Serious The next Mortal Kombat movie may actually.. Be... Good?! (Read 1293 times)

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This movie is going to suck. Maybe even more than the original's unless Seven of nine does a little sucking of her own.

Also, all surgeons are professional martial art experts especially the crazy ones.

Also why cant it be as easy as picking up a 7.62x51mm Polish bolt-action sniper rifle and blasting everyone away.
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This movie is going to suck. Maybe even more than the original's unless Seven of nine does a little sucking of her own.
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Also, all surgeons are professional martial art experts especially the crazy ones.
This and also harlequin ichtyosis survivors look more like this than reptile:
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That's actually the best looking harlequin survivor I've ever seen.  I remember seeing one dude who I think was a skiier or something similar???  His face was so dang disturbing to look at, it's really a miracle he could live with his face so messed up like that.
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I think we can all agree that the first Mortal Kombat film was the best videogame adaption ever. If you disagree you're just plain wrong.
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nah, i think ragnar has interesting insight into possibilities on the whole concept.  tbh, i think most all of ragnar's longposts are a good insight into anything.  i just dont get what you mean by "there's no real actors"??? 

well I really don't know who any of these people are except some lady from Star Trek right?? Has like NICHOLAS CAGE ever been in a videogame movie and the irony is how many videogame characters are based off uber-famous actors sort of stealing their personas for fun and profit and yet like Hitman is Jason Statham he's like the exact perfect likeness and they got some noob instead I would personally not even fucking make the movie just cancel everything if that fell through

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the idea about a childish ultra-patriotic U.S. fighting force versus evil cultural stereotypes is really cool.  i'd like to see an extremely serious director take that idea on without a sense of sarcasm, just creating this xenophobic environment like FUCK YO COUNTRIES WELCOME TO EARFF.

I have no idea really but wasn't this what Big Trouble in Little China was about
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Isn't that a Jackie Chan film? No wait that's Little China in Big Trouble.
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No, Big Trouble in Little China was about a really old guy with mystical powers kidnapping a bunch of Chinese girls and the war with the Chinatown locals that ensues. Also, Kurt Russel is there for no real reason.
Big Trouble in Little China did heavily influence the Mortal Kombat games, though; mostly the mystical Asians that shoot lightning.

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I have no idea really but wasn't this what Big Trouble in Little China was about

now that I think of it, yeah, kind of.  Jack Burton is this gung-ho womanizing American trucker, representing the american action hero, but he's teamed up with and fighting against a million mystical asian martial arts stereotypes, so despite all of that charisma, he's essentially useless to the team.  one scene comes to mind, where he runs into a room full of the evil fighters, hollers and fires his sub machine gun into the ceiling.  a piece of stone falls and knocks him out and the asian good guys run in and start kicking ass.  i think the idea was to throw a "Fool" character right into the middle of a humorless asian martial arts environment.  Jack does end up killing Lo Pan, however, in what is possibly one of the most anti-climactic final battles ever.  that's what i love about john carpenter, particularly this movie, The Thing, and Escape from New York.  he took a lot of the hero character stereotypes and very consciously exaggerated them while a lot of people were trying to take action films seriously.
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ah man I haven't seen big trouble in little china in so long. 
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I think we can all agree that the first Mortal Kombat film was the best videogame adaption ever. If you disagree you're just plain wrong.

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who was the security guard with the gun in the original game?  i always thought he looked like will ferrell.  they should put will ferrell in this movie.
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who was the security guard with the gun in the original game?  i always thought he looked like will ferrell.  they should put will ferrell in this movie.

for what? So we can hear some death joke. I don't think Will Ferrell fits in MMK universe.
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