So, I've got a bit of free time before exams and I've studied as much as I can take the past few days, so I wanted to do something fun. I will literally write a verse about anything, record it and post it up for you. I can't guarantee it'll be on an original beat or whatever (that shit costs moneys) but I'll do my best in the time I have. Some things I'd like to do would be things like doing a theme song for your RM2K3 game (no srsly that'd be pretty funny) and I don't know what else, but I'm offering my services - practice for me and hopefully funnies for you.

If you guys can think of some good ideas then that'd be awesome, I'm mainly looking for funny and to prank/fool people or just really to entertain. If it's a really shit suggestion I probably won't do it but I love y'all so if you're keen give me a try OKAY.

i can also rap in either Australian (natural) American (not so natural, doesn't sound great) or British (not so natural) if you REALLY want

 

I'd like a disapproving rap about sex and the city 2 in a british accent please.

I'd like a disapproving rap about sex and the city 2 in a british accent please.

it has to feature the phrase "lawrence of my labia" just like the film

Skype live battle! NOW!

a swedish transexual body builder named Ingrid.

Carl Sagan (zombie) in a fist-fight with Noam Chomsky.

i know somethin u can rap over >8(

i have a present coming up for you



I think I can do these, but they'll probably be different to what you're expecting. I got ideas yo.


Wow, the Sagan one was really bad. I dunno if I can do that man, just because the voice sounds so off with it and it's not very funny ​. I can put it up if you guys want.


I'm sure I can do the Sex and the City one alright though. Think of good ideas people because LOL random is okay but clever ideas are more fun and can be more funny!

ok. grab a cookbook and make a song using the names of as many dishes from it as possible. name of song is name of cookbook but the topic of the song must be something other than food. women, personal hardship and wack rappers are acceptable, but you get bonus points for a less conventional topic. go.

it has to feature the phrase "lawrence of my labia" just like the film

oh god really?

ok. grab a cookbook and make a song using the names of as many dishes from it as possible. name of song is name of cookbook but the topic of the song must be something other than food. women, personal hardship and wack rappers are acceptable, but you get bonus points for a less conventional topic. go.

This is a fucking awesome idea. Will do tomorrow and will find a cookbook now.

oh god really?

no joke, the movie features the line "HE CAN BE LAWRENCE OF MY LABIA", and so shall this

The screenshot topic.

no joke, the movie features the line "HE CAN BE LAWRENCE OF MY LABIA", and so shall this

i was kind of curios about this but now i'm going to have to see it, even if it is completly shallow.

i was kind of curios about this but now i'm going to have to see it, even if it is completly shallow.

no don't


even knowing that bit of information i still have no desire to see such a thing, you're going to be sitting through five thousand hours of COSMOS/BLAHNIKS/MY VAGINA just to hear one line that's now been spoiled for you

I saw pt.1 so naturally I have to watch pt.2