all ear drums and cochleae should be amputated at birth. replace with machine's ears.

NOT COMPLAINING, JUST BRAGGING 

you have fleas and you're allergic to them, that's why your sinuses are inflamed and giving you grief in the form of ear pain. try irrigating your nose with salt water and washing your sheets/vacuuming your house more thoroughly.

I am addicted to smoking cigarettes

Its a work thing, its embedded in my psyche as some kind of internal clock. I don't think that nicotine replacement will work(it hasn't) because I don't have cravings at home or when I'm out doing thangs. The only solution I see is to start doing something that I enjoy for a living

I never understood why parents let their kids go skateboarding etc in a country where you have to pay a shittonne for healthcare.

Because you can't put a price on catching wicked air

I HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS

I've been awake for about eight hours for the same reason. It's not funny. I seriously can't sleep.

I am addicted to smoking cigarettes

gave up electronic cigarettes? you were on a minor crusade over those things back in the day.

gave up electronic cigarettes? you were on a minor crusade over those things back in the day.

it went through the laundry and died and I never got around to getting a new one, plus I spent the summer living with friends who called me a faggot when I busted it out so...

it went through the laundry and died and I never got around to getting a new one, plus I spent the summer living with friends who called me a faggot when I busted it out so...

Same except instead of the laundry it was a car accident.

The longest I can go without having a cigarette is a day now. and I'm smoking a pack a day :/ . Day by day it's getting harder and harder to quit

Isn't it so that those electronic cigarettes still give you an overdose of nicotine and that they're probably just as bad albeit in an entirely different way?

Nicotine isn't great for you, but I wouldn't say that overdoing the nicotine is just as bad as sucking smoke containing a gang of carcinogens and tar into your lungs. You might have to worry about heart disease or something down the road if you're really goin' for it but I don't think it's nearly as bad as smoking cigarettes

The longest I can go without having a cigarette is a day now. and I'm smoking a pack a day :/ . Day by day it's getting harder and harder to quit ​

yuck I start to feel gross when I reach 4 in a day.

Isn't it so that those electronic cigarettes still give you an overdose of nicotine and that they're probably just as bad albeit in an entirely different way?

i've heard that you don't get near as much nicotine from electronic cigarettes as you do from smoking actual cigarettes. i'd be inclined to believe this. the sensation of smoking electronic cigarettes and the subsequent withdrawal is a whole lot more mellow than it was with tobacco. i'd hit a much higher point when smoking tobacco, and a much deeper low when i haven't had one in a while. you can really FEEL a cigarette hit your brain and bloodstream, but you never really can with electronic cigarettes. also a major factor of the whole thing is the avoidance of the whole WASTED CIGARETTE phenomena. given the price of cigarettes, you do feel obligated to finish a cigarette once you've lit one, even if you don't necessarily NEED it. this is totally erased with electronic cigarettes, and most people just pull it out when they need it or have some sort of craving for it, and put it away after a drag. this may lead to some people getting more nicotine than they would through regular tobacco smoking, if they're hitting the device with a lot more frequency than they were smoking tobacco, but i've heard most people aren't completely inseparable from their electronic cigarette and generally use it for a drag when they need it. that's how i use it, and it's infrequent that i'm ever taking more than two or three consecutive drags before putting it down or putting it back in my pocket.

still, if that's not the case and you are getting as much/more nicotine than from tobacco, nicotine alone isn't what makes smoking dangerous. nicotine isn't good for you, but it's not a known carcinogen and probably isn't the main reason why tobacco kills everybody. i'm not going to say that there is no risk at all, but there's been nothing to suggest that electronic cigarettes have nearly the health risks of tobacco smoking, even if you do hit the devices furiously. you're just shouldering the health hazards of nicotine without all the other things that are more proven to kill you and fuck you up in a wide variety of ways.

and the nicotine concentrations in electronic cigarettes aren't high enough for accidental death through nicotine overdose. you'd really need to be doing it deliberately.

it went through the laundry and died and I never got around to getting a new one, plus I spent the summer living with friends who called me a faggot when I busted it out so...

imho you probably would have been justified in kicking them in the dick. seriously though, you don't need me to tell you how bad of a reason this is!!

i've found some better e-cigarette models than the one you started me off with, so let me know if you want some advice. this goes for everyone who wants to try this as a smoking replacement, actually. i've been smoking electronic cigarettes for about ten months now and have a pretty good idea of how it all works if anybody wants me to point them in the right direction.

I don't think they're a bad idea at all but "electronic cigarettes" gets me every single time