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ok i am going to engage in some real talk with kami.
REAL TALK: I sat in lounge at school and saw an unattended mobile (celluar phone). I then procedded by taking said phone and gave it to the front desk of the campus center. The dude took it and marked the time it was found. This was an easy thing to do, it took me 2 mins. I knwo you said you don't have a lost and found? but ???

And that concludes this session of real talk
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i'm going to give it back to them. im not a cat fucker
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also yeah sometimes i do a kind of laises affair type of thing and leave things as is. like i saw an unattended credit card on a table but I was like naw..
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i leave everything how i find it in my normal routine, this is no joke. fuck everything and everyone, you could leave a rolex on my desk at work and I'd work around that shit
no you must rig it to explode

this country is a hotbed of jews you dont think these things happen by accident do you?!?!
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i dont mean to tell you how to live your live but your doing it all wrong
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but seriously I think the 'name 10 artists on this zune' would be good because otherwise it's basically like saying "whose 50 dollar bill is this"
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that's so much effort dude, just fill it with horrible music and put it back where you found it with a note attached criticizing his taste in music
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get some nickleback on that bad boy
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that's so much effort dude, just fill it with horrible music and put it back where you found it with a note attached criticizing his taste in music

this is probably the best idea presented in this topic so far.
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or leave a mix tape with it and your phone number. maybe you can make a new best friend :)
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sell it on craigslist and buy some acid for this weekend

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I was going to make this same post except with meth!

but seriously I think the 'name 10 artists on this zune' would be good because otherwise it's basically like saying "whose 50 dollar bill is this"
I'm pretty sure the Zune identifies you by a username when you turn it on and try to connect to the ZUNE NETWORK or whatever its called. You could just ask them if they know the username.

Or you could just announce "FOUND MP3 PLAYER" in class without specifying what brand or showing it off, and anyone who is bullshitting you will assume its an iPod.

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or leave a mix tape with it and your phone number. maybe you can make a new best friend Smile
nm this is the best idea
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trade it for some Adderall and 4-point all your classes, your parents will be really proud
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you must have missed the same joke from page 1:
fill it up with jonas brothers/miley cyrus/justen bieber and give it back to them.
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i dunno about where you live but at least in finland there's a law that you must report found goods to police or take them to a lost and found office if the value is over 20 euros. i'm sure your country has a similar law but you are just being dumb about this.

and you gave it to your roommate, wow. is that supposed to make you feel like a good person now??

There's no law like that here. New Yorkers operate under the finders keepers clause of the state legislature. and yeah we get it already. youre finnish. great. and you know what? it kinda did make me feel good.

and honestly all you guys do is say the same thing over and over again. if i had left it there someone WOULD have taken it. the guy obviously had no idea it was missing cause it had been there for like 3 hours before i put it in my pocket. it woulda gone on sitting there into the next class, allll day.

<realtalk>we do NOT have a lost and found </realtalk>

and im not putting up fucking posters and im not hunting the guy down. sorry. if u guys expect everyone to do that you're living in a fantasy world. if he comes back asking for it (WHICH IS WHAT HE SHOULD DO IF HE FUCKING WANTS IT BACK) then i'll give it back to him. sorry if u guys dont agree, but you're all kind of shit heads. <3

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at least we're honest shitheads
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The fact that you're probably at least 18 and you still think this way is pretty sad. Why would you take it? When I see things laying on the ground I'm like "Oh man, that sucks for that person. Too bad; wish there was something I could do." I don't say "What an idiot, he left his Zune here. I'm gonna steal it! That will teach him!"

If you stole my Zune I would be furious.
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if he comes back asking for it (WHICH IS WHAT HE SHOULD DO IF HE FUCKING WANTS IT BACK)
but you didnt gave him you number!!
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The fact that you're probably at least 18 and you still think this way is pretty sad. Why would you take it? When I see things laying on the ground I'm like "Oh man, that sucks for that person. Too bad; wish there was something I could do." I don't say "What an idiot, he left his Zune here. I'm gonna steal it! That will teach him!"

If you stole my Zune I would be furious.
i'm gonna steal your zune irl
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i'm gonna steal your zune irl
I am now furious :fogetshakefist:​.
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