today i forgot my flash drive in a computer lab and 30 minutes later i remembered it and went back to get it and it wasn't there. its pretty cheap and not that important but it had some files i needed. i was telling someone about it and we were talking about how whoever took it might have thought "if i didn't take it someone else would have". that's a terrible way to think because if i found someone else's stuff i'd have asked or gave it to someone who'd ask (professor, lab assistant, security, etc.) so in that case you are the someone else who would have taken it.  people who lose stuff often go back and ask about them, especially if they're valuable.

if it was an expensive music player i'd probably be pretty angry. dont be a dick man

There's no law like that here. New Yorkers operate under the finders keepers clause of the state legislature. and yeah we get it already. youre finnish. great. and you know what? it kinda did make me feel good.

and honestly all you guys do is say the same thing over and over again. if i had left it there someone WOULD have taken it. the guy obviously had no idea it was missing cause it had been there for like 3 hours before i put it in my pocket. it woulda gone on sitting there into the next class, allll day.

<realtalk>we do NOT have a lost and found </realtalk>

and im not putting up fucking posters and im not hunting the guy down. sorry. if u guys expect everyone to do that you're living in a fantasy world. if he comes back asking for it (WHICH IS WHAT HE SHOULD DO IF HE FUCKING WANTS IT BACK) then i'll give it back to him. sorry if u guys dont agree, but you're all kind of shit heads. <3

I lost my cell phone a few months ago in class (I'm pretty sure they fell out of my sweatpants pockets) and didn't realize it until I took about 10 steps outside of the building. I hurried back and searched the classroom but it wasn't there. There's no official "lost and found" but guess what? I decided to go to the main office of that particular building and ask the secretary if anyone had found a cell phone. They had, and I got my phone back.

A relatively decent, logical person from my class must have found my phone, picked it up, and instead of pocketing it (here's the killer!) walked down the hallway and dropped it off at the main office. It was a fairly nice phone and I'm sure they could have racked up hundreds of dollars in phone sex or phone tarot-card-reading bills if they wanted to.

Nope. You know why? Because NOT KEEPING IT is the obvious, decent thing to do.

Your excuse that HE/SHE should come looking for YOU makes zero fucking sense. I must have missed that part of your story where you left your e-mail address on a post-it note in the lecture hall or on the chalkboard. I'm sure they've got plenty of ways to contact you!

I mean, goddamn:
EVEN IF the professor who teaches the class before you is, idk, a three-headed dick monster and you can't stand to look at him long enough to mention the found MP3 player,
 
EVEN IF you were born without fingers and can't hold a pen or a piece of chalk to write a note,

EVEN IF your school building has no main office (I find this hard to believe)...


You could have still taken it to the campus police/security, since it's their job to take care of such matters. Oh wait. That would have been too much fucking work.

we're not living in a fantasy world we're living in the responsible adult world where you don't just take things that don't belong to you

(I'm pretty sure they fell out of my sweatpants pockets)

uhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhh

*it fell
*pocket

I'm just going to come out of the closet, call you a self-centered piece of shit that still abides to the same ethic and moral guidelines he did as a toddler. This isn't a I WANT YOU TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY ARGH THIS IS NOT CIVILIZED kind of post, more like hey, hey. maybe you should become less of an asshole?



I would be pretty much neutral against your stance if you haven't tried so fucking hard to convince us that you are a fucking hero for stealing a zune. *clap clap* congratulation duke douchebag here is your poofed polished pillow i hope you enjoy not living in a dream world

*it fell
*pocket

I think it was more about sweatpants in public

that's exactly what it was about

Do you wear jeans all winter? Even when it's like 20 below freezing?

Sweatpants are a lot warmer and don't stick to your skin as much. This is good news! I don't know how you can disapprove of COMFORT.

edit: I mean... I guess you could wear khakis, but that's not much better.

I wear jeans all winter

im not judging

i'm with ase, sweatpants in the colder months is the way to go. comfort always outweighs everything else.

also you can scratch your balls with 83% more efficiency

this has become a truly ridiculous thread

also you can scratch your balls with 83% more efficiency

and everybody knows it

here are the following scenarios where it's ok to wear sweatpants:
-as pajamas
-as 'around the house' pants
-as a homeless person
-as a sex offender

wear some polypropylene leggings or something, ESPECIALLY if most of your class are men.

and everybody knows it

here are the following scenarios where it's ok to wear sweatpants:
-as pajamas
-as 'around the house' pants
-as a homeless person
-as a sex offender

wear some polypropylene leggings or something, ESPECIALLY if most of your class are men.

reasons why i wear sweatpants:

-they're comfortable
-they're warm
-i don't care what you or anybody else thinks
-suck my dick boy

i put exactly zero thought into how i dress every day. if it doesn't smell like a gymnasium and doesn't have some tacky LOOK AT ME shit written all over it, i'll wear it. this can actually pretty useful, in that it automatically detests people(like yourself apparently?) who will judge you based on the way you dress. this is exactly what i want to accomplish, as those people are not worth breathing in the vicinity of anyway.

sneans sneas sneans

Whenever I see a girl in sweatpants I always assume they're menstrating. I've got no reason for this, I just do.