere else after you left my house yesterday??